EUIV Multiplayer VII

[High Chunker Greens]

The glorious state of Swag City conquered much land in Norway and is tearing the northern HRE asunder, the decadent culture of the conquered lands has been gloriously converted to converse shoes and snapbacks to accommodate the more swaggy of our denizens by which I of course mean, no culture conversion has taken place but I have renamed all the provinces to have something to do with swag, and so the plague spreads. The glorious dynasty of Distractify is the strongest the world has seen since the karlings with the people of Swag City, Yorkshire and our heathen brethren in Battletoads. First the north, then the world.

The Islamic State will tear asunder your pathetic Western ideals and replace them with the laws and traditions of Allah, oh Merciful may He be. We will not rest until our flag flies above your decadent palaces.

Allahu Akbar!

[Ishoss]

If the Swagreich ever conquer Rogaland they should rename it Plastic-swag.

[abbews]

Game tonight?

[Pat89]

I think it mostly depends on Musty having internet or not.

[Ynen]

I would rather not play, but if everyone wants to I won't spoil it and arrange something

[High Chunker Greens]

I want to play.

[Keelos Penguinos]

I would also like to play.

[Ynen]

I can play (np harry bro)

[Keelos Penguinos]

I can play (np harry bro)

ta bby boi

[High Chunker Greens]

Kaiser we're just waiting on an answer from you, if you can play tonight. Kind of hoping you see this.

[Pat89]

noone has him on steam?

[Kaiser Leonidas]

I suspect I may have seen this a bit late... sorