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With Respect, Godfather ...
My sister married into the mob, many years ago. Her former husband is now deceased, but his father was a “made man” in the Cerone family (Jackie “the Lackey” Cerone) of Elmwood Park, Illinois, and Antonio was an enforcer, and sometimes hit man. He died under ... shall we say ... mysterious circumstances, about twenty years ago, as he sat in his living room easy chair. The official cause of death was a “brain aneurysm”, but the bruising at the base of his skull left some doubt concerning that ruling.
So, how did my sister meet this dubious prospect for a husband? Simple. She was a Democrat Precinct Captain, in that area, and she needed some “help” dealing with the increasing effectiveness of the Republican Party. Antonio was more than willing to help in such a worthy cause. Of course, he had the support of his father in this endeavor, and with the greatest respect (of course!), from his godfather.
I've lived most of my life in the State of Illinois. I grew up in Chicago, and the surrounding suburbs. One thing you quickly learn about, if you have an interest in politics, is the overarching and baleful influence of the mob on everything.
In the movie The Hunt for Red October, Fred Thompson (GO FRED!) delivers the line, “Your average Russkie, son, don't take a dump without a plan.” Wonderful line ...
Similarly, in Illinois politics, your average politician doesn't even think of breathing without the permission of the mob.
Now, when I talk about the “mob”, I'm speaking about the old-fashioned, classic Italian/Sicilian mob, and not about the younger and more multicultural versions of it, like the Japanese yakusa, the El Salvadorans, or the Russians. They exist, and they're in the news because of their extreme violence. But the old mob of the movies still pulls the strings. They control the judges, the prosecutors, the mayors, the governors, and just about everyone and everything in between.
Nothing happens in the State of Illinois without mob approval. There won't be a bill get out of committee in the state legislature, a new highway project (they control the unions), a tax hike, a new mayor of Chicago, a new gambling casino, or anything else, unless the mob nods it approval, and gets its piece of the action.
You don't hear a lot about mob violence, anymore. There aren't gangs of Italian mobsters roving the streets with Thomson submachine guns, mowing down their adversaries with ruthless abandon, and so they don't get much attention from the media.
But they still have their wars. The difference is, they have evolved to the point where one mob pits its prosecutors against the other mob's prosecutors, and the side that loses ends up in Sheridan State Prison or in a Federal pen. They keep a low profile.
This is not to say that they have nothing to fear from their own. The occasional mobster ends up with a couple of .22-caliber bullets to the back of the head, or like my former brother-in-law, a "brain aneurysm". But for the most part, this is because someone has made the bad decision to turn state's evidence, and told a “trusted friend” what they intended to do. But the days of mob drive bys are almost over.
Now, to illustrate the point about how nothing happens without the support of the mob, a few stories about Illinois (the State where every road eventually narrows to one lane, with more than one meaning to the phrase).
First, have you ever heard of Vytorin? This is a prescription drug that is designed to lower blood pressure and drop one's cholesterol. It is a combination of the ingredients in two other drugs, Zocor and Zetia.
In Illinois, there are about 250,000 people on the State's Medical Card, meaning that they get free health services at state expense (of course, that means taxpayer expense, but that's another editorial). When it comes to prescription medicines, there is an approved list which the state will pay for, and no other.
Vytorin is not on the list. Zocor and Zetia are.
“So what?”, you ask.
Vytorin, if it was approved, would cost the average user, and the taxpayers, about $79 per month. However, Zocor and Zetia, if bought separately, cost the user about $289 per month.
$289 per month versus $79 per month. Pretty big difference, isn't there? Since about 100 thousand Illinoisians, on the State's medical card, receive this combination of drugs, why doesn't the State save the taxpayer $21 million per month?
The answer is really simple. The pharmaceutical companies, along with certain politicians and the mob, are pocketing large amounts of cash. Legal drug money, folks. That's something that Don Vito never thought about, I'll betcha!
Second, the Illinois Safety Responsibility Act, and its offshoots ...
There's nothing wrong with forcing people to have liability insurance on their cars, right? It makes the streets safer, correct? It causes people to look at driving as a privilege, and not a right, nez pas?
Wrong ...
The ISRA, which was passed way back in the 1970's, is a means of creating a captive market for the insurance industry, which gratefully kicks back some of the profits to politicians and ... you knew it was coming, didn't you? ... the mob.
But there's a new wrinkle on this old law. Now, the state does “random” computer checks on the insurance policy numbers provided by people to the state. Someone gets a notice through the mail that they have to prove that, during a certain period, they were insured at least to the minimum amount provided by the ISRA. If they can't, their car's registration is suspended until they can prove insurance coverage, and they have to pay a $100 fine, without recourse to the court system. And if they are caught driving before they do prove their coverage, the fine goes from $100 to $1000.
Now if you're driving a 2007 BMV, Mercedes, or high-end SUV, you're not likely to be included on the “random” check. Why? Because you're suspected of being rich, and your vehicle will likely be insured. If you drive an older car, your chances of being picked for the random search increase dramatically.
I happen to have an older car, and a newer one. The older car is for my interest in the vehicle. It's a 1995 Mercury Cougar XR7 Limited Edition, with a 300-hp V8 engine (and no, I refuse to pay carbon offsets, Al). The other vehicle is a 2006 (I'll keep its identity to myself). Within the last couple of weeks, I received a notice about the Mercury that a random computer check had been done concerning it. There was no check about the 2006. Interesting, eh?
So, who's more likely to be driving older cars? The working poor, and those in poverty, of course. This law is directed at ripping off these people ... whom the Democrats say they represent (They are the “party of the people”, right?) ... and God only knows where the money ends up. However, the Chicago Tribune recently ran a story WAY back in its Section A about the “possibility” that some politicians are enriching themselves, with this regulation, along with ... you guessed it ... the mob.
There was no followup on this story. I wonder why?
I'm not even going to touch on the largest tax increase in Illinois history, under Governor Rod Blogojevich (D), or his doubling of 270-some common fees that average people have to pay to live and do business in Illinois. I'm not going to entertain thoughts, in this column, on the State Legislature's turning the power companies loose to charge what they want, causing some people to go to their mailboxes and find that their electric bill is $1000+ for the month. And I'm not even going to speculate where all this dough is eventually ending up ...
Governor Rod: With respect, godfather, we need to increase taxes.
Mayor Daley: With respect, godfather, I wanna rip up Meigs Field and put a park with a casino there.
The Godfather: You have my blessings ...
... of course, he wants a piece of the action!
(Hmmm. I guess I did speculate as to where the dough was going, didn't I?)