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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life anyhow?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

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If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K  
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, B-U-L-L-D-U-S-T:
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there itís the BS and Butt Kissing that will put you over the top.

Still wonder why some people are where they are?
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  1. King Athelstan's Avatar
    This explains Flinn's hexship and why Hader hasn't booted him out of the family yet. Thank you Gigantus for your breakthrough reveal, it is much appreciated.
  2. Flinn's Avatar
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    This is the very base of any next year's sales budget

    This explains Flinn's hexship and why Hader hasn't booted him out of the family yet. Thank you Gigantus for your breakthrough reveal, it is much appreciated.
    you little sir, you have made yourself a powerful enemy, today!