Ministry of Silly Walks

  1. The Count(er)
    The Count(er)
    that's next door....
  2. Senno
    Senno
    There is not enough silliness going on in here.
  3. Roger the Shrubber
    Roger the Shrubber
    Agreed. Flying lessons anyone?
  4. Arn
    Arn
    Sure
    Up on the table arms out fingers together knees bent head well forward,
    now flap your arms. FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER, JUMP!!!
  5. Roger the Shrubber
    Roger the Shrubber
    But you on a wire!
    Am not.
  6. Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Antiochos VII Sidetes
    "Have we done Bananas?"

    "No...."

    "Aha! First, you make him drop the banana, thus...DISARMING HIM! Next, you EAT the banana, Rendering him helpless!"

    I love that skit.
  7. Roger the Shrubber
    Roger the Shrubber
    What if he has a pointy stick?
  8. Gaius Julius Civilis
    Gaius Julius Civilis
    SHUT UP!! Now, you, Mr Apricot!
  9. Roger the Shrubber
    Roger the Shrubber
    What about a man armed with a punnet of raspberries!
    Now...where did I put that 16 ton weight?:hmmm:
  10. KoS
    KoS
    I think all right-thinking people are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent, right-thinking people are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not; I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
  11. Gaius Julius Civilis
    Gaius Julius Civilis
    And now for something completely different: A man with a taperecorder up his nose
  12. Ryan Industries
    Ryan Industries
    And now for something completely different: A man with a tape recorder up his brothers nose
  13. KoS
    KoS
    And now for something completely different... a man with six legs.

    He ran away.

    Oh, bugger.
  14. Ryan Industries
    Ryan Industries
    And then the dread knights revealed their true colors....

    MALDEN
  15. Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Lol, RyanIndustries.

    That one's good as well.

    Would Mr. Smith please stand up?

    *BLAM* Ah, good.

    Or something like that.
  16. Ryan Industries
    Ryan Industries
    "Well Can I have Bacon Eggs Spam and Sausege without any spam?"
    "Ewww!"
    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN EWW! I DONT WANT ANY SPAM!!!!"
    "Spam!Spam!Spam!Spam!SPAMMITY SPAM! SPAMMITY SPAM!"

    Thanks Cursed, I try
  17. Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Lol
  18. Arn
    Arn
    "Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
    WONDERFUL SPAM! LOVELY SPAM!!"
  19. Antiochos VII Sidetes
    Antiochos VII Sidetes
    I just ordered no less than 30 Monty Python DVDs from Netflix. All the Flying Circus volumes, The Life of Brian, Holy Grail, Meaning of Life. Seen Holy Grail before.

    Can't wait!
  20. Roger the Shrubber
    Roger the Shrubber
    My favourite Flying Circus episode 'Teeth', "Now! How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana! "What if he has a pointed stick?" "Oh, Shutup!"
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