An important notice from Hex about the future of TWC. (April fool, obviously)
Dear all,
Your displeasure with the current state of Moderation has been heard and I can only apologise that we have been so far off the ball for the past few years. Something drastic is plainly needed, and Hex have a solution.
It is clear that the current Moderation Staff are simply far too lenient to be allowed to live, and as such, we have removed them* and replaced them with a hand-picked squad of Klingon warriors. These well-armed and well-trained personnel will make sure that even the most minor transgressions are met with painful force. I would say lethal, but they seem to rather enjoy the idea of keeping one alive as far as possible. You are quite welcome to appeal any decision they make regarding your posting habits, however, I will be on holiday in the next quadrant, and won't be taking calls for a while, assuming you survive to make them.
It is also rumoured that (at least) one of them has filled a certain planet-destroying robotic war machine with blood wine. You should consider this your one and only warning.
Qapla!
*It involved a lot of spikes, blades and blunt objects. My shoes will never be clean again, but since I'm an emotionless unreasonable bastard I don't care.
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