If you had the choice..

**Anarius** · May 27, 2007, 06:40 AM

If you had the choice:

Go to Heaven, where you're not tortured, you live in a golden house, and you can have with interesting individuals such as Emperor Constantinus, Isaac Newton and a wide selection of popes, you can propably have deep conversations with god (imagine how deep those conversations would be) or you could just wrech the place. I think it's too late to go down there now anyway.

Or you could go to Hell, where you could meet people such as Bon Scott, Curt Cobain, Adolf Hitler, Varg Vikernes, all people who lived before 0 AD (depends on who's right about heaven) and lots of other interesting people. The downside is that you get tortured daily. And if you belive in "The Far Side" (the comic) the the coffee is cold.

I would take Hell. Actually I've allready been to Hell.

**~~removeduser_426582376423734~~** · May 27, 2007, 06:42 AM

Interesting question. Who's in Purgatory? Ray Ramone, he's pretty ambivalent.

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · May 27, 2007, 06:50 AM

What a dumb thread. Why is Curt Cobain in hell?

**~~removeduser_426582376423734~~** · May 27, 2007, 07:48 AM

Commited suicide.

**Kino** · May 27, 2007, 08:00 AM

If you go to hell I'd think you'd only just be tortured daily, there'd be no coffee breaks to meet your dead heroes. Though, a hell seems pointless to me... Why not just oblivion?

Myself, I'd choose to wander through time, dimension, and the universe. I'd want to have occasional reunions with my family, and people I've met in my life. I'd discuss what I've seen or maybe take them along on my adventures.

This is assuming my human mind is intact, along with it's memories, thoughts and feelings. The same as it was when I was mortal.

**Niccolo Machiavelli** · May 27, 2007, 08:22 AM

Don't forget about the prostitutes! To hell with me!

**Lord Bohemond** · May 27, 2007, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't forget about the prostitutes! To hell with me!

Most prostitutes aren't that good looking, they're worn out... and let's not forget the diseases.

**Darkragnar** · May 28, 2007, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by Lord Bohemond

Most prostitutes aren't that good looking, they're worn out... and let's not forget the diseases.

well the expensive ones are....why do yo u think we make money ???

**zznɟ ǝɥʇ** · May 27, 2007, 08:31 AM

I'm with Kino, I'd like to wander a bit.

**Anarius** · May 27, 2007, 02:14 PM

In South Park they have houses. Maybe hell is really cozy. All the suffering might just be propaganda spread by god in heaven..

**Nick_Since_1985** · May 27, 2007, 06:30 PM

Maybe guys like Hitler didn't end upp in hell... That would be an anti-climax after your'e dead

**TestudoAubreii** · May 30, 2007, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Anarius

In South Park they have houses. Maybe hell is really cozy. All the suffering might just be propaganda spread by god in heaven..

Or, perhaps suffering is like a 9 to 5 job. You go to work (torture) for eight hours and then enjoy a social life afterwards. I bet the nightlife in hell is spectacular.

**The Good** · May 27, 2007, 06:45 PM

I would MUCH rather go to Heaven than Hell. And I am trying to take that path in real life too (By worshiping the Lord, asking him for forgiveness, and reading his Holy Word, the Bible).

**mightyfenrir** · May 27, 2007, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Shyam Popat

Interesting question. Who's in Purgatory? Ray Ramone, he's pretty ambivalent.

and still alive, silly

Originally Posted by Anarius

If you had the choice:

Go to Heaven, where you're not tortured, you live in a golden house, and you can have with interesting individuals such as Emperor Constantinus, Isaac Newton and a wide selection of popes, you can propably have deep conversations with god (imagine how deep those conversations would be) or you could just wrech the place. I think it's too late to go down there now anyway.

Or you could go to Hell, where you could meet people such as Bon Scott, Curt Cobain, Adolf Hitler, Varg Vikernes, all people who lived before 0 AD (depends on who's right about heaven) and lots of other interesting people. The downside is that you get tortured daily. And if you belive in "The Far Side" (the comic) the the coffee is cold.

I would take Hell. Actually I've allready been to Hell.

I happen to enjoy ice coffee... mmm, dunkin donuts... but really, I believe in reincarnation so I choose to come back as a tortoise. They live without war, money, and they live long lives of quiet contemplation... and have tortoise sex, which looks funny. Actually, interestingly enough, I don't believe in iether place... so neither.

Originally Posted by Lucius Julius

I would MUCH rather go to Heaven than Hell. And I am trying to take that path in real life too (By worshiping the Lord, asking him for forgiveness, and reading his Holy Word, the Bible).

And good for you. I wish more christians would do what they say they do instead of preaching without taking action.

**VoodooTengo** · May 27, 2007, 07:19 PM

Hell sounds horrible, and heaven sounds horribly dull.

**Seleucus I Nicator** · May 27, 2007, 07:25 PM

It wouldn't be so fun to be tortured daily, and in heaven I would probably get whatever I wanted, so I'd rather go to heaven. But if hell was a cool place like it is depicted in South Park, then it wouldn't be so bad. Imagine how cool it would be being able to kill and rape whenever wanting to, and just respawn upon death.

Originally Posted by Anarius

I would take Hell. Actually I've allready been to Hell.

Why would you chose hell?

**Anarius** · May 28, 2007, 03:30 AM

Originally Posted by Seleucus I Nicator

Why would you chose hell?

The bible doesn't say you get whatever you want, but you get to live in a golden house. That would be cool at first, but considering you have to spend eternity there..

If you're not muslim. Forever tight vaginas!

Bohemond, why care about diseases when you're in hell?

**Seleucus I Nicator** · May 28, 2007, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Anarius

The bible doesn't say you get whatever you want, but you get to live in a golden house. That would be cool at first, but considering you have to spend eternity there..

So because you would get tired of the golden house you would rather suffer eternally in hell?