Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
See?! Was this so hard?! Smh. :disgust:
July 27, 2021, 02:27 PM
Akar
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
happy geg day
July 27, 2021, 02:28 PM
Sir Adrian
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
Hey it geg. Happy birthday
July 27, 2021, 02:32 PM
Roma_Victrix
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
What the hell is a Geg? Sounds like some sort of Celtic fairytale mythical creature. Is it some kind of Welsh or Irish troll monster who lives under a bridge and eats children at night?
I suspect it's ggggtotalwarrior, but this raises fresh new questions about him. Apparently he's a disgusting slithering creature who kills children. Who knew? If it were up to me I'd lock him up in a deep dark hole and toss him nothing but live mice to feed on. Serves him right! If my assumptions are proven true, but they always are, so he's as good as guilty.
July 27, 2021, 02:34 PM
Cookiegod
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
OH SO YOU GUYS WISH HIM WELL?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
July 27, 2021, 02:40 PM
Akar
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
Quote:
I suspect it's ggggtotalwarrior, but this raises fresh new questions about him. Apparently he's a disgusting slithering creature who kills children. Who knew? If it were up to me I'd lock him up in a deep dark hole and toss him nothing but live mice to feed on. Serves him right! If my assumptions are proven true, but they always are, so he's as good as guilty.
Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Does he slither in the night and the oily blackness of shadow to the deepest depths of the earth? Yes. Does he writhe and undulate at the first of the suns morning rays, wailing and lamenting in a forlorn abyssal tongue? Yeah. Has he devoured his own tail, consuming himself and the whole earth? Once. Is it his birthday and does he deserve a shout out for it? Eh.
July 27, 2021, 03:21 PM
Roma_Victrix
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
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Originally Posted by Akar
Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Does he slither in the night and the oily blackness of shadow to the deepest depths of the earth? Yes. Does he writhe and undulate at the first of the suns morning rays, wailing and lamenting in a forlorn abyssal tongue? Yeah. Has he devoured his own tail, consuming himself and the whole earth? Once. Is it his birthday and does he deserve a shout out for it? Eh.
Brilliant imagery, I'm truly disgusted! Sounds almost like it was written by either William S. Burroughs or Hunter S. Thompson, take your pick. :tongue:
Also, you've convinced me to say it: happy birthday, gggggggggggggggggggtotalwarrior! You earned it, pal, for being a complete sack of filth.
July 27, 2021, 03:35 PM
ggggtotalwarrior
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
hey it geg
July 27, 2021, 04:32 PM
Roma_Victrix
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
So, you decided to crawl out of the primordial ooze after all. You better feel lucky we're wishing you a happy birthday at all, child murderer.
July 27, 2021, 05:22 PM
Akar
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
let he among us who hasn't killed and eaten a child throw the first stone.
July 27, 2021, 06:04 PM
ggggtotalwarrior
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
I take the stone
July 28, 2021, 05:14 AM
Cookiegod
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
define kill. Does throwing a trail of skittles that lead the children into a deep and dark forrest with no mobile connection and no way out count?
July 28, 2021, 01:03 PM
ggggtotalwarrior
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
it is no longer my birthday
i no longer have any value
July 28, 2021, 01:33 PM
AqD
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
You wouldn't need people to wish you happiness if you're born happy.
It's like a party of demons putting fake smile and saying Welcome to hell geg
July 28, 2021, 03:51 PM
Cookiegod
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
don't engage him aqd. We've gone back to ignoring him
July 28, 2021, 05:16 PM
ggggtotalwarrior
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
hey it geg
July 29, 2021, 07:51 AM
Roma_Victrix
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
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Originally Posted by Akar
let he among us who hasn't killed and eaten a child throw the first stone.
:laughter: Jesus was a man who knew his people!
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Originally Posted by Cookiegod
define kill. Does throwing a trail of skittles that lead the children into a deep and dark forrest with no mobile connection and no way out count?
I don't think a prosecutor could convince a jury to convict you for negligent homicide just by putting skittles on the ground.
The child is at fault for being so naive!
Also, this is an ideal way to trap James Woods in a box if that's something you have on the agenda for the day.
Woods would fetch a fine price as an enslaved theater actor for the private audience of an oil baron in Dubai.
Also, Geg wouldn't fetch any price at all because he would most likely be discarded as municipal waste and hence be viewed as a cost rather than a return on an investment.
He said it himself, he doesn't have any value!
July 31, 2021, 02:33 PM
AoRun
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
Happy Birthday!!
July 31, 2021, 02:38 PM
Akar
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.
Bit late for that.
July 31, 2021, 07:51 PM
ggggtotalwarrior
Re: Happy birthday Geg. It's your birthday. So nice to have you around, so I want to make you feel loved on this special day of yours.