In this topic, a new quote from the Discworld series will be posted every month. Quotes from previous months can be found below. 'Yes, but humans are more important than animals,' said Brutha. 'This is a point of view often expressed by humans,' said Om. - Small Gods (p. 112) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NO. I CANNOT BE BIDDEN. I CANNOT BE FORCED. I WILL DO ONLY THAT WHICH I KNOW TO BE RIGHT. - Mort (p. 265) His [Vimes'] glare ran from face to face, causing most of the squad to do an immediate impression of the Floorboard and Ceiling Inspectros Synchronized Observation Team. - Night Watch (p. 99) 'Dojo! What is Rule One?' Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus: 'Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!' - The Thief of Time (p. 50) 'Begone From This Place Or I Will Smite Thee!' he [the god] commanded. 'Why?' - The Last Continent (p. 119) WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of potato. SQUEAK, he said. Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE. - The Truth (p. 401) [...] a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done. A person ignorant of the possibility of failure can be a half-brick in the path of the bicycle of history. - Equal Rites (p. 132) 'And what would humans be without love?' RARE, said Death. - Sourcery (p. 9) 'Oook?' 'I like to listen to a man who likes to talk! Whoops! Sawdust and treacle! Put that in your herring and smoke it!' 'I don't think he wants one,' said Ponder. - Lords and Ladies (p. 239) 'We get that in here some nights, when someone's had a few. Cosmic speculation about whether the gods exist. Next thing, there's a bolt of lightning through the door with a note wrapped round it saying, "Yes, we do" and a pair of sandals with smoke coming out.' - Small Gods (p. 158) Footnote: The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Wyrd Sisters (p. 252)
Could you please make an archive of quotes, instead of deleting the previous quote every week.
Good idea, I'll do that from now on.
Ok, after a long period of papers and exams I've posted a new quote. I also changed it from 'quote of the week' to 'quote of the month'.