Category of girls i had sex with (phycho analysis inside)

[davide.cool]

Girls categories.. psychological analysis of girls i had sex with


1_ Gold Diggers: the ones attracted only by money. They will marry even a human poo poo if this guy's full of bling bling credit cards (in this category, we have girls aged from 16 till 65). I had the chance to nail it down one of them, last summer when i disguised myself as a business man.. flagging a 50 euro banknote at the bar, is enough to capture gold diggers attentions... and what's better if not asking "can i buy you a drink?". After the good sex on a beautiful Mercedes car (my friend's car... friends helps you when you need favours). you'll wake up happy if you dont give a about her anymore...after she left, you can say goodbye to car and girl forever...

2_ Lolita: they are 17-18-19 years old (teenagers in this case) but they do like men aged 25-26-27 (other lolitas like 40 years old men but it's not my case). they had a lack of paternal affect when those girls were little, so they wants their man to be even their father. Need of protection. Moustaches or beard are required to hook them.



3_ The Toilets: Ugly monsters which aged from 16 to 65 years old. They're so aesthetically terrible, they never gave a french kiss, had a sex relationship (mostly of time they're still virgins or they lost virginity preying mercy a friend to penetrate it) or a boyfriend. They like all kind of men indifferently by weight, aesthetics, height, uglyness, bankary richness etc.



4_ The Nympho: it's a nice or ugly girl which cant live 8 hours without touching a penis. You will see them walking with a mini mini skirt and a top (which usually let you see all the mercancy) just to provoke you. Those girls arent trustful. You'll be betrayed by them soon. They dont want a serious relationship at all, because they dont believe to "love" feeling. So you're only a sex toy for them. Very good sex but nothing more than that.



5_ One night stands: you enter a bar and you havent the time to ask a drink, you're already pounding her in your car backseat, your house (a night stand girl hadnt the attitude to take you in her home.. because she's scared of what her mother could think of her, seeing a different boy everynight. So, she wants your house (good option) or to pound in the first hidden place you find along the way. P.S. = before taking the girl on backseat, check if she has the "adam's apple" or she's really phisically cool.... alcohol could make bad jokes especially if you dont check those things on her. The day after you could have bad surprises when you woke up. Fortunately for me, i never woke up with transgenders or ugly monsters!



6_ Hysteria Girl: you cannot look at other girls when you are walking, because they think your girl, must be the only one you look at. Hysteria girls reaches the maximum levels of jelousy in crowded places. "why are you looking that girl? is she better than me?... am i so ugly compared to it... are her legs longest than mine?" etc. etc. As u read now, Hysteria girl suffers of a pathetic sense of self undervaluation. Chronic disorder. They have the superpower of breaking your nuts for everything too




7_ The nun girl:


they present themselves as kind girls with good manners, educated, available and good aesthetically talking. Nuns are specialized in attracting men with implicit body language to then pushing them back, with phrases like "who do you think i am!?!" or "why were u watching me? get off me". Usually this category is famed for the difficulty/impossibility to give chance to men, about a sex relationship (especially days pre weekend). This attitude take girls to have an exceptional depression status (because at the very end, they cannot live without a meat bone), which lead them then to a massive use of self-erotism-masturbation. Thing you can see personally, putting your hand into their purses, looking for dildos or mini ones. As result of this attitude, nun girls with the time tend to became incredibly acid with every person they talk with. Nun girls are characterized by alcohol attitudes during the weekend. So the best chance to score with nuns, is do it when they are more vulnerable.. (when they get drunk by their initiative)



8_ The friend with benefits: "you're my best friend so do i, we cant we have sometimes a sex relationship? ok but no sentimental relationship at all"
Friends with benefits tends to avoid, the trepassing of the border line between "friend and lover". A friendboy with a friendgirl, has the 50% of possibility by default, to have the chance of having a yes answer, about an eventual sex relation between them. If girl agrees, you will have the best sex you ever had, because between friends, especially best friends, there's a massive complicity which lead you to discover together new positions of love, to share new experiences. You can nail her down in full liberty. No pressure, no deep love feelings. Just complicity and passion. But remember... dont ask to become more than friend! Couples made by best friends tend to not resist in the time. And if your love relation goes badly.. you will lose not only the girlfriend but even the friend.



9_ the "once black you never go back" girls: this girls, especially white ones, prefers to have sex relationships just with black men (mainly because of the genital size). If you are trying to approach them, they will look at you , sitting from their superiority base. For them, especially if you are white (and they are white too), you are a perfect nothing. They grew up listening to hip hop and like that and in their sick mind, the black steroided man (as 50 cent) is the perfection. When you ask girls what do they find on these guys, they will answer you "because they can dance, they have beautiful eyes, they are handsome etc".... but in the reality, in your mind you have the idea she doesnt give a about eyes, but she cares only of their 56 inchees sword. And they will never ever admit this. Sex with "once black you never go back" girls (if you have the chance to hook them when both or you are drunk) is boring, because they do not desire you because of your skin colour.. after 35 mins of missionary only (they arent applying at all), you will say goodbye to this kind of girls. Once black girls, for their passion of big ****, always tend to betray their black partner with another one, seen at the club or along the street. They will find a white guy whenever there arent blacks in circulation or because of they do need just a quicky




10_ the foreigner: if you have the chance to live in a touristic place, for sure you are usual to notice the foreigner beauties which visit you country... they are famed to be easy girls. you hook them with the stupidest excuse as "hi, i've noticed you are new of this place, can i be your Cicero for all day long?" etc.... if they accept your proposal, then you ll make them visit Venice by night on Gondula, and after 3 seconds you are already french kissing heavily. you can excite her more, telling things as: "ohhh look overthere, those are the faraglioni, the island close to it is Capri" (obviously she doenst know in reality, Capri and faraglioni are 2000 miles away from there)... and both of you dont care a of where Capri is. She needs a romantic quiet moment and you need her. After the dine you take her to walk or to dance and at the end of the night, score is guaranteed (what a night!) P.S= when you are looking for a nice tourist to approach during the day, remember to check if your t-shirt hasnt the "stains of sweat" along the armpits.. a friend of mine had them and the tourist ran away from him... and i agree with her. those stains are not nice to see

[D.B. Cooper]

Do you want a clap on the back?

[davide.cool]

i need a drink and a shower actually

[The Red Knight]

You are supposed to ask for help or advice in this forum. You want to know which type of girl is best?

[Katsumoto]

Originally Posted by D.B. Cooper

Do you want a clap on the back?

This. I think this forum is becoming a place for insecure people to boost their egos.

[davide.cool]

nah it's not like that. i m trying to analyze girls. Infact there's a psycho analysis inside with some hints for the approaching

[Justinian]

Unfortunately davide this isn't what PH&A is for, and I don't really think it's appropriate Closed.