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    Sticky: Re: Fans suggestion thread for future releases

    Is anyone else seeing the Chatti youth running and fleeing just a little too fast on the battlefield for one to suspend disbelief? Like, they shouldn't be able to outrun light cavalry. There were no...
  2. Re: New study confirms that the Sky Disc of Nebra is from the Bronze Age, not Iron Age

    The academic equivalent of hitting your opponent with a folding chair! :tongue:



    Yes, we have definitely come full circle. ;)

    So in your opinion do you think the disk can be comfortably...
  3. Re: New study confirms that the Sky Disc of Nebra is from the Bronze Age, not Iron Age

    So there is no solid international academic consensus yet. The new discoveries about the composition of the disk are interesting, though, albeit not incredibly surprising since both Bronze Age and...
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    Re: I've decided to join Isis

    The worship of Isis would spread easily if the pop singer Shakira converted to the faith and proliferated its message to the unwashed horde of infidels.
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    Re: I've decided to join Isis

    You know, normally I would say Allahu Akbar, but since I'm a follower of Isis now, I guess it's Isis Akbar, and Enshisis, not Enshallah.

    Indeed, the Total War Center Terms of Service, or...
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    Re: I've decided to join Isis

    Oh yeah, she's basically begging to be joined at the hip, if you know what I mean.

    Read it and weep you Isis haters! https://twitter.com/DigitalMapsAW/status/1326824762606280704

    More about the...
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    I've decided to join Isis

    That's right, you read that correctly! :surprise:

    I've decided to join the Hellenistic cult of Isis, otherwise known as ISIS, because she's a fantastic ancient Egyptian goddess and if she was...
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    :laughter: I died laughing, therefore I lost. I wish I could rep you for this, but have done so too recently.
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    Re: The thread for horrible suggestions

    Yes! It's time to make Carthage Barcid again! :surprise:

    Inspired by an old MT2W submod with armies of Barack Obama versus Mitt Romney clones, there should be a submod where there are two huge...
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    That's certainly accurate, and corporate news media organizations just love the ratings they're getting with counting dragged out as long as possible. Biden basically won, though. There's no way...
  11. Re: Sean Connery, the original James Bond, is gone, 31.10.2020 R.I.P.

    RIP of course. I could watch his performance in The Rock about a 1000 times, and it would never get old.

    "I'm only borrowing yourrrrrr HUMV!" :tongue:
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    Re: Barbarians | Official Teaser | Netflix

    On those points the show cannot be criticized, yes. They actually do get those things right. The Metatron breaks down the things he likes and dislikes per historical accuracy:

    YMC-gzAC1FI

    EDIT:...
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    Re: New find of lorica segmentata

    At the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest, no less, so basically dated circa 9 AD. Cool! From what I understand there was an even earlier archaeological find at Dangestetten in southwestern Germany near...
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    Re: Barbarians | Official Teaser | Netflix

    I heard from people on Twitter that it was bad, but it wasn't just regular Twitter woke people saying this, but actual professors in the classics, so I'll definitely take that advice over many...
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    Ah, so you have no gold, but you do have iron for me, then. :tongue:
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    Things were a bit more complicated than that, since Ptolemaic Egypt (plus Hellenistic Cyprus and on occasion territories in the Levant) was actually a patchwork of separate political states with...
  17. Re: And now, for your reading pleasure, Cookiegod will summarily narrate the end of Rome in more than a thousand words.

    Wagner would have fit right into the Greek Ptolemaic dynasty or any average native Egyptian dynasty from ancient times, then.
    Brother-sister love! To that, Borat high fives!
    Come at me Cookiegod....
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    True to an extent but not entirely, since I'm a leftist who pointed these things out, Copts are indeed brown North African descendants of Egyptians but Nubians of ancient Sudan also lived among and...
  19. Re: And now, for your reading pleasure, Cookiegod will summarily narrate the end of Rome in more than a thousand words.

    In that case Churchill and Hitler were into some extreme racial and regional equality by indiscriminately carpet bombing the crap out of each other.

    As for German classical music, I'm a normie who...
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    Re: Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    Touche, but the real question here is when did you stop beating your wife, Sumskilz? :surprise:
    Also, how much money exactly do you owe to the mob?
    Answers to these questions are what the American...
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    I laughed and lost at the last two memes especially. Keep them coming, you guys. Also, welcome to the forum, AoRun!
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    Re: When EB2 Update?

    I hear it also cures erectile dysfunction, but we're not going to talk about that right now, because this is a wholesome family site about pre-modern warfare and people being hacked to death, in...
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    Re: Parody Units

    You've got yourself a deal! :surprise:

    There should be a unit in the game of Castilian Spanish aristocratic elites modeled on the Brigantinoi, except they're all wearing fancy Habsburg-era 17th...
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    Re: When EB2 Update?

    Got acne? Foot cramps? Failure with dates? Bad luck? An arcane Voodoo curse placed upon you by a witch doctor?

    No worries. Modding EBII will fix all of that. :surprise:
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    Re: Parody Units

    This game doesn't shame you enough for playing it. What it needs is an entire troop of middle-aged British nannies who wag their fingers and nag enemy soldiers to death, then wag their fingers at the...
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    Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra

    Contrary to what I thought before, Denis Villeneuve will not be directing a Cleopatra epic for Sony Pictures! The project will instead go to Paramount Pictures with Patty Jenkins as the director, the...
  27. Re: And now, for your reading pleasure, Cookiegod will summarily narrate the end of Rome in more than a thousand words.

    These dances are great, but I actually found it, you guys! I found live footage of Cookiegod at his latest dance recital doing the exact interpretive dance for the 476 AD usurpation of the throne by...
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    Sticky: Re: The Videos Thread!

    The funny thing is that Alex Jones is nuts and this is hardly taken out of context. :laughter: I almost fell over at the thing about him wearing makeup.
  29. Re: And now, for your reading pleasure, Cookiegod will summarily narrate the end of Rome in more than a thousand words.

    I will fight you, Germanic barbarian false Cookie deity and enemy of the Senate and People of Rome, but first I need the proper weaponry to defeat you.

    That includes a baking sheet, some chocolate...
  30. Re: And now, for your reading pleasure, Cookiegod will summarily narrate the end of Rome in more than a thousand words.

    This man knows how to Latin!

    I am moved by this nonverbal interpretive dance you've done demonstrating the end of the Roman Empire. Tragic, but moving. And by that I mean the quality of your...
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    Re: Sir Anthony Hopkins stole my wallet

    Don't mess around or the entire O'Toole clan will take you out behind the toolshed and tool you up worse than anything Hannibal Lecter could fathom.
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    Re: When EB2 Update?

    I agree with that but within bounds of reason, though. If there is more than *two years* between updates that might actually hurt the fan base of the mod over time as more and more people lose...
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    Sticky: Re: Fans suggestion thread for future releases

    Agreed. When it comes to settlements like Bagiennorum in Liguria, Sekeiza in Celtiberia, Likash in Mauretania, or Akko in Judea, I concur, you need to sit your best, most highly influential governor...
  34. Re: Welcome to Spooktober!

    Good choices, but you just opened up Pandora's box, because now it's time for me to be spooky. :evil:
    Soon you will regret that you've done this. :surprise:
    The album cover artwork alone is...
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    Re: EB-Twitter updates Discussion

    Personally I love the new late Eburones cavalry. Excellent work, gentlemen!
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    Re: Sir Anthony Hopkins stole my wallet

    The thought of Anthony Hopkins' Hannibal Lecter eating my fingers is very unsettling, to say the least. Bad enough that he stole my wallet! I would imagine he could just make a new wallet out of...
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    :laughter: Definitely laughed and lost.

    As for the other comments above, to each his own. Personally I find it cathartic and enjoyable to take petty potshots at Biden from a lefty perspective....
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    Re: Sir Anthony Hopkins stole my wallet

    It's like that movie Multiplicity, although instead of just cloning for the sake of science, it's for the nefarious purpose of stealing people's wallets.
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    Most of us on the progressive left are already disillusioned with the whole Biden-Harris ticket, but LOL, some yahoos on the right (not all of you, of course) literally want a civil war over this...
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    Re: Sir Anthony Hopkins stole my wallet

    I should have known it was you all along in an Anthony Hopkins mask. That makes plenty of sense. If I knew the true identity of Cookiegod, though, I could actually do something about it. I would...
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