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    Sticky: Re: Post Your Screenshots

    Some screens of campaign map progress for my Koinon Hellenon campaign, which I ended at precisely 1000 turns and took over half a year to play! I might upload some pics of the battlefield at some...
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    Re: Can you believe this little prick?

    Chiara will come scrambling for sure when she sees this and fall to her knees in surrender before the truly anointed one! :surprise:
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    Poll: Re: USA elections 2020 - 2021

    Going back to who put a muzzle on law enforcement:

    Pentagon put significant restrictions on D.C. Guard ahead of pro-Trump protests




    Sounds like somebody didn't want any significant...
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    Re: Can you believe this little prick?

    Hey, I take umbrage at this idea, since I'm part Sicilian, 5'11 in height and my ancestors in old family photo albums look significantly taller than pygmees. :tongue:
    Funny enough that Metatron guy...
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    Poll: Re: USA elections 2020 - 2021

    Oh look, it's you again. It's quite an achievement to consistently make the worst posts in this forum. Great job!

    The United States Capitol Police is a *FEDERAL* law enforcement agency within the...
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    Re: Can you believe this little prick?

    You kid and laugh, but seriously you'd have to be fairly black out drunk to see Nicholas Cage and Quentin Tarantino as the same guy, ditto for Mike Pompeo and Tony Foresta, or even Joe Pantaliano...
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    Can you believe this little prick?

    Yeah, [sniffs hard, scarfs down two Bruschetta antipasto appetizer rolls in a row], so get this, one time a few years back, I saw a firefight like you wouldn't :wub:ing believe.

    So I'm sitting at...
  8. Re: Cannot build helcol_ref in Alexandria

    I generally avoid Helcol_ref like the plague, because phalangitai units are beast, among the best solid heavy infantry in the game, so why anyone in their right mind would want less of that is beyond...
  9. Re: What's up with cultural conversion rate at Kontrebia?

    I'm not seeing any building description that explains this, though, unless it's the province description itself that is a permanent fixture and obviously cannot be destroyed?
  10. What's up with cultural conversion rate at Kontrebia?

    This is just odd, not sure I've noticed this before, but it seems as though the city of Kontrebia in Iberia does not allow you to convert the culture there beyond 66% Hellenistic polities (can't...
  11. Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    It is quite possible that Cookiegod ate both a Bulgarian and Bavarian, absorbing their Slavic and Germanic genetics as he continues harvesting human gene pools in a snowball down the mountain effect,...
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    Re: I've decided to join Isis

    I hear the goddess Isis also maintains an OnlyFans account where the simps all line up and toss money at her feet, obsequiously bowing to her as their Findomme (financial dominant).
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    Re: Trans-Siberian Orchestra

    I'd like to visit Denmark one day, but we're currently experiencing the plague here a bit more intensely than before and most countries won't take an American now!

    We're basically the equivalent...
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    Re: Trans-Siberian Orchestra

    My mom went to Sweden once because she's part Swedish, but I was not aware that Swedes suffered under the oppressive yoke of expensive alcohol. The horror! My alcoholic brother would languish in such...
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    Re: Sir Anthony Hopkins stole my wallet

    Everything here is true to form for the man, although this part frightens me the most. No wonder he was able to strike and steal my wallet at the most opportune moment: he's a telepathic mind reader!...
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    Trans-Siberian Orchestra

    Firstly, I just want to say how marvelous it is to have an entire band comprised of transgenders, transsexuals and indigenous people from Siberia. To brave the cold harsh winters there but also form...
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    Re: Sir Anthony Hopkins stole my wallet

    You guys wouldn't believe it! Anthony Hopkins tried to steal my wallet AGAIN but Sir Patrick Stewart intervened and kicked his ass with a baseball bat!

