The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

That looks delicious and I desperately want to eat it.

[Cahoma]

All you need is BBQ sauce...that is if it exists in crazy Europeland
I heard that they don't even use Heinz Ketchup (as a Pittsburgher, using any other brand is 100% ABSOLUT HERESY).

It does exist. I prefer sweet and sour though. Also Heinz Ketchup is the only ketchup that fulfills my ketchup needs.

[♔atthias♔]

Im preparing a class action lawsuit against you and McDonalds



I will lead us into a brilliant, beautiful, monochrome utopia our fore-bearers could never have envisioned, thank you for your support and service.

I am a follower of the ferrit who is the ruler of the Third Age Total War forum and call the power of the ferrit down upon you

Smite the heretics oh mighty ferrit so that the chat thread will fall and with it its RACIST overlords

TO ME TO ME followers of the ferrit FOR TWC FOR NGUGI FOR THE FERRIT!!!

[Commissar Caligula_]

To me! All ye lovers of bread and toast and memes! We must establish a Thousand Year RACIST Empire for the children.

[Derpy Hooves]

We have both. On the other hand, I heard you 'muricans don't even have Dijon Mustard. What the is up with that?

I pity the nation that eats French's mustard rather than French mustard. Or at least English mustard.

We do have Dijon Mustard. I just like regular mustard to mix with ketchup. Mmmmm
Also as a Pittsburger I feel the need to promote putting french fries on burgers.

[Akar]

To me! All ye lovers of bread and toast and memes! We must establish a Thousand Year RACIST Empire for the children.

Bread, toast and memes are the three holy pillars which all of creation stands upon. We must seize the memes of production

[Commissar Caligula_]

Bread, toast and memes are the three holy pillars which all of creation stands upon. We must seize the memes of production

Awww man the Melonians are preventing me from giving you rep for this

[Akar]

This is the kind of prejudice and anti-RACISTism that got us into this mess in the first place

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

My brother mixes mustard with mayonnaise... I want to cry.

[Akar]

mayo is the worst condiment followed closely by mustard. That sounds absolutely vile.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I only really put mustard on a hot dog or burger or to every now and then fry chicken. Other than that I don't use condiments very much.

[Cahoma]

Chipotle mayo is the spirit of GOD made into a vaguely sorta liquid form.

[Commissar Caligula_]

Chipotle mayo is the spirit of GOD made into a vaguely sorta liquid form.

That doesn't sound very reassuring

[Akar]

I only really put mustard on a hot dog or burger or to every now and then fry chicken. Other than that I don't use condiments very much.

HONEY mustard is pretty alright, however regular mustard can eat a dick

[Inkie]

It is Somalimerica. Nah it is more like the penal colony where his majesty exiled the dastardly French. Or was that New Orleans?

Pretty much, but somehow he didn't manage to get them all.

(Nah it really was quite an imperial dick move)

Also you plebs talking about your pleb food. The only fine dining haute cuisine I'll accept are Bunnings snags and a HSP.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The first one refers to the sausage sizzles that the Australian hardware shop "Bunnings Warehouse" always hosts every week at all its stores.
The second one is a Halal Snack Pack. Now don't be a racist or an animal rights activist and care that the animals are killed in a brutal way, cos they deserve to die so we can eat their delicious carcass. Its layers of kebab lamb, chips, cheese and then garlic sauce, BBQ sauce or chili sauce on top (or more often, all 3). I think they're called "after births" in Adelaide lols.

Gotta love the fine dining culture the English have bequeathed to the world wherever we have settled

We do have Dijon Mustard. I just like regular mustard to mix with ketchup. Mmmmm
Also as a Pittsburger I feel the need to promote putting french fries on burgers.

The tragedy is that you think of French's as "regular mustard" rather than 'sub mustard' or 'homo habilis mustard'.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

If elected your Prime Minister I promise to press our claims in order to reconquer New Orleans and annex it to our great northern kingdom.

[Commissar Caligula_]

If elected your Tyrant I promise to do nothing, so long as you bribe me in memes.

[Derpy Hooves]

If elected your Prime Minister I promise to press our claims in order to reconquer New Orleans and annex it to our great northern kingdom.

That's if the housing market survives after you're elected. Sounds to me like it's about to crash.
Also, I'd be surprised if hostile Canadian forces got even a mile past the US border

[Vissewalde rex de Gerzika]

Will I ever learn to consume less alcohol? Yet another crazy night with excess amounts of alcohol consumed.

[Diamat]

Will I ever learn to consume less alcohol? Yet another crazy night with excess amounts of alcohol consumed.

Tell me about it.

Also, mustard and mayo taste good together if mixed with eggs, thus making an egg salad. Try it. Mix in some relish, pickles, salt, pepper, and Hungarian paprika - and voila.