Let's post several pics of food here, I have a bunch saved up, here are some I dug up.
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Let's post several pics of food here, I have a bunch saved up, here are some I dug up.
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I will have all of it.
What is that innocent little beyond burger doing among all those disgusting pictures of carnage? And uncooked pork, for crying out loud.
Oh, sorry, I thought this was the "post your aggressive vegan reaction" thread.
I suppose it could be both.
If I was on death row and got to order a last meal, it would be the all-star.
White toast, buttered. City ham. Scrambled eggs with cheese. Hash browns, overdone, covered, smothered, capped and chunked. Waffle with choco chips.
I mean yeah it's good but for your last meal?
Why wouldn't you order the comfiest of comfort foods for your last meal? The memories themselves would be worth it, I'm, just a simple boy from Georgia after all.
You sure are simple, boy.
If I were to die soon, I would choose the most expensive hotel buffet imaginable.
https://www.luxurysocietyasia.com/su...h-at-st-regis/
This is one.
Some of the things I have recently cooked:
1. German Potatoes and Asparagus
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2. NVA Suppe (National People's Army Soup - East German Pea Soup)
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3. German Potato Soup
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4. Potatoes and Quark
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5. German Chicken Noodle Soup (As Previously Featured in Diamat's old Cooking Thread)
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That chicken noodle soup looks delicious. I demand to be provided with the recipe posthaste.
Yes! They do (somewhat regionally), but I personally don't. Not a lot of people know about the blood sausage, so you really must have done some reading on food.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustamakkara
That sounds like the name of a demon.
this isn't even food, my pigs won't eat it, no way they would :sick:
Your anorexic pigs are none of our concern, farmer.
https://www.twcenter.net/forums/show...g%20Lesson%201
Unfortunately all the pictures have disappeared, but the ingredients and steps are still readable. I have added one thing to my recipe since then, though: Majoran (German Oregano). It's one of the most important spices in German cooking.
I've never even heard of Kolhrabi, is there something I can substitute? A human heart, perhaps?
Germans love Kohlrabi. You can substitute it with another root vegetable I suppose. The point of the Kohlrabi in this recipe is not to eat it, but to use it to create a natural broth (not store-bought broth). So don't cut your roots (carrot, celery, onion, kohlrabi, etc) into small pieces, but put them into the pot whole or in halves. You won't actually eat them.
Is it a pretty essential part of the recipe? Is it one of those things where it's not worth trying to recreate without that ingredient? I have celery and all that other stuff but I don't even think we have kohlrabi in the entire state.
Kohlrabi is pretty standard these days in American grocery stores. You might have just overlooked it. But it's by no means required. You might even use a turnip, if you want.
I don't touch Malzbier. Just how I also don't touch Chinese people.
Okay last post with all current photos in my phone:
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What's wrong with malzbier? You can use strong stout instead. Google "Guinness punch".
I don't drink stout. I only drink German pilsners. In fact, when I'm in Germany I only drink one beer: Wernesgrüner.
None of you have lived until you eat rice with fingers. Book a trip to Indonesia or South India and try it!
What?! You mean like human fingers? :blink: And I thought this could not get any more disgusting.
Don't be such a prude.
Every true American knows okra needs to be fried. Fry it, you heretic!
I didn't even know you could eat okra unfried. Preposterous.
Finally someone who can appreciate that! I have been waiting for years for the authors and game designers in the fantasy genre (would mention the movie industry if movies weren't so passe by now) to acknowledge our language and tap into its resources.
Most things in Finnish sound either diabolical like "Mustamakkara" or nightmarishly bureaucratic or kafkaesque like "peruspalveluliiketoimintakuntayhtymä", which refers to several townships joining together to provide services such as public health care. Then there are those monsters that contain what would consitute an entire phrase in a sane language, such as "kotouduttuammekaan", which means "not even after we had become accultured". If you have already mastered Klingon and still have years and years to waste in meaningless pursuits, I recommend learning Finnish.
Just read the title, and I'm disgusted. Not by any food, but by the title.
