99 Problems But The Pope Aint One

[Roman Rapper]

The year was 1204 and my empire was raw
in my southern territory I see the sneaky Moors
I got two choices y'all
just let it slide or
say "I aint having that" and go declare war

I can't really afford for the land to be lost
plus I got some heavy troops I can fight them off
so I recruit an army from my castle in Metz
Then I send them south to deal with the threat

They arrive just in time to serve my need
cos now the Moors have placed Granada under siege
I attack the Moor army with my main force
combined with the garrison who sally forth
I've got them surrounded before its even begun
I got 99 problems but the Moors aint one

99 problems but the Moors aint one
if you having Moor problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but the Moors aint one

Now the French have seen fit to invade my lands
so I recruit another army so I can make a stand
Milan is their ally and they give them a hand
but their forces are weaker than a castle made of sand

Obviously I beat them both at a stroke
then they went and complained to the Pope
but the Pope loves me like I'm his own son
I got 99 problems but the Pope aint one

99 problems but the Pope aint one
if you having Papal problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but the Pope aint one

Now once upon a time not too long ago
a player like myself didn't know how a battle should go
I used to just put my forces all into a row
and I never used cover; they were always on show

But that was before I knew how to maximise them
before I found the correct stratagem
when you win your battles the games alot more fun
I got 99 problems but getting beat aint one

99 problems but getting beat aint one
if you having tactical problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but getting beat aint one

[The Sundance Kid]

your rapping talents never cease to amaze, mr. medieval, sir.
redefining the genre of rap music
another rep 2 u

[5h@\/\/|\| [TNT]]

thanks...that was nice!

[english tyrant]

pretty cool +rep

[Valiant.x]

haha quality!

[Roman Rapper]

I should give props to Jay-Z, this is a tribute to his work.

[Sosobra]

Bravo good sir!

[Roman Rapper]

Thanks for the reps guys, I just got my first crown!

[SigniferOne]

So hilarious, + rep

[Roman Rapper]

What you mean "hilarious"? It aint supposed to be funny!

lol, I need to take myself less seriously. I'll make a mental note.

[Billy Bob Joe]

At this rate you'll have the most rep on the forum by July or so.

[mrcrusty]

for some reason i cant rep you for now (prolly coz ur the last person i repped)

but really good twist on Jay-Z

[Roman Rapper]

@Billy Bob


I hope so


@Mrcrusty

That's cool man, just rep me when you can. And I will of course rep you back

[tommo_312]

absolutely amazing +rep

[Felixion]

What you mean "hilarious"? It aint supposed to be funny!

I hope that is a joke my good man.

[Sitarus Originalus PM-30+]

really good =)

i guess + reputation for you son =)

[BNS]

this is very good , especialy reading it with the 99 problems beat in my head
+ rep for you !

[CartmantheLame]

Haha. That was great.

[Jimexander the Mighty]

Here is some rep, Nice Job

[Roman Rapper]

@Felixion


Yes it was a joke. It's just that I never, ever use smilies, and I never will.