OK everyone let us know of your favorite episodes and quotes from Blackadder. Here is the link: http://tv.blinkx.com/show/black-adder/R63c17qeYM-yyTyM Here is mine: Dish and Dishonesty.
Dish and Dishonesty is without a doubt the best episode of season 3. And the first episodes of seasons are often the best Here's my list : Season 4 : Private Plane (WOOF !) Season 3 : Dish and Dishonesty (the elections are so zomgwtf! awesome) Season 2 : Bells (first episode) Season 1 : Witchsmeller Pursuivant (Hi peasant !) Fav quotes : King Richard the 4th - When he starts his crusade : "As the Lord says : Love thy neighbour as thyself. Unless ofcourse, he's a Turk, in which case, kill the bastard !" Lord Flasheart : "Hey girls ! Look at my machinery !" Lord Flasheart : - Lord Flasheart : "Lesson number one : Always treat your kite, like you treat your women !" - George : "Whaddya mean, sir ? Like eh, take her home at the week-ends to meet your mother ? - Lord Flasheart : "No, I mean, get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back !" Lord Flasheart : "Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture by just sitting on it !"
This is from memory so I might make a mistake. Blackadder: First Name Baldrick: Ah. Not sure Blackadder: Well you must have some idea. Baldrick: Well it could be Soddoff. Blackadder: What? Baldrick: Whell when I was singing in the gutter, I would say to the chumms "Ello my name is Baldrick!" and they would reply "We know! Sodd Off Baldrick!" and Lord Flasheart: I am not wearing any underpants! Ask me why! George: Why aren't you wearing any any underpants?! Lord Flasheart: Because nothing yet has been build that would take the job on!!
hehe, got shown this in a recent history lesson it was great
Lord Flasheart: Because nothing yet has been build that would take the job on!! Blasphemy ! the right quote is : "Because the pants haven't even been built yet that'll take the job off !"
"I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home. Apart from the sex, of course." - Baldrick
Although I only recently rediscovered Mr.Blackadder, my favourite episode is the one where they rewrite a dictionary (also one of the most famous ones) do any of you know a good site where I can watch episodes, besides youtube?
Blackadder: You'll be the nun Baldrick: You know, my dad was a nun. Blackadder: No he wasn't. Baldrick: He was too, sir. Cause whenever he was up in court and the judge asked "occupation", he'd say "none".
"I want to be Young and Wild, then I want to be Middle-aged and Rich; then I want to be Old, and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf." -Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Genteman's Gentleman to the Prince of Wales.
"If you want something done properly, kill Baldric before you start." "I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel." As for favorite episodes, the final episode of Blackadder Goes Forth - "Goodbyeee", made quite an impression as the lads finally go over the top.
