The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Flinn]

if you cook them, they aren't going to bite you anymore, though...

oops

[AqD]

I had a cockatiel named Charlie which I tamed. A couple years later he decided to start biting me for no reason. Just goes to show you can't trust an Avian.

"tamed" you mean enslaved?

Perhaps he just woke up and wanted to be free!

[Diamat]

if you cook them, they aren't going to bite you anymore, though...

oops

We know where you live.

[Flinn]

please come, my refrigerator is empty these days

[♔Greek Strategos♔]

please come, my refrigerator is empty these days

An Italian with empty fridge ? That's shocking

[AqD]

We know where you live.

How many of you?

I can't wait to try this!

[Diamat]

If you think we'll be sending chicken to your house, then you're mistaken. We will send the Emu Brigade. For special cases, we might even send the Cassowary Spec Ops team.

[AqD]

Are you just requesting a bigger cooker? Something like:

[Diamat]

We also have a budgie bomb squat. You'll never see us coming.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Commissar Caligula_]

Yo Flinn (or anyone else who speaks Italian), are they saying anything funny in this video? Some parade in Italy decided to create God-Emperor Trump

[Aexodus]

This version has english subs

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

No they're just explaining what is happening.

[Flinn]

No they're just explaining what is happening.

precisely; the dudes who are making those "carri" are professionals of this kind of entertainment who might well want to be ironic, but those who officially comment/present are usually very neutral, because that's a big business for the city (probably the main annual business).

[Sar1n]

Sometimes I think I might have hallucinations...

Near midnight, going to kitchen, cooking up some late night snack. After a few minutes, sometimes starts buzzing around the lightbulbs. So I went to take a look...it appeared to be the size and shape of large wasp, maybe small hornet...but darker, it appeared to be completely black, though it was hard to see in proximity of the lightbulbs. Went back to my food when the thing was crawling on the ceiling. Few minutes later, my food is ready, and the thing is nowhere to be seen...

Windows were closed, and it's damn middle of the winter in central Europe. There shouldn't me any flying insects around at all...

[Aexodus]

Sure you weren’t tired and it was just a bluebottle?

[Sar1n]

Sure you weren’t tired and it was just a bluebottle?

Bluebottles don't have wasp waist and about 1.5-2 cm long narrow abdomen...

And let me repeat. Flying insect. In winter, with temperatures currently oscillating around freezing point.

[Aexodus]

Thats weird. But I don’t know what insects there are in CZ so...

[Diamat]

Sometimes I think I might have hallucinations...

Near midnight, going to kitchen, cooking up some late night snack. After a few minutes, sometimes starts buzzing around the lightbulbs. So I went to take a look...it appeared to be the size and shape of large wasp, maybe small hornet...but darker, it appeared to be completely black, though it was hard to see in proximity of the lightbulbs. Went back to my food when the thing was crawling on the ceiling. Few minutes later, my food is ready, and the thing is nowhere to be seen...

Windows were closed, and it's damn middle of the winter in central Europe. There shouldn't me any flying insects around at all...

Yeah, sorry about that. We are just keeping a tab on potential traitors.

[Sar1n]

Yeah, sorry about that. We are just keeping a tab on potential traitors.

I'm not a traitor, because I never swore allegiance to you.

I wonder though, how do you keep your underlings from eating those insect shaped drones?

[AqD]

Near midnight, going to kitchen, cooking up some late night snack. After a few minutes, sometimes starts buzzing around the lightbulbs. So I went to take a look...it appeared to be the size and shape of large wasp, maybe small hornet...but darker, it appeared to be completely black, though it was hard to see in proximity of the lightbulbs. Went back to my food when the thing was crawling on the ceiling. Few minutes later, my food is ready, and the thing is nowhere to be seen...

turn off all lights and light up the candles? those brainless, dirty and disgusting monsters should fall for that!