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Beer contains female Hormones

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Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


  • Argued over nothing.
  • Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
  • Gained weight.
  • Talked excessively without making sense.
  • Became overly emotional.
  • Couldn't drive.
  • Failed to think rationally.
  • Had to sit down while urinating


No further testing was considered necessary.

Updated May 09, 2015 at 07:05 AM by Gigantus (fixed link)

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  1. Junaidi83 de Bodemloze's Avatar
    Hahahah that must heck of analysis , nice work Sir Gig
  2. HannibalExMachina's Avatar
    you know that joke is old AF right
  3. Gigantus's Avatar
    I think I posed it in the 'you laugh' thread long before blogs were available here.
  4. HannibalExMachina's Avatar
    so, you are refreshing it for the kids.
  5. Gigantus's Avatar
    Someone has got to keep history alive and teach it to them, I guess.

    'Lest we forget!"

    Wait until I tell them how I played 'Elite' from an actual tape on my Amiga64.
    Updated May 10, 2015 at 07:31 PM by Gigantus
  6. Shankbot de Bodemloze's Avatar


    That one was a lot better than your hands on integration joke!
  7. HannibalExMachina's Avatar
    my dad already told me all about the old elite game, he is 66 btw.
  8. Gigantus's Avatar
    Then he must have been one of the first to play 'Pong', I was still in school then...