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    Re: It's about time you know the truth

    Watch out, everyone, Akar is a nark! He can no longer be trusted by the cool kids who hang out under the bleachers.



    Someone better come up with a better explanation than the fact they...
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    Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    Apparently watching Total Recall and Starship Troopers was not part of your job description. That's the one and only Michael Ironside, my dear friend.



    Hello again, Michael. Always a pleasure...
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    Re: We need to deal with the Swedish problem

    My mother is American but part Swedish and visited Sweden long ago to see some long-lost relatives. Perhaps our family shouldn't have allowed her to come back to the States!
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    Re: The thread for horrible suggestions

    Ouch. Now I feel bad for Surena. Orodes II couldn't have anyone upstaging him.



    This is a most worthy idea! Those stacks should also include new units of Central Asiatic Xiongnu horse archers...
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    Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    Hello once again, America. Recently it has come to my attention that certain folk, no need to name names, have come forward expressing a desire for hidden communication and secret messages, to hide...
  6. Re: Spanish Flu, 1918, which killed 50 million people around the globe

    I think the casualty rate in the US is already being under reported, since I've read reports like these, and others where deaths at nursing homes aren't being as vigorously reported and people dying...
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    Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    Hello everyone and welcome once again. As always, I'm Morgan Freeman. Recently it has come to my attention that this forum has been hijacked by those who are not welcome, those who would seek to...
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    Re: We need to deal with the Swedish problem

    NO, IT'S NOT! YOU'RE WRONG! A FINAL SOLUTION COULD JUST BE A GENERIC PHRASE THAT CAN APPLY TO MANY THINGS! FOR INSTANCE, LET'S SAY YOU HAVE THREE BOTTLES OF CONTACT LENS SOLUTION AND YOU USE THE...
  9. Re: Ana De Armas' spanked butt represents the might and the majesty of Rome

    Indeed. :D It's a hard day's work checking on all those ladies.



    :shifty: Excellent.
    I'm just happy that my sarcastic :wub: post has now somehow served a higher purpose and greater good.


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    Re: We need to deal with the Swedish problem

    If and when the Swedish problem is resolved in a Himmler-style Final Solution or just a simple merger with Finland as proposed above, does that mean I would no longer be able to enjoy my ancestral...
  11. Re: Ana De Armas' spanked butt represents the might and the majesty of Rome

    :shifty: You're right, Sept, spanking should just be replaced by gentle patting...hours and hours of gentle patting on her buttocks instead.



    I wasn't aware that traveling back in time created...
  12. Re: Ana De Armas' spanked butt represents the might and the majesty of Rome

    Cool! Adds a bit more female representation to the game, for that matter, if only in trait systems, other than just faceless background characters in the family tree producing new faction heirs and...
  13. Re: Ana De Armas' spanked butt represents the might and the majesty of Rome

    You're very welcome! You'll need a wide glass of brandy in your study afterwards, no doubt. I'm just glad that some are gaining so much from my review.
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    Sticky: Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    HELL YEAH!!! Coronavirus ruled! Everyone bashed their brains in and the pit was bloody before Anthrax even got on stage. Totally brutal. Worth every penny.
  15. Re: Ana De Armas' spanked butt represents the might and the majesty of Rome

    Actual Spaniards over at the Europa Barbarorum II sub-forum are telling me that it is a terrible show for having a cheesy anachronistic plot and characters while ignoring the input of its own...
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    Re: Heresy and blasphemy!

    They really had it coming this time. This time, it's personal. It's payback time. Time for them to meet their maker. The time's ticking! :cool:
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    Wait a minute, I've never seen a painted recreation of the Lady of Elche before. That's amazing! I just assumed all of that was her hair or something, didn't realize she had a big red hat on her...
  18. Ana De Armas' spanked butt represents the might and the majesty of Rome

    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my latest installment in praise of the fine arts, my esteemed cinematic critique and film critic's review of the Spanish language television series...
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    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my latest installment in praise of the fine arts, my esteemed cinematic critique and film critic's review of the Spanish language television series...
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    Heresy and blasphemy!

    :D I have committed a great blasphemy in an act of heresy: I have added hand gunners to MOS as Gondor.

