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    She can experiment on me all she wants. Giggidy.
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    Re: Your Guide to Visiting America

    There is no doubt the American health system is in need of reform, despite American medicine's good quality and amazing ability to innovate. I just really hope it's not gonna be some dogmatic...
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    Re: Pictures of food

    Which reminds me...

    YWHUG1Itaz8
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    Re: Your Guide to Visiting America

    It's admittedly nice to have guaranteed nationalized health care here in Germany. Plus you always have the option to get private insurance. When I arrived in Germany, I had to see a doctor because...
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    The serpent lies! Deceiver! Divider! Accuser! I banish you from these sacred grounds! In the name of Meloncat, and of the Phoenix, and of the holy SHUM! Begone!

    Everybody, send AKAR a...
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    I command thee through the power of Meloncat, the fire of the Phoenix, and the spirit of SHUM, begone vile creature! TACNELOM NON EST! SED AKAR EST!
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    In the Holy Name of Meloncat, I command thee! Reveal thy name!
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    Perhaps it is time for an exorcism. Where is Derpy?
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    Theory:

    The present Akar isn't the real Akar. Akar was recently possessed by the devil, much like Judas was.
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    Re: Pictures of food

    Every true American knows okra needs to be fried. Fry it, you heretic!
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    Re: Pictures of food

    Savages. I'm of royal Saxon blood. I shall not insult my ancestors by booking a trip via these my own hands.
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    Re: It's about time you know the truth

    Italians exported their penchant for the theatrical to the Americas, especially to New York, where a little guy called Donald picked it up.

    Edit: Because of your videos, my youtube is now...
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    Re: Pictures of food

    I don't drink stout. I only drink German pilsners. In fact, when I'm in Germany I only drink one beer: Wernesgrüner.
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    Re: Pictures of food

    I don't touch Malzbier. Just how I also don't touch Chinese people.
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    Re: Pictures of food

    Kohlrabi is pretty standard these days in American grocery stores. You might have just overlooked it. But it's by no means required. You might even use a turnip, if you want.
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    Germans love Kohlrabi. You can substitute it with another root vegetable I suppose. The point of the Kohlrabi in this recipe is not to eat it, but to use it to create a natural broth (not...
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    Re: Pictures of food

    https://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?541290-Diamat-s-Cooking-Thread-(New-Chapter!)#Cooking%20Lesson%201

    Unfortunately all the pictures have disappeared, but the ingredients and steps are...
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    Re: Pictures of food

    Some of the things I have recently cooked:

    1. German Potatoes and Asparagus
    https://i.imgur.com/oX8hrjR.jpg

    2. NVA Suppe (National People's Army Soup - East German Pea Soup)...
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    Re: [Decision] TWC Indulgences.

    That's because it should be "Kaiser der Nacht."
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    Re: [Decision] TWC Indulgences.

    Whatever dude. Anyone can be a prince. Being Kaiser is the real deal. Which reminds me, everyone here please read "The Art of the Deal."
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    Why would you wanna be a prince when you can be a Kaiser?
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    Re: [Decision] TWC Indulgences.

    You're worse than a Kim Jong Un fan.
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    We need Ratzinger back. The current pope is too soft. And make the Tridentine mass standard again. As a non-Christian, I really can't understand why Catholics chose to abandon such a beautiful...
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    Or maybe your dog was scared of the sparrow. Sparrows are the Avian equivalent of Mexican gangs. Humans generally consider them pests.

    w-Ih_-7ovL8
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    Maybe he attacked you because he wanted to go out with a bang. Next time please twist his neck. Thanks.
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    Under what circumstances did you save him? Have you considered that he may have wanted to die? Avians have the gift of rebirth. When our bodies tire, we kill ourselves, and assume a new body. ...
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    Don't tell me about sports traumas. After my family immigrated to the US, my little brother began to play American football in his middle school team. He was apparently quite good at tackling, so...
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    Re: Germany extends ban on flag desecration.

    Well, this isn't really a left or right issue. Both left and right have a history of wanting to ban flag burning. The lesson to be learned is simple: don't ban political symbolic speech.
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    Re: Germany extends ban on flag desecration.

    Just let them desecrate the bloody flag. What harm can it do? This law is even stranger because the EU isn't even a country.

    I think it is good to remember that flag desecration can be a...
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    Poll: Re: [Citizen] Cookiegod [Patron: Akar]

    I smell Lemoncat heresy.
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    Re: Germany extends ban on flag desecration.

    Because we learned very little from WW2 and 50 years of Communist dictatorship.
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    For some reason I don't like shows with running or super-human zombies. The horde concept is more appealing to me.
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    Re: Ius primae noctis

    Cookiegod is not the Prima here. Meloncat is. If anyone ravages Akar, it shall be Meloncat, first and foremost. Now begone, vile creature of dough!
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    Re: [Decision] TWC Indulgences.

    An indulgence must not be granted without a public apology by the perpetrator. He must display his sincere regret and be shamed by the community. After his confession, while he is in a state of...
  35. Thread: The Breadwinner

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    Re: The Breadwinner

    Why would you call the cops?
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    DS9 is great. That lesbian kiss in season 4 is divine.
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    Re: Your Guide to Visiting America

    Bay leaves are a common spice in the West, especially when we pickle things. As a Finländer (i.e., Asian), you understandably don't know of these things.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_leaf
  38. Thread: The Breadwinner

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    Re: The Breadwinner

    I heard of people who had heart attacks while they had an orgasm.
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    Re: Your Guide to Visiting America

    So you wouldn't mind if we posted "No Americans Allowed" signs in front of our saunas?
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    Just be sure to actually spend all of the 600 bucks a month on her and not your own personal luxury.
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