The Throne Room of Wealthy and Mighty Lord and Lady of Parthia

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  1. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats

    Name: The State of Parthia

    Government Type: feudal monarchy

    Official Language(s): Parthian, Persian, and Aramaic

    Currency: Drachmas

    Name of Capital: Nisa, one of the greatest cities in the world

    Motto: Tolerance, Justice, Profit

    Faction Leader: King Arsaces I (age: 39) and Queen Artystone I (age: 37).

    Other Important People: Crown Prince Tiridates (age: 19), Princess Artapana (age: 18), Ambassador Orodes (age: 49), and Mercenary General Artemisia (age: 26). Mercenary Captain Alexandros (age: 22) [role-played by Kirila].

    Official Religion(s): Zoroastrianism. Tolerance of other religions is national policy.

    Description: Parthia is famous for its awesome horse archers as well as wealth. Its horse archer shall shoot down all opposition and its wealth shall turn foes to friends. Trained from 6 or 7 years of age, all Parthian boys and girls are deadly with the bow and arrow and are also expert horse handlers. Sitting astride the great trade lanes between China and the Mediterranean, the cities of Parthia are practically overflowing with gold, silver, spices, silks, ivory, and precious gems. An alliance with Parthia would be a very wise choice for various rulers to make...


    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    The desert is ours... It is my home. Invaders come here but they do not leave. They do not understand the desert; they do not understand how it gives life... or how it kills. So they die, and we grow stronger. The dead, now the dead cannot pass on their new-found wisdom. So invaders keep coming; keep trying to take our lands and our wealth. But then... wealth flows through this land. And if our people have one thing, it is the love of wealth. It is sweeter than water; it is more powerful than the sword; for any sword can be turned aside with a gold coin. *chuckles* Gold will buy a thousand warriors, and a thousand warriors... why they are the start of an empire!


    Current Disposition towards other nations:
    Sparta - neutral, trade
    Athens - hostile, at war
    Macedon - poor
    Epirus - poor
    Pontus - very friendly
    Cappadocia - poor
    Carthage - friendly, trade
    Egypt - very friendly, trade, alliance
    Dahae - very friendly, trade, alliance
    Baktria - neutral, trade
    Massagetae - friendly, trade
    Media Atropatene - hostile, at war
    Khorasmii - neutral, trade
    Seleucid Empire - hostile, at war
    Armenia - poor
    Suebi - neutral
    Iceni - neutral
    Arverni - neutral

    All other factions are unknown or unimportant to Parthia.


    Please send ambassadors here to establish trade agreements and/or alliances or to simply learn more about Parthia. Remember to pay your respects to our lord and lady. May Ahura Mazda bless you for your good deeds.
  2. Mary The Quene
    Mary The Quene
    The victorious seleucid General Philip Arrives with his impressive chariot of gold with horses who are armored in silver,
    The victorious General Comes with a proposal written in Gold.

    In name of our great king Of the east Seleukos I Nicator-
    We are prepared to talk about peace agreements,But there are a couple of conditions for a peace agreement.
    - You shall not further expand towards the west and south
    - You will give Zadracarta back to my satrap of Pahlava
    - Demand break of alliance with Dahae
    - Becoming vassal
    - Trade agreements between us both
    - Phraaspes won't be King anymore, But my Son (Antiochus I Soter) will rule over the region Nisa
    - Expansion Nortwarth is allowed with permission.

    Refuse this generous offer and we will capture Nisa with violence and the days will be dark for phraaspes.

    Use Your wisdom with you decision about this proposal.

    I will come back soon for your descision.

    'General Philip Rides away with his golden chariot with armored horses in silver'

    PS (nothing personal ofcourse, you never know haha)
  3. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats
    The Seleucid ambassador is told by Queen Artystone of Parthia to eat a bar of soap to clean his mouth of the st he just unloaded. "I strongly suggest you tell your king to send a different ambassador with a different attitude who is actually serious about wanting peace with us," the beautiful mistress of the Parni states. "No one will place restrictions of where we conquer; we will not give up regions we just subjugated; we will not turn our backs on our noble allies; we will not be a vassal to anyone, though you are welcome to become our vassal and be protected by our fearsome horse archers; we will not have trade with those who insult us and do not respect us; Nisa is our capital you idiot, and me and my husband will be the sole rulers of this city; our noble allies are located to the north; and what you have spewed from your mouth is definitely NOT a generous offer. Guards! Make sure this... thing that calls itself a man never returns."

    Men and women with flowing silk robes with iron plate armour underneath march up to move the Seleucid back to his chariot. Spears and arrows are pointed in his direction.

    OOC: you don't understand diplomacy that well do you? Either make a serious proposal or stop joking and posting. Cheers! WC
  4. Rhinelander
    Rhinelander
    Seleucid Ambassador : Th..This is madness!
    Parthian Guard : Madness? This is Parthiaa! DD
  5. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    Apartacenes the half-Sabaean enters the hall.
    "Greetings esteemed one! I have news from West, Athens supports the mighty Parthia! We have the favour of Gods and we know the Romans. We learned their ways and now we pride with the Athenian Legion. We want to gift you the legionnaire system as the eastern men are tough! We want you to stop the Seleucid ambitions and close their mouths! If the noble lady of Parthia, Azadeh (lol got a random girl Persian name from Wikipedia ) would want to forge a marriage with our heir Alexandros II we will be very grateful .
    *bows in front of Arsaces*
  6. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats
    OOC: wow... there are so many things wrong here, lol.

    IC: "Why would the Beacon of Western Civilization support the proud people of the East?" Queen Artystone inquires.

    "And these Roman barbarians you speak of..." Arsaces speaks. "their military is infantry based, yes? Here in Parthia, infantry sucks. Period. From the young age of 6 or 7, our boys and girls learn to ride the horse. Girls usually become deadly horse archers and boys become heavily armoured cataphracts. Our military is cavalry based and very mobile. We have no use for these 'legions'."

    "I am glad you do not support the Seleucid Empire," Artystone nods her head in approval. "Our relations with Athens has improved to neutral due to this statement.

    We have recently outlawed arranged marriages," the queen continues. "We adhere to Zoroastrianism and must always speak and be true. That means marriage must come from true love, and not for political reasons. And we do not have a daughter named Azadeh. We have one named Artapana, "protector of truth," and a son named Tiridates.

    Would your people be interested in a trade agreement with Parthia? We offer silk, ivory, and of course superior horses with great speed and stamina. We would like marble, pottery, and grain in return."
  7. Mary The Quene
    Mary The Quene
    Come arsaces, Let us be reasonable,We always found your tribe fascinating states the returned General Philip. If you still want peace you can make a proposal to the new King Antiochus I Soter
    We look forward to your proposal if you have one.

    'General Philip rides away'
  8. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    The Oracke of Delphi said:
    "Quick is the horse of East but the pride of his will bring him death. Change must happen to tradition but tradition forgotten must be not. New ways to them can the sunset offer , how to accept them know they must."

    As of marriage, we will send Alexandros here for a year, may Aphrodite bring him close to your lovely daughter !
  9. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats
    To the Seleucid: "Invaders come here, but they do not leave..."

    To the Athenian: The Parthian lords and ladies dismiss the fanciful sayings of the Oracle. For one thing it is in a far away land and for another it supposedly comes from a sun/music god named Apollo. There is only one god: Ahura Mazda, the Creator, and his prophet Zoroaster has revealed the TRUTH about him to all of us.

    Despite this, the Lady Artystone says to the Athenian ambassador: "We shall welcome Alexandros to our home. I hope he knows how to ride a horse.

    What do you say to our proposed trade agreement by the way?"
  10. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    Agreed, we will give you all our well-known goods . And don't be afraid about Alexandros , he is the main-leader of the Strategos Hippeis. Hope Ahura-Mazda will protect him.
  11. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    News from the East in the Parthian capital: while sleeping, Alexandros II, heir to the Athenian throne, was almost murdered luckily he escaped due to our servant who is supposed to sleep in his place. May Zeus send this true Athenian to the Elisees Plains. Luckily we caught the murderer and while poisoning himself he shouted : For SELEUCOS! He also used a dagger with silver decorations on it coming straight from Antioch. Anything to say?
  12. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats
    With the old king of Pontos gone, and a new one who knows the Lord and Lady of Parthia well and is a friend coming to the throne soon, the alliance between Pontos and the Seleucid Empire will surely come to an end! The hopeful Queen Artystone declares that relations of Parthia towards Pontus has improved back to friendly once again! The East shall prosper once more! May Ahura Mazda continue to bless us!
  13. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    ""Haha don't think Artapana of Parthia will return soon back to parthian lands.""

    Queen Artstone! News from the west!
  14. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    "She's taken by our secret soldiers in the olympic city but don't worry she's still alive.
    She Works now in the mines of Tarsus in the middle of our soldiers HA

    If Parthia wants her back they'll have to pay a very high price muhahaha."

    Mighty lord Arsaces , I will do everything I can to get the fair lady out of the Seleucid hands!
  15. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats
    WHAT THE F IS GOING ON?! My characters can only be role-played by ME! Princess Artapana willingly went to the city of Olympus in the Peloponessos to participate in the games, won everything, told the Seleucids to suck it, and went back home to Parthia. Nothing can happen to my characters without my approval except assassination by assassins if they're in the game. Are assassins in the game, Kirila?
  16. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    Well no, but now you tell me I will consider it ...
  17. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats
    Due to Athens' declaration of war on our friends, the Egyptians, Queen Artystone of Parthia cancels the trade agreements with that city state. Alexandros II is cast out of the lands of Parthia, is told never to return, and is free to choose to go anywhere else he wants. Relations between Parthia and Athens have once again returned to poor.
  18. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    Mighty lady of Parthia, Alexandros is not the heir of Athens but the one of Alexander himself! His presence in Parthia has nothing to do with politics, his dream is to forge a New Persian Empire on the ruins of his ancestor's empire! He is not an Athenian, his father was half-persan! Now that a tyrant took the rule in Athens ,Alexandros is exiled. Please Mighy Lady of Parthia, fulfil this young man's dream and make him a general against the seleucids and athenians!
    OOC: Please!
  19. Lord of Cats
    Lord of Cats
    Alexandros is summoned to come back to Parthia after an unknown person explained his situation. Alexandros is recruited as a mercenary captain under Mercenary General Artemisia of Parthia. He is given command of a corp of cataphracts and joins the attack on Susa. He is told to remain loyal, not screw up, and obey every order given to him by Artemisia, even if it is to come to her tent alone... and at night.

    OOC: I don't understand what you are saying. The son of Alexander the Great was Alexander IV and he was assassinated via poison in 309BCE at 13 years of age.

    Anyway... how old is Alexandros? Artapana is 16 now and Artemisia is 24.
  20. Kirila the Kitten
    Kirila the Kitten
    You sent a 16 to the Olympics! :O
    And it's nothing to do with history anyways. Maybe a bastard child of Alexander married a Persan and Alexandros' father was born.
    He is like.....(Artapana, Artemisia, Cute Parthian, Hot Greek, Archers, Cataphracts) ...20 ! Take Artapana!
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