Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman. When you're reading this opening post, I want you to imagine my voice. The smooth, soft textures that have kept audiences everywhere captivated and leaning gently on the edges of their seats, taking in the sweet sultry sounds that are the product of my voice box.
Now we're going to play a little game. You will not address me as this Roma_Victrix character, but as Morgan Freeman, because I am Morgan Freeman. Understood? Verygood. You may converse with me as any other celebrity of your choosing, and I will respond. Please identify yourself first, preferably with a picture to let everyone know who you are. It is imperative that you not only do this, but also take on their real persona, their distinctive viewpoints, and if need be, their well-known quirks. In other words, if you're going to claim to be Samuel L. Jackson, you better be able to make us believe it.
You may bring up any subject that you like, but I'd prefer ones that sound pleasing to everybody. Please, nothing offensive or off-putting. I'd suggest a conversation about something substantive: metaphysics, politics, current affairs, or civil rights issues that affect us today.
Why hello, Michael. Nice to see you here. How are you? I heard you were doing the voice role of Ultra Magnus in the 3rd season of Transformers. How about that! I have to say, my favorite roles of yours were in Total Recall and Starship Troopers, even though I don't have any idea why you decided to get yourself mixed up in that latter movie.
And who are you, Sharpe? So full of hate that you have to fight everybody, because you’ve been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain’t dying. And dying’s been what these forum boys have been doing for going on three years now, dying by the thousands, dying for you, fool. And all this time I keep askin’ myself, when, O Lord, when gonna be our time? Gonna come a time when we all gonna hafta ante up and kick in like men! Like men! You watch who you callin’ rookie or mah n-word! If there’s any rookies or n-words around here, it’s you, just some *********, swamp runnin’ rookie n-word, and if you not careful, that’s all you ever gonna be!
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Nicholas Cage. I can be mediocre in acting and get paid, and I can still get a majority of people to love me.
Oh, Nicholas. Remember when I told you that buying that private island was a bad idea? A bad investment? I'd help you out with your financial woes, but I have a feeling you're going to make up for that with doing more of these types of commercials.
Son, chasing after material things like rings is no way to go through life. Try something healthier, more constructive, more productive, like joining Wayne Enterprises.
December 08, 2013, 08:48 AM
Magkas
Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread
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Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix
Son, chasing after material things like rings is no way to go through life. Try something healthier, more constructive, more productive, like joining Wayne Enterprises.
Oh, I'm doing just fine, Samuel, just fine. How are things? What's LaTanya up to these days? Is Zoe alright? I love what you've done to raise awareness about Alzheimer's disease; it's a terrible disease I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemies. And that includes Kevin Spacey in Se7en.
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I gotta say I've had it with these mother :wub:ing forumites not taking this mother :wub:ing thread seriously!
:laughter: Calm down, Samuel. No need to get yourself worked up over some fools. Here, have some gourmet coffee, it will relax your nerves.