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    Re: The rise of Assyria

    I know this is reviving a long dead thread and that I'm a necromancer for doing it, but I have to share this video from HistoryTime on Youtube, because it's a very decent documentary about the...
  2. Thread: Akar Day

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    Re: Akar Day

    Cookie Lives Matter. Meanwhile, Akar is getting fatter, so he has a tasty bladder and the splatter of his brain matter makes for a doughy batter.

    Anyone else suddenly hungry? I could go for an arm...
  3. Thread: Akar Day

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    Re: Akar Day

    Happy fetal extraction, womb evacuation & vaginal expulsion day to you, Akar!

    Here's a little knee-slapping diddly tune about puppies and rainbows that can be used for your birthday lyrics:
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    Re: [AWARD] Lord Oda Nobunaga for Phalera

    Perhaps the easiest support I've ever given. Oda deserves it tenfold in my opinion and I'm in total agreement with Abdulmecid.
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    Re: Akar clad, Flinn is mad.

    You come to me on this, the day of my Loincloth winning, and you ask for a favor.

    Congrats, Akar! Despite the trolling nature of the award, you earnestly deserve it. ;)
  6. Re: Cookiegod, your friend and helper, offering you reps

    It seems like every time I try to rep Flinn I get the same message. Apparently the system hates Flinn as well. Abolish the system! Also, abolish Akar (pronounced Eckhardt):
  7. Poll: Re: Monument to Founding Father Jefferson Fell Victim to Antifa Urban Terrorism.

    Fine! Okay! We'll replace him with either Amerigo Vespucci or Quentin Tarantino. :surprise:
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  8. Re: Were There Any Major Pre-Islamic Persian Scholar/Scientist?

    That's still being debated, actually.
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    Re: [AWARD] Akar for Asterix's Loincloth

    The OP is much improved now, which I genuinely appreciate. I get the arguments against this nomination and it should be taken very seriously, far more than the OP considered it initially, but that...
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    I'm okay with the removal and or moving of Christopher Columbus statues out of parks and into museums so long as they are replaced with either one of two Italian candidates:

    1) Amerigo Vespucci,...
  11. Re: Cookiegod, your friend and helper, offering you reps

    I should have known. :laughter:



    You're correct about King Kong, due to his awesome brainchild creation of TATW, although Gigantus has still amassed more overall and I'm not surprised to see...
  12. Re: Cookiegod, your friend and helper, offering you reps

    Who's the dude/chick on this site who has the most rep of all time, I wonder. :hmm:

    As for earning rep, may I be the first to say that Cookiegod is the bestest, most greatest, most cookiest of...
  13. Re: An American's Guide to Visiting Europe

    :laughter: That was a pretty sick burn, he probably felt it a little from beyond the grave.
  14. Re: An American's Guide to Visiting Europe

    British people are jaded by Americans and in Germany they're not overly impressed if you know some German. If you can't speak French well enough the French almost seem to take offense at your...
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    There's something even worse than that, though: Paleolithic Egypt.
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    "THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!" - Napoleon Bonaparte

    "SO DO YOU! TOSS HIM OVERBOARD!" - Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington



    Nelson only has one functioning eyeball, but that eye is going...
  17. Poll: Re: Monument to Founding Father Jefferson Fell Victim to Antifa Urban Terrorism.

    Birds are racist against humans and want to enslave us! Humans of the world unite, against the corporate Avian overlords!
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    Re: [AWARD] Akar for Asterix's Loincloth

    @Cope: I will totally support this the moment you make a better nomination by actually highlighting Akar's hilarious threads, at least his most recent ones for a general example of what he's about....
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    Re: 10 years at TWC

    CONGRATS TO AKAR FOR EXISTING ON THIS FORUM FOR A SPECIFIC PERIOD OF TIME PRODUCING A ROUND NUMBER IN OUR HINDU-ARABIC NUMERAL SYSTEM!!!
  20. Poll: Re: Monument to Founding Father Jefferson Fell Victim to Antifa Urban Terrorism.

    If you get between an Italian and their pasta, you'll be the first one on the menu. ;)



    All joking aside, someone should move these Confederate statues to a museum pronto before they all get...
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    You don't go far enough, Knight of Heaven. Egypt must hand over to France the golden funeral mask of King Tut, posthaste. Anything less will be considered an act of war. VIVE LA FRANCE!!!
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    Re: the TD Constitution

    I tried to rep this post because I died laughing and am now a ghost, but TWC wouldn't let me. I feel oppressed. At least I have a constitutional amendment, though, so I've got that going for me.
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    EDIT: delete, double post, because TWC is dumb and it does this sometimes, therefore the moderation must be abolished
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    I see what you did there. :tongue:

    Black lives matter, but also, we need to consider that BLACK LIFEFORMS ARE MADE OUT OF MATTER! Why are none of you earthlings discussing this?
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    Re: Annual human sacrifice

    :surprise:



    There's gotta be a racy film somewhere where girl scouts beat you up for failing to pay and then take advantage of you in a back alley somewhere. That's my fetish!



    Now that's...
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    Re: the TD Constitution

    Moses also allegedly wandered around in a desert of the Sinai for decades, so he most likely wasn't the best navigator either, even with the sun rising in the east and setting in the west every day....
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    Re: the TD Constitution

    If I hadn't already immortalized and enshrined my amendment in stone on the edifice of our unalterable constitution which shall only have amendments added but never stricken down or chiseled away, or...
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    Sounds like Egypt owes France a big apology!
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    Re: Annual human sacrifice

    Some people say he's the life of Thema Devia, 'cause Cookiegod tells a joke or two.
    Although he might be laughing loud and hearty, deep inside he's blue!
    So take a good look at Cookiegod's face! ...
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    Re: the TD Constitution

    Yes, but they fought cancer! Ergo they still fought and hence fought for the right to party without threat of death from cancer. Therefore your argument still wins. Hurray!
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    Re: the TD Constitution

    Does this guy know how to party or what? Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor… Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me the beast doesn't include selling out to corporate interests like Akar....
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    Re: A question about Rome

    Hmm. You might be right about that, although it is still up for debate. Doesn't change the fact we have found remains of lorica segmentata dating back to the very late 1st century BC in Central...
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    Re: A question about Rome

    That's fine, but you're just factually wrong about lorica segmentata, which actually did exist during the reign of Augustus as proven by its depiction on his own Arch of Augustus in Susa, Piedmont,...
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    Octavian! Octavian! How many did you murder among our patricii brethren?

    LBJ! LBJ! How many babies did you kill today?

    The Cookiegod! The Cookiegod! How many Pillsbury dough boys have you...
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    Re: the TD Constitution

    Vain's World! Vain's World! Party time! Excellent!
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    Re: Abolish TWC Moderation

    Watch and learn gentlemen, the Hexagonal Council will find a way to virtually knee your neck and tear gas you through your computer. It's only a matter of time! How do you virtually flip over a...
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    Re: Annual human sacrifice

    EVEN IF THEY DO SAY JEHOVAH!



    This post is even funnier now that AqD has changed his avatar to resemble yours, oh great Cookie God.
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    Re: the TD Constitution

    The unshakable truth of that statement, I can feel it in my veins!
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    Re: Annual human sacrifice

    Don't we all lie? Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at the latest target for human sacrifice who is proven to be a liar. We will need to see verifiable evidence, though. Preferably with...
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    Re: Annual human sacrifice

    These examples take Freud's ideas about sex and death to a whole new level!
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