    I have to tell you, though, that it is extremely satisfying to be able to shoot Mordor in...
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    Re: [Decision] TWC Indulgences.

    Penis helmets for some reason. Either that or a giant boot on their heads like Vermin Supreme.
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    Re: [Decision] TWC Indulgences.

    I for one wholeheartedly approve of this proposal. Let us indulge it to the fullest! Do those among the TWC staff doling out such indulgences get to wear fancy pontifical hats?
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    Re: The Breadwinner

    What a way to ruin a perfectly good orgasm by asphyxiation, to see paramedics and flashing lights and the blaring of sirens and rushing of the ambulance and presence of police officers. If I wanted...
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    Re: The Breadwinner

    On a question unrelated to bread and breadwinners, some people fart when they die, but can they also orgasm? Like in erotic asphyxiation and the do-it-to-yourself method: autoerotic asphyxiation?...
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    Re: MOS, the ultimate TATW experience.

    Update on that: I've played several sieges since then and have confirmed that the towers of the gatehouse work as intended and shoot ballista bolts at the enemy. It appears to be that only the towers...
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    Re: The Breadwinner

    Now that Youtube embedding instructions are out of the way, it's obligatory to state the fact perhaps not plain for all to see that true breadwinners don't just bring home the bread, they also make...
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    Re: We need to deal with the Swedish problem

    Look, Cookiegod, if you just sit back and relax the problem will resolve itself now that Sweden has opened up its society to the whims of the Coronavirus. The clock is ticking there and soon enough...
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    Re: MOS, the ultimate TATW experience.

    :shocked: So did someone at some point remove the ballista tower ability at Minas Tirith? I built ballista towers there and, in hindsight, made the unwise decision to trust two units being left at...
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    Re: The New Rules of the Forum

    You think you're the only one who can find the strength to escape incoherence?

    Akar, the child of Ra's al Ghul made the same climb. You were excommunicated by a gang of psychopaths, the League of...
  30. Re: Old Units Added Back to MOS 1.7 [OUAB] version 1.5 RELEASED

    Great work, Atthias! I would give you rep for this but I've done so too recently, apparently. It's always good to see corrections and progress on these mods. MOS certainly could use some interesting...
  31. Re: Tremble Humans!!! The Pentagon has declasified 3 videos containing Avian technology.

    You can take a German out of the Black Forest on the Rhine, but you cannot take the Black Forest out of the German. :surprise:

    I like to imagine the aliens, as they were floating above us in their...
  32. Re: Tremble Humans!!! The Pentagon has declasified 3 videos containing Avian technology.

    Do illegal aliens also take over parking lots like that down there in Texas? By that I mean either the terrestrial or the extraterrestrial kind of illegal aliens.
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    Re: I could beat up Harry Potter

    There's a huge downside to tempting fate with this idea, Akar. What if Potter actually surprised you by kicking your ass instead? Would you ever recover? By that I don't mean necessarily physical...
  34. Poll: Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    Wow! That's hot! In the literal sense, of course. Time to grab me some marshmallows. It's a campfire!
  35. Re: Tremble Humans!!! The Pentagon has declasified 3 videos containing Avian technology.

    The Age of Man is over. The Age of the Bird has begun. Especially after the Pentagon alarmingly observed their recent takeover of Osgiliath.

    In related news, a giant flock of crows recently...
  36. Poll: Re: Thema Devia Kangaroo Court of Justice - The People v Akar

    "Yes...HAIL SATAN!" :evil:
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    Re: The New Rules of the Forum

    RIP Corn Pop. Biden took care of him nice and quiet, and it wasn't no push-up contest either!
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    Re: The New Rules of the Forum

    I hope Kim Jong-un's younger sister Kim Yo-jong sees this, bro. ;)
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    Re: The New Rules of the Forum

    Grease those wheels baby, yeah! Also make them shiny and clean with disinfectant. Just don't drink the disinfectant afterwards, unless you're into that kinda thing (i.e. suicide).

    BREAKING NEWS:...
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    Re: The New Rules of the Forum

    This fills me with joy and hope for our collective future.



    New Rules: if you stutter, you die. If you defend those who stutter, you die. If you link to a video promoting awareness about...
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