I saw

[Silver Guard]

The light, last night
My father came in and switched it on, but thats not the point
I looked deep into it, and I saw, jesus was looking back! Blue and purple blotches and everything! Probably something that comes from being dead for a while. He smiled his crooked smile, and he bekoned me come. I rose, tripped on my sheets, and blacked out.

I awoke amongst the cloads, before me God sat upon a shining thrown, surrounded my scantily clad angels with great white wings, wonder whether I could have some of those? And he spoke
"You, Tristan, shall go forth like your namesake, and free the world from oppression"
And I was back, completly soaked, with my dad red in the face with a bucket of water. And I smiled, for I was enlightened
God had shown me the way, i would free the world from oppression.
So
This afternoon
I burned down a church
And God smiled upon me, for I was freeing the world form oppression
Jesus gave me the finger though.... ****ard

[Cluny the Scourge]

I am Jesus, and I don't remember this.

So you must have been hallucinating.

[Niccolo Machiavelli]

Good job!


-Jesus (I'm schizophrenic and didn't remember when posting with the other account - sorry...).

[Chaigidel]

this is really just trying to be an ******* isnt it?

you are just like a christian you ridicule what your mind cannot understand--- your all the same thing-- be proud.

[Shaftoe]

That is some funny *****!

[Francisco Montana]

I am not particularly religious. But, this thread's obvious intention is simply to prevoke those who are religious. Thread closed. ~ Lord Gruffles