How many evolutionists...

**ajm317** · May 25, 2007, 09:27 AM

So in the name of fairness I, an evolutionist, am going to start the "How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a lightbulb" thread.

So...

How many evolutionists DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Go crazy!

**Kythras** · May 25, 2007, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by Kythras

Well, it would take one evolutionist to screw in a lightbulb, but then what would happen, is the creationists would continue to deny that the lightbulb ever had to be screwed in in the first place, thus, a never-ending stream of evolutionsists would have to keep unscrewing and screwing back in the lightbulb to try and prove that it wasn't always screwed in...

Eventually we all realise that the lightbulb was broken a long time ago...

**TheKwas** · May 25, 2007, 09:38 AM

To imply that there needs to be a 'screwer' in order for the bulb to be screwed into it's socket is a fallacy and unscientific. Through mechanisms that are intristic to our universe, the bulb will screw itself in if given time.

**ajm317** · May 25, 2007, 09:52 AM

1. But he can only do it a quarter turn at a time and it takes him millions of years.

Thank you, I hope to have a career writing the jokes on the back of popsicle sticks one day.

**Curtana** · May 25, 2007, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by TheKwas

the bulb will screw itself in if given time.

The bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Its a dam communist.
That sounded better the last time I heard it down the pub.

**Kythras** · May 25, 2007, 10:06 AM

Also,

Evolutionist: "Screw in a bulb? Sounds kinky... I'll get the condom!"

Creationist: "Screw in a bulb? No no, it would be impossible to get the rhythm method right!"