This is my awesome throne: Hmm... It seems as if an evil wench have sat on my throne! THIS CANNOT BE! I'll need to chase her away somehow... Though that means I'll have to kill the dragon.
Aha! After heavy research I have learned the act of slaying a dragon: 1. Get an army of house hippos 2. Buy ALOT of igloos 3. Get a clown to train your house hippos (preferably an freeky one) 4. After the training is complete ( about 2 days and 1/7 )* get a phone and prank call the dragon 5. While you are prank calling the dragon, get your house hippos to go and find the dragon 6. When the dragon is located, get the house hippos to throw igloos at the dragon 7. When the dragon is frozen, put it in a freezer for an hour and 40 seconds 8. Throw the dragon in a volcano 9. Have some pie *Not doing it
According to the bible(Urban Dictionary), house hippos are cats... Which is obvious as cats are the perfect killer. Army of house hippos(cats): Spoiler Alert, click show to read: All led by Meloncat of course
Igloos: Here is just a small part of the many igloos I've bought, they even came with their very own residents
This friendly clown has agreed to train my army Now we just have to wait for about 2 days and 1/7
Wait..... what kind of pie will it be?
I'm thinking raspberry. I LOVE RASPBERRY!
I AGREE TO THAT~!
Yeah so I can't wait over 2 days so I'm gonna forget that part and just prank call the dragon now. Here's how the pranking went: Me: Hello, my I ask if your fridge is running? Dragon: Why yes, yes it is Me: Then you better go catch it! Dragon: WRAAAAAAARGH!!!!! *breaths fire* WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! The dragon has been found(Being at the throne it was easy) and the fighting has begun!
Dragons are fat.
What if the dragon just melts all our igloos before we get the chance to launch them?
IT CANNOT FAIL!
BUT WHAT IF IT DOES? WE ARE NO MATCH FOR A DRAGON WHILE IGLOO-LESS.
I think I'll use you as a shield
Good idea. Though, I don't know if I am fire proof. Good way to find out I suppose.
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The fighting is still going on but I can see the dragon is freezing! Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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THERE'S NO FISH HERE!
Why not, you're a cat, you like fish