Food is a deity. Would you photograph a deity? No! (Well yes, you probably would if you'd have the chance).
Are photographs of the prophet Muhammad (blessed be his name) allowed? No!
Are there pictures of Jesus? No! (They're all CGI generated or fake, even that one from Mr. Da Vinci)
Long story short: Just enjoy your meal before it gets cold.
A great question, really. To be very precise, that is neither a word nor a sentence, but a compound word. There is a more limited number of those in English as well, such as "a blackbird". It denotes a specific kind of bird as opposed to "a black bird", that could be any kind of bird that just happens to be black. But the nightmarish Finnish expression is literally "basic service business activity municipality union".
Finnish, along with many other languages, makes extensive and productive use compounding. Productivity means that a proficient Finnish-speaker will compound anything they come across regardless of whether they have seen that compound used before or not. In writing, compounding involves not having spaces in between the individual lexical items. In speech, compounding means that there is only one primary stress syllable in the entire expression. In the case of "peruspalveluliiketoimintakuntayhtymä", only the first syllable "pe" is stressed and the rest just follows quickly without any significant rising pitch.
The case of "kotouduttuammekaan" is entirely different, however. That expression only has one word, "koti", that means home. Everything else are grammatical endings that mean nothing in isolation. So that is a single word carrying all that meaning.
It's a word in the same sense that Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a word.
OP is trying to lead you away from the truth! Let me show you some real Chinese food:
dog BBQ and braised dog pot:Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
owl wine and snake soup:Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
And the last you'd have to eat raw it seems:Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
It's no wonder you guys caught coronavirus.
With very low death rate! It's a living proof that eating dog penis makes you stronger!
PS: same as Koreans ;)
I think it's probably too early to say it does anything but destroy the respect of your peers.
Which reminds me...
Somehow intriguing.
I like how your edit message is longer than the post itself, Morifea.
It´s some kind of Art, I`m pleased that it brought you happyness. Diamats post really inspired me.
Yeah, that's what happens when you type with one hand. :surprise:
I would not call Morifea a moron. People who readily admit their shortcomings and are capable of healthy self-criticism often have plenty of virtues.
Mao did a major self-criticism shortly before launching the Cultural Revolution, in which hundreds of thousands people lost their lives. He was a truly virtuous man under whose guidance all feudal and bourgeois remnants were exterminated. :surprise:
No, but now that you bring it up...
Immediately after posting, I saw that one coming. Not bad for an admitted moron.
Better to notice later than never.
Please try to post pics of food, I'm saving some up and will post another bunch soon.
Hey! Another from Finland? :D
You're very insensitive! Restaurants are still closed until end of this month.
I did what I could with the boiled pork belly, with garlic paste, soy sauce, chili oil and Thai sweet spicy sauce cooked with onions and the only fresh green leaf available:
https://i.imgur.com/YPF1QNm.jpg
Not like what I remembered though. Why isn't there sugar in the recipes? It should be sweet.
You overcooked the egg. Speaking as an Avian, this hurts me deeply. :disgust:
Do avians prefer egg like this?
https://img1.mashed.com/img/gallery/...1563219775.jpg
They were my favorite until they ran out of baby birds ❤️
Gross.
You have no idea what you missed! Like soft frog meat with egg, they'd melt in your mouth. 🤤🤤
Ice melts in your mouth too but I ain't eatin' that
Talking like it's available to you :D
Always nice to meet a fellow Finn! And where ever one goes, there will be one! If it's in Minnesota, it's a leader of a communist party. If it's in Sweden, it's a bum by the metro station. If it's in Michigan, it's a prostitute turned serial killer. If it's on a strategy gaming forum, it's someone promoting eating fetuses. There are no disappointments in this game!
Another round:
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can you please stop posting those offending pictures???
https://static.nexilia.it/superstarz...meme-occhi.jpg
from the ToS
dammit, I want to sleep at night!Quote:
Obscene Content (1, 3, 6, or 12 points)
2. Providing images, videos, or verbal descriptions of an unreasonably disgusting nature. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Excrement and other obscene example of bodily functions.
