Ministry of Silly Walks

  1. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
    Spam, spam, spam, spam,
    spam, spam, spam, spam,
    SPAMITY SPAM! SPAMITY SPAM!
  2. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
    No one ever comes here does he...
  3. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
    No one...
  4. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
    No one...
  5. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
    No one. . .
  6. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
    ...
  7. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
  8. René Artois
    René Artois
    I love the Biggles sketch.

    "Are you gay Algy?"
    "Yes"
    BANG (shoots him with a gun)
  9. ♔Goodguy1066♔
    ♔Goodguy1066♔
    This is an EX-PARROT!
  10. La♔De♔Da♔Brigadier Graham
    La♔De♔Da♔Brigadier Graham
    "Hes not coming out hes been a very naughty boy"

    "Well what have the Romans ever done for us"?

    "Wheres the fetus going to gestate? in a box"?

    "I cut down trees I wear High heels, suspenders and a bra, I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear papa"

    "Are you a virgin"?

    Marvelous stuff, of which my cloth was cut from! along with Spike Milligan of course (was you in cockleshell heroes?)
  11. Welshman25
    Welshman25
    And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
    'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow
    Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
    the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies
    and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
    MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
    SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
    Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
    shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
    shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
    excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the
    number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy
    Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My
    sight, shall snuff it.'
  12. death to the romans
    death to the romans
    who wants to argue with me?
  13. ♔Goodguy1066♔
    ♔Goodguy1066♔
    Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
  14. Double A
    Double A
    Oh buzz off you no good ugly sack of puss! You make babies cry just by looking at them! Your mother was a hamster and you father smelled of elderberries!
  15. death to the romans
    death to the romans
    thats not argueing
    yes it is
    no it isn't
  16. ♔Goodguy1066♔
    ♔Goodguy1066♔
    Yes it is!
  17. ♔Goodguy1066♔
    ♔Goodguy1066♔
  18. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89
    What is you're favorite color?
  19. Blackomur89
    Blackomur89


  20. Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Ahahaha, very funny
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