View RSS Feed

Tall an' handsome

My Resume

Rating: 15 votes, 2.73 average.

For a while now members have been asking me what I have been doing in real life and after some careful consideration I have decided to shine a light on that illustrious and elusive part of mine.


The long job road
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but no matter how I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Categories
Life on TWC

Comments

  1. Shankbot de Bodemloze's Avatar
    * groan *

    :laughter:
  2. Lifthrasir's Avatar
    In any case, if they recruit for "retirement", I'll surely apply
  3. Settra's Avatar
    Oh, the killer puns!
  4. Flinn's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Lifthrasir
    In any case, if they recruit for "retirement", I'll surely apply
    Here here!! I'll join you, and if they have only one place, we will do fifty/fifty, like good friends

    @ Gig it gave me a good laugh as usual!
  5. Gigantus's Avatar