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    That would have to mean that the 2nd free faction slot goes to a bunch of dudes who wear black all the time and know nothing. Goths!

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    Why not take it one step further and give the slot to another bunch of dudes who wear black all the time, know nothing, AND constantly contemplating on suicide. Emos

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    Ehh it wouldn't work. All the surviving FMs would realise it was just a phase and join other factions.

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    Emos are lame and even more feminine than 80s hair metal. Speaking of which, the 80s heavy metal band Racer X has reuinited since their breakup in 2002 in order to compose the new soundtrack for Europa Barbarorum II! That means every song, from the main menu shredding guitar solo to the campaign map and battle map, will be nothing but pure Racer X riffing, speed picking, and bodacious gnarly awesomeness with big hair.








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    How do you play a guitar while holding a shield at the same time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuintusSertorius View Post
    How do you play a guitar while holding a shield at the same time?
    I'm super glad that you asked, because the history buff Rad will be able to explain that one perfectly, no doubt.

    [Throw me a life saver here, Rad.]

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    I've got ya on this one, Victrix


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    An I'm still no good at posting videos, it seems: here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4e8vDHDcBs

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    A military reform has to be initiated. You have to phone Satan and ask for Contract № 655-11. I'm handling the paperwork. In exchange for your immortal soul and a few goats and chickens, your troops have increased morale because of all the groupies and cocaine, and are able to perform amazing feats of Rock, including one handed riffs and solos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rad View Post
    A military reform has to be initiated. You have to phone Satan and ask for Contract № 655-11. I'm handling the paperwork. In exchange for your immortal soul and a few goats and chickens, your troops have increased morale because of all the groupies and cocaine, and are able to perform amazing feats of Rock, including one handed riffs and solos.
    Excellent! I knew you'd pull through! Checkmate. Take that, Quintus. Ball's in your court, now, homie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stalfo View Post
    An I'm still no good at posting videos, it seems: here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4e8vDHDcBs
    Damn, dude! You were talented back in 1973. Geez. You're older than my dad yet you can still rock? Awesome. We'll set you up in the EB II recording studios this week. Let's do lunch! I know an excellent Tex-Mex place. We'll talk it over. Here's my card:




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    Ahhh! The music part of this discussion has begun!

    Here's the theme music for a particular brand o' barbarian:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb2CIQuWVUg

    This'ns for when a city fails its happiness check.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9chF9gYZqI
    Last edited by Grimmy; May 31, 2016 at 03:42 PM. Reason: tried vid link gizmo. Didn't work.

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    This here one's for when your fav general gets too old to go out to play.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zQwsAn_nMc

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    Nice ones, Grimmy! I'd suggest this one should play while you're ending turns, because you have to wait so long for it to end and for each faction to finish what they're doing:



    Verily, the sky is the limit and the possibilities are endless in terms of music modding. Theoretically, you could add anything. Even this.


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    Strange that the team forgot to add this masterpiece in the mod.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j6nyEcIk98

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    Celtic faction needs druids with beast mode.
    Jatte lambastes Calico Rat

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    Bear, owl and cat form!

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    And then they can all assemble together as one mighty animal body, like Transformers, or even Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.





    Lol. When you form a Megazord with your Power Rangers, only enemy ballista and catapult siege artillery should be able to stop them. And the mobilization music should be prefaced with a loud quote: "alright gang! Let's show these creeps who's boss!"

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    I think all those funny names of characters should be changed to proper ones like Bob and Jim and Steve. That would make following your family tree so much easier.
    It began on seven hills - a historical house-ruled Romani AAR
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    Philetairos' Gift - a second attempt at an Epeiros-as-Pergamon AAR


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    Could you guys extend the campaign a few turns to the gunpowder era? Please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theramines View Post
    Could you guys extend the campaign a few turns to the gunpowder era? Please?
    At 4 turns per year, that would be rougly 5300-5400 turns until one of the earliest recorded use of cannon in Europe. I love it!

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