Probably a hyperbolic title there, but still...you guys are hysterical, malevolent geniuses. For some reason my greatest generals with the most amount of command stars seem to stack up the quarkiest, undesirable traits towards the end of their careers (playing as Koinon Hellenon). For instance, my current faction leader, who has 7 command stars (and a full 10 commmand stars during siege assaults thanks to his traits and ancillaries), has recently gained this unsavory personality trait:
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EB II trait
Unusual - convinced that all spiders are in cahoots with his enemies, this man spends many hours drowning the treacherous little bugs in vinegar!
Many hours, it says! Sounds like a really time-consuming paranoid habit. That must be very disheartening for his men, seeing how he has -1 troop morale and -1 influence as a result.
Please, by all means, come to this thread and angrily vent or simply laugh about the horrible traits and ancillaries that your generals and agents acquire during the course of the game. Personally, my favorite from other mods is the "problem mother" ancillary: "mother's not quite...feeling herself today!" Or even better, the evil mother-in-law: "just look at the state of you! Disgraceful..."