1. From the Secret Dossier:
Iran perfects Donkey Launcher. Range is thought to be 3,000 miles and accurate to one football pitch. Clearly we should invade. Oil has nothing to do with it. Oh no!
2. The latest in Arab anti-Donkey theft technology.
3. Donkey in identity crisis shock, "Donkey the red nosed ...donkey"
4. al-Qaeda test new roadside bomb
5.India's Space Program wasn't very well thought out
6. Hey Bob, this sure is a lot of work just to figure out if this donkey is male or female ...
7. Iraqi archaeologists regretted using an illiterate carpenter to reconstruct a medieval siege tower.
8. Omar the donkey-salesman spots a business opportunity.
9. Why two tons of ammunition should not be transported via mule.
10. Donkey: "I feel like such an ass..."
Handler: "You should. The boxes are empty."
11. DAMN! That's some strong herb!