- Real-world violence and extreme gore, including executions and the dead or wounded of armed conflict.
- Extreme virtual or imagined violence.
- Pictures of non-Italian food.
Bah, yet another loophole in the TOS aimed at shutting down the non-italian community :disgust:. It's reprehensible, and thelastfirst person I expected to see it coming from is YOU.
because Porn isn't allowed as well
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Obscene Content (1, 3, 6, or 12 points)
Obscene content is not allowed. This includes, but is not limited to:
1. Providing images, videos, or verbal descriptions of nudity. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Any figure whose genitals, pubic hair, buttocks, or (if female) nipples or areolas are exposed, partially or totally; or are not exposed, but it's clear that this is only because of the angle of the shot or incidental intervening objects (e.g., hands, hair, bits of cloth).
- Visible outlines of genitals or female nipples through clothing.
- Anything that falls narrowly outside the previous provisions, at the discretion of the moderators.
- Verbally describing or providing image, video, or audio files that represent or hint at sexual acts. Passing references may be acceptable, but descriptions that are graphic or include any details are not permitted.
- Pictures of Italian food
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Ahh yes, China is famous for using locally produced Italian ingredients :P
Rejoice my innumerable fans! I've come with more pictures!
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I love a lot of different ethnic cuisines, dishes and food items: French quiche, German marzipan, Swiss fondue, Spanish tapas, Mexican enchiladas, Chinese stir-fry, Japanese sushi, Korean kimchi, Indian/Pakistani creamy curry dishes like butter chicken and chicken tikka masala, etc.
However, in my opinion there is still nothing that beats Italian food. Italian food is the best. It's better than the rest. Like Gillette, it's the best a man can get. :surprise: I honestly love it all. What's not to like about lasagna, spaghetti (especially alla carbonara), gnocchi, ravioli & tortellini, chicken or eggplant Parmesan, classic Neapolitan pizza? That doesn't even touch desserts with things like tiramisu, cannoli and gelato.
You know you want that tiramisu:
https://i.imgur.com/ACYH1io.jpg
Another round.
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tasti
I'm back with very good memories (= food not cooked myself)!
"Nomad" cuisine. Thought it's Mongolian but turned out to be nearly vegan.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Last is Viking plate with hot bitter alcohol and ice cream with wooden dust taste - it has to be authentic since there were lots of animal corpsesSpoiler Alert, click show to read:
I went to visit my hometown for the past 1.5 weeks. Some food highlights.
Duck with Red Cabbage and Dumplings
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Venison Steak with Potato Pancake and Forest Mushrooms
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Plum Cake and Pork Fat Cake
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My grandma preparing sliders topped with raw ground beef, ham, and egg salad (common practice when receiving guests in East Germany)
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What's the name of that yellow dumpling? I NEED IT!
They are called Klöße. There are many ways to make them, but this is the East German way.
https://ddr-rezepte.net/kloesse-aus-...toffelkloesse/
Man, I love the old style of the ceramic dishes, my grandma had much similar ones
ah, you make me feel young again :sweating:
Grandma lookin' fit.
She is only 30 years old.
does she count her years in Euro? My wife does count her weight in Euro
lol maybe it's not clear, but I'm referring to the currency change and the fact that when we moved to Euro we moved from thousands and hundreds to tens and units :P
We are birds, remember.
she doesn't look like a bird, to be honest :rofls:
That's my grandma's human slave. All noble Avians have a human slave who forms part of the soul and body of said Avian. Hence the human slave of my grandma is my grandma as well.
What is a "bird year," AKAR? We all live on the same planet. A year is a year. And if you're talking about the Quantum Plane, to which Avians have access, then years are entirely irrelevant.
I figured you had ways of artificially inflating your age just like dogs do.
Dogs are retarded, hence the age confusion. A ten-year old dog is ten years old.
I do like a good dry aged dog.
You should come to Korea.
That's probably not a good idea, aren't we still at war with them?
Only with the northern half.
We never should have let those sons of :wub: go for what they did to pearl harbor.