Kingdom of Portugal

A Norman diplomat arrives in the capital and requests for his audience.


He has introduced himself as Lord Constans de Funlovere.



P.S. He is greatly interested in the teachings of Sage Dartho de Vadera......

An Australian diplomat arrives, and asks for an audience.

Originally Posted by Noblewoman

A Norman diplomat arrives in the capital and requests for his audience.

Hello, said an exhausted Maria. Really happy to see you Constans, hopefully you could teach me how to teach that persistent ponny how to swim. It even ate my polo ball, but it's alright as we have many Moroccan slaves to spare. About Dartho de Vadera, he's a great intellectual. Responsible for significantly improving abominations where Portugal was unplayable, he even produced his own masterpiece about 'Murican civil war. The ignorants of the Horsham University refused to invite him in their Spiritual Summit, but it's alright, because he's now exclusively availabe in the Portuguese Academy of Sciences (Alchemy, Theology, Phrenology and etc.).

Originally Posted by Emperor

An Australian diplomat arrives, and asks for an audience.

'Sup, bro, said the High Comissar of Foreign Affairs, Emilio de Macho the Phallocrat. My congratulations on crushing that , Gillard. Managing and empire isn't a kitchen simulator, man! We wish you a bloody (for the natives) conquest of Singapoore or Malaysia, but we'll gladly exterminate the natives of Timor, on behalf of you. On the other hand, we could always arrange a deal with you about Timor involving some other Asian regions.

'What do you propose?' 'we would like to come to a deal over Timor. Are you at all interested in Macau? if so we could capture that for you in exchange for Timor.'

Constans offers his hand to Maria and smiles very sweetly. "Of course, my sweet child, I could teach your pony. Thank you for all that knowledge....Right now I would like to discuss some diplomatic stuff...may I please speak to some adult?"

Originally Posted by Emperor

'What do you propose?' 'we would like to come to a deal over Timor. Are you at all interested in Macau? if so we could capture that for you in exchange for Timor.'

We're willing two trade Timor with two random regions, located in the Asian continent. Not any specific preference, Macau, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, whatever you like. As soon as you conquer the two provinces for Portugal, Timor will be yours. Deal?

Originally Posted by NobleWoman

Constans offers his hand to Maria and smiles very sweetly. "Of course, my sweet child, I could teach your pony. Thank you for all that knowledge....Right now I would like to discuss some diplomatic stuff...may I please speak to some adult?"

OK, said Maria and notified Emilio De Macho about Constance's presence. So, what can I do for you, Con? Are you in a mood for trading, perhaps? he said.

'sounds good' and with that the diplomat left.

Con straightens up and says, "Delighted! yes we would like to trade....what would you like? We have grains, garments, cloths, paintings, sculptures and tapestries......and we also export our workers, artists and yes, soldiers!"

All of them sound rather attractive. We could trade back some coffee from our Brazilian colonies, olive oil from Portugal, seal fat from Alaska and Morrocan ears, in case there's any Morrocan ears collector in Normandy, just like Ferdinand IV the Furious is.

We could find out.....anyway we could keep them in our museum...we love exotic relics from other countries!

So, should we finalise our trade agreement then? We agree to your products.

Trade it is, then. The first Varangian mercenaries will be sent to Morocco, to collect ears for your musuem.

Good.....actually we would like to import your Varangians too.....we can offer some of the best archers and cavalry in exchange....

A Senakami diplomat arrives in the Portuguese colony in the pacific.

Hello, Mr. Japanese, said the Regent of Timor. What could I do for you? Would you like some Timorese jugglers or some kangaroo slaves, imported from 'stralia?

'Yes we'll have the Kangeroos. A new steed and food source will be excellent. Now we'd like to open trade routes to your kingdom, well more specifically, your colony here at the moment. The sea is large, but don't worry, our warships are more than capable of surviving the long voyage.'

Sure. Trade is always welcome answered the Regent of Timor. Rest assured that there'll never be any lack of koalas in the Japanese islands.

An Australian diplomat once again arrives, and ask for an audience.

Yo, Mr. Aussie, said Emilio. What do you wish? How are the plans about the region trading go?

We plan to take two regions for you, as promised, but have come to you for anther matter. As we are close neighbors, The Empire of Australia would like to know if you are interested in a trade agreement, and possibly an alliance?