    Incredible stuff. I'm forever in Stewart's...
  18. Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    Cookiegod basically takes over your cellular matter and imitates it at the cellular level like John Carpenter's The Thing, producing a perfect carbon copy of a full organism.
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    Re: Sweboz campaign discussion

    That's what you get for being a Suebi barbarian! :surprise:

    In all honesty that sounds horrifying. Glad I stick to Mediterranean factions that can easily build cities and generate an income. Yet...
  20. Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    I take umbrage with the idea that Cookie and I are the same person, especially after he tried to decapitate me. That's like Adaptation levels of having a multiple personality.

    ap9g2vR32Vg...
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    Sticky: Re: Fans suggestion thread for future releases

    Is anyone else seeing the Chatti youth running and fleeing just a little too fast on the battlefield for one to suspend disbelief? Like, they shouldn't be able to outrun light cavalry. There were no...
  22. Re: New study confirms that the Sky Disc of Nebra is from the Bronze Age, not Iron Age

    The academic equivalent of hitting your opponent with a folding chair! :tongue:



    Yes, we have definitely come full circle. ;)

    So in your opinion do you think the disk can be comfortably...
  23. Re: New study confirms that the Sky Disc of Nebra is from the Bronze Age, not Iron Age

    So there is no solid international academic consensus yet. The new discoveries about the composition of the disk are interesting, though, albeit not incredibly surprising since both Bronze Age and...
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    Re: I've decided to join Isis

    The worship of Isis would spread easily if the pop singer Shakira converted to the faith and proliferated its message to the unwashed horde of infidels.
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    Re: I've decided to join Isis

    You know, normally I would say Allahu Akbar, but since I'm a follower of Isis now, I guess it's Isis Akbar, and Enshisis, not Enshallah.

    Indeed, the Total War Center Terms of Service, or...
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    Re: I've decided to join Isis

    Oh yeah, she's basically begging to be joined at the hip, if you know what I mean.

    Read it and weep you Isis haters! https://twitter.com/DigitalMapsAW/status/1326824762606280704

    More about the...
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    I've decided to join Isis

    That's right, you read that correctly! :surprise:

    I've decided to join the Hellenistic cult of Isis, otherwise known as ISIS, because she's a fantastic ancient Egyptian goddess and if she was...
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    :laughter: I died laughing, therefore I lost. I wish I could rep you for this, but have done so too recently.
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    Re: The thread for horrible suggestions

    Yes! It's time to make Carthage Barcid again! :surprise:

    Inspired by an old MT2W submod with armies of Barack Obama versus Mitt Romney clones, there should be a submod where there are two huge...
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    That's certainly accurate, and corporate news media organizations just love the ratings they're getting with counting dragged out as long as possible. Biden basically won, though. There's no way...
  31. Re: Sean Connery, the original James Bond, is gone, 31.10.2020 R.I.P.

    RIP of course. I could watch his performance in The Rock about a 1000 times, and it would never get old.

    "I'm only borrowing yourrrrrr HUMV!" :tongue:
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    Re: Barbarians | Official Teaser | Netflix

    On those points the show cannot be criticized, yes. They actually do get those things right. The Metatron breaks down the things he likes and dislikes per historical accuracy:

    YMC-gzAC1FI

    EDIT:...
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    Re: New find of lorica segmentata

    At the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest, no less, so basically dated circa 9 AD. Cool! From what I understand there was an even earlier archaeological find at Dangestetten in southwestern Germany near...
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    Re: Barbarians | Official Teaser | Netflix

    I heard from people on Twitter that it was bad, but it wasn't just regular Twitter woke people saying this, but actual professors in the classics, so I'll definitely take that advice over many...
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    Ah, so you have no gold, but you do have iron for me, then. :tongue:
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    Things were a bit more complicated than that, since Ptolemaic Egypt (plus Hellenistic Cyprus and on occasion territories in the Levant) was actually a patchwork of separate political states with...
  37. Re: And now, for your reading pleasure, Cookiegod will summarily narrate the end of Rome in more than a thousand words.

    Wagner would have fit right into the Greek Ptolemaic dynasty or any average native Egyptian dynasty from ancient times, then.
    Brother-sister love! To that, Borat high fives!
    Come at me Cookiegod....
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    True to an extent but not entirely, since I'm a leftist who pointed these things out, Copts are indeed brown North African descendants of Egyptians but Nubians of ancient Sudan also lived among and...
  39. Re: And now, for your reading pleasure, Cookiegod will summarily narrate the end of Rome in more than a thousand words.

    In that case Churchill and Hitler were into some extreme racial and regional equality by indiscriminately carpet bombing the crap out of each other.

    As for German classical music, I'm a normie who...
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    Touche, but the real question here is when did you stop beating your wife, Sumskilz? :surprise:
    Also, how much money exactly do you owe to the mob?
    Answers to these questions are what the American...
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