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    I feel strong resentment against any George and anything Georgian. The calendar more even than the rightly banned user Prince Regent George.
    Also this year we had a white Julian calendar christmas...
  2. Sticky: My Writing was bad until I saw this

    Whups Vid deleted.
    You are all welcome.

    All the best,

    Cookie
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    Re: Can you believe this little prick?

    Ye people in northern Italy have more people with lighter hair. But you can still tell the difference to Germs. Oh and Sicily aka pygmee island is hilarious.
    Still remember an interaction when we...
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    Merry Christmas to all true believers
  5. Re: Derc Plays Through World History (Current: Rome II - Rise of the Republic [End])

    Denmark.
    As someone who did very few battles myself: When I had them I always used them. I always switched to aiming the artillery myself. And it's just OP. I think I sent you the example where I...
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    Re: Can you believe this little prick?

    0/10 didn't even mention me once
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    Re: Hot Singles in your Area want a cat

    lesser people
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    Re: Hot Singles in your Area want a cat

    Are you sure about that though? Because I'm cancer.
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    Re: Hot Singles in your Area want a cat

    Well how can you know for certain you're not a fecophiliac if you haven't tried it yet? In fact, I'd argue you missed out on the best parts a healthy relationship has to offer.
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    Re: Hot Singles in your Area want a cat

    Seriously? I got lots of scratchmarks from them ever since I was 16.
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    Re: Hot Singles in your Area want a cat

    Really?! You'd give your cat away?! I thought you liked pussy!
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    Re: Akar is a bad person

    ET TU DERCE?! QUALIS NONFUNNIEST MEMBERUS PEREO!
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    Re: Akar is a bad person

    Damn, talk about shooting the messenger. All I wanted was to selflessly smear Akar's good character, and you guys just gang up on me instead :disgust: :crying:
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    Re: Hot Singles in your Area want to chat

    You have insulted my very being. :'(
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    Akar is a bad person

    He even kills babies!


    https://i.ibb.co/4dGBMCY/infanticide1.png


    Brought to you by the American Alliance to Save the Blue Babies PAC.
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    Sticky: Re: Submission & General Commentary Thread

    Don't encourage him Athelchan. He needs to embrace Wallonian supremacy posthaste! Bon noŽl!
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    [INVALID] Re: [Amendment] COLLEGIUM ELECTORATII

    Is it just me or does the fact that neither irony nor context are a thing in your world raise a lot of red flags regarding your posting history?
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    [INVALID] Re: [Amendment] COLLEGIUM ELECTORATII

    damn deep down I knew it should be just one i, but was too lazy to double check and my in dubio pro double i policy got in the way.
    You do realise that the joke of the op in the thread is to present...
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    You guys find Akar more relevant than me?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Gimme loincloth, and I shall die a happy man!
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    [INVALID] Re: [Amendment] COLLEGIUM ELECTORATII

    That's unironically the non-shakespeare reason for why the assassins had to leave the city. Instead of doing that Shakespeare monologue Antony had a wax statue made with all the knife wounds that...
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    [INVALID] Re: [Amendment] COLLEGIUM ELECTORATII

    I was working my way there. First five years, then ten years, then lifetime, then oh dear have I been stabbed 21 times again including in my junk?! I hate when that happens.
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    [INVALID] Re: [Amendment] COLLEGIUM ELECTORATII

    In the unlikely case that me angrily spamming unsubstantiated rumours is not enough to convince everyone of the validity of my claim, I shall drag Caligula back from exile. He has the greatest legal...
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    [INVALID] Re: [Amendment] COLLEGIUM ELECTORATII

    For the proposal or for Akar being more popular than I?
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    Re: 2020 Member Awards - DISCUSSION

    It feels unfair to me to have lolIsuck such a large workload. I volunteer to counting the votes.
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    Joke's on you I never let my wife out of the cell.
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    [INVALID] [Amendment] COLLEGIUM ELECTORATII

    Greetings,
    Member of the year awards are upon us. However, the average user is stupid and uninformed and should not be trusted with making these kinds of decisions. To adress this problem I propose...
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    Re: Historical Who Am I Riddles

    I'm confused by the lines marked. Brother gained a golden crown, ok good, then dude took the crown of his brother by force, ok good, and then huh?! the brother who just lost his crown lost his...
  28. Re: Derc Plays Through World History (Current: Rome II - Rise of the Republic)

    As a Dane I can tell you from experience that the only appropriate time to charge at people naked is when it's cold. Otherwise you have no excuse.

    I have some other bad lewd jokes about the flutes...
  29. Re: Derc Plays Through World History (Current: Rome II - Rise of the Republic)

    I remember the battle of Rome. When I did the first battle, I pressed manual battle because I wanted to see the city and the moment the battle had loaded I Alt+F4d, restarted the game and made...
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    Sticky: Re: The Chat Thread (Read OP)

    I don't have time for more than one-liners currently
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    Sticky: Re: The Chat Thread (Read OP)

    meanwhile I have light on at all times during the day.
  32. Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    I would have already achieved world domination by now if I hadn't absorbed Bavarian DNA along the way.
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    Re: Historical Who Am I Riddles

    Timur is well known and far from forgotten. This riddle is a tough one but far from expecting people to identify a prototype plane by nothing except a few pixels of its wingtip with half the photo...
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    Re: Sir Anthony Hopkins stole my wallet

    Patrick Stewart has recognised me from his dreams. Then I stabbed him for the mythic dawn.
  35. Sticky: Re: Picture of the Year 2020 & Game Picture of the Year 2020 - The Results

    Thank you all for rigging the election for me twice :D , it came in the nick of time since I haven't played PC in a while and really don't have any good screens anymore.
    You may or may not have...
  36. Re: Derc Plays Through World History (Current: Rome II - Rise of the Republic)

    Actually no, you can't circumvent the 4 child limit in M2TW with adoptions. A family member that has 4 children already, doesn't get new children and also no new adoption proposals. Adoption offers...
  37. Re: How suspicious is it that Cookiegod and Roma_Victrix are gone at the same time?

    It is true that Roma has been decapitated, by me, unfortunately he'd already been used to not using his head, so he hasn't noticed yet. One day I'll get him though, and then he will become me. All my...
  38. Re: Derc Plays Through World History (Current: Rome II - Rise of the Republic)

    Nah, it was probably hardcoded so that one general doesn't yield an infinite number of offspring. So they probably decided right at the gate: Hm, too much effort -> Let's take the one with the easier...
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    Re: My day was awesome because...

    That's ok. My robot wife understands me. Also, ask her she'll tell you I'm not a virgin
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    Re: My day was awesome because...

    Are you telling me that there are women who don't like to be tormented by childish overweight balding men?

    I actually got the idea from when I put a sound in my own code because I had written some...
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