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    Default Ludicrous metal bands and videos

    Just a thread to gather all the poor quality and lethal to be around with, metal.
    It can be nu-metal too, since that usually sucks.


    A couple to start the thread:






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    "While the lion prevails with its claws, and the ox through its horns, man does by his thinking"
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    There is Japan, of course...:

    Λέων μεν ὄνυξι κρατεῖ, κέρασι δε βούς, ἄνθρωπος δε νῷι
    "While the lion prevails with its claws, and the ox through its horns, man does by his thinking"
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    No thread like this could possibly be complete without the mighty GWAR
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    Gwar is rightly infamous, but lesser-known bands are equally crap




    "If dysfunction is a function, then i must be some kind of genius"

    And then, there are the really useless norwegian 'playing in a forest with unplugged electric guitars' kind of useless


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    "While the lion prevails with its claws, and the ox through its horns, man does by his thinking"
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    Anyone remember this spoiled brat?



    As much as I loved the first Plasmatics album , everything afterwards went from bad to worse : Wendy O Williams hard at work wrecking her career. In the end, she really went out with a bang, blazing a trail for later grunge artists .

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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
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    There is also Rotting Christ, a local band


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    Pretty sure their other songs are far worse
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    Firstly, just want to agree 100% with what's been said about GWAR.

    Secondly, you're really not going to find a bigger group of brutal, sadistic sociopaths than Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, who usually douse their fans in ketchup and sometimes even lighter fluid before lighting off fireworks. People don't just mosh at their shows. They usually vandalize the hell out of wherever they play, throwing stuff at the audience, forcing people into the mosh pits, getting into drunken brawls, and sometimes ripping the entire stage into pieces.



    WARNING: I think there's some foul language in there somewhere, but I didn't watch the whole thing.

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    You know what, Kyriakos? You're really pushing it with this thread, buddy.


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    ^WTF

    And you might remember the fierce swedish metal-rap band, Clawfinger, who iirc were named as fascists later on (not sure about that, but why not post it )



    One of the first videos i recall watching on Mtv, in the 90s...
    Λέων μεν ὄνυξι κρατεῖ, κέρασι δε βούς, ἄνθρωπος δε νῷι
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    Default Re: Ludicrous metal bands and videos

    This is what it's like when threads collide.



    HELL YEAH! It's the TWC thread that you wanted. HELL YEAH! It's a ludicrous metal thread.


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    I never understood Metal, or any hard rock for that matter. I've been a long-time fan of alternative rock, but that's about as far as I can venture.

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