Dumbass questions

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  1. Cahoma
    Cahoma
    Where do you live Cahoma? Denmark, in the big thing attached to Germany.
    Why haven't you died yet? I guess I'm just lucky.
    Why am I even posting in this thread? Because you love my playground and you love me too.
    Why are you such a despicible person? The question should be: "Why are you such a jealous person?"
    Why do you worship melon cats? Awesomeness.
    Why is the sky blue? The sky is blue because of the way the Earth's atmosphere scatters light from the sun.
    Why is the grass green? Grass and most other plants are green because they contain a pigment known as chlorophyll.
    Why did I just fart?
    Because you are disgusting.
    Why didn't you just fart with me?
    Because I'm not disgusting.
    Why aren't you here with me now?
    Because you are disgusting.
    Why aren't you reading all of these?
    I am reading all of this.
    Why am I still posting this?
    Because you are bored.
    Why are trees brown?
    Because of all your poopin'
    Why is poop brown?
    Stop eating all that chocolate!
    Why is dirt brown?
    There is no dirt. Only poop.
    Why is your bum brown?
    It's not brown. It's awesome.
    Why is the forum so awesome?
    Because I'm here
    Why in the world are you still reading this?
    I'm bored.
    Why don't you just give up and pronounce me king?
    Because that would be the worst thing anyone has ever done.
    Where do you live?
    I HAVE SAID THAT A BUNCH OF TIMES NOW!
    How tall (or short) are you?
    About 190 cm... Might be taller though.
    Why are your feet so inhumanly large?
    You know what they say about people with big feet
    Why are you staring at me without your pants on?
    "Special" reasons
    Why am I feeling sick?
    Most be all that evilness inside of you.
    What did you put in my drink?
    Poison.
    Why did you make this group?
    FUN FUN FUN FUN.
    Where do babies come from?
    The stork.
    How do magnets work?
    God made all magnet sexually attracted to other magnets.
    Why don't you just give me all of your rep?
    Because I don't want to!
    yway antway ouyay eadray igpay atinlay?
    Cookies?
    Why didn't you translate that^^?
    I don't wanna!
    Why are emoticons on this forum?
    Because of something...
    Why penisstuck?
    Because you have a dirty mind.
    Why isn't school fun anymore?
    School was never fun.
    Why don't you just leave?
    My parents wouldn't like it.
    Why don't you put your pants on? I mean seriously, no one should have to see that.
    YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
    Why is this post so long?
    Because you feel attracted to me.
    How can I still think of stuff to post here?
    You are weird.
    Why is the playground pedophile bad?
    I never said that and if I did, then I'm sorry.
    Why can't you give me some candy?
    I don't run the candy store!
    What's a penis?
    Oh you'll find out soon enough.
    What's a boob?
    Something you will never touch.
    What is that thing your pointing at me?
    Oh you'll find out soon enough.
    WHY DON"T YOU PUT YOUR DAMN PANTS ON.
    I don't want to!
    yway ontday ouyay eadray isthey?
    FOOSHIE FASHI CRKC!
  2. Miroslav Klose
    Miroslav Klose
    Cahoma was bored.
  3. Nosjack
    Nosjack
  4. Cahoma
    Cahoma
    WHAT!?
  5. AceMcKillYoFace
    AceMcKillYoFace
    What if one of those magnets is not attracted to the opposite magnet?
  6. Delenidas di Warlord
    Delenidas di Warlord
    Will I get punished for throwing away old melons?
  7. Cahoma
    Cahoma
    YES!
  8. RO Citizen
    RO Citizen
    Why is your cat dashing?
  9. Cahoma
    Cahoma
    Meloncat = Awesome
  10. Nosjack
    Nosjack
    Why do you always lie?
  11. Cahoma
    Cahoma
    Becacuase
  12. Makrell
    Makrell
    I see you live in south denmark. Is that the location where the "molbos" live? Are you a molbo?
  13. Cahoma
    Cahoma
    No, I am not a Molbo. Why are you asking if I'm a Molbo?
  14. Makrell
    Makrell
    because molbos are very funny people. And i assume you heard of the "molbo jokes"

    Also can i speak in a supersecret language in this club so that noone but me and meloncat understand.
    MUHAHAHAHA
  15. lolIsuck
    lolIsuck
    will that be something Scandinavian?
  16. Makrell
    Makrell
    perhaps
  17. Cahoma
    Cahoma
    It's not Molbojokes anymore. It's jokes about people from another city now.

    GET ON WITH THE TIMES GRAMPS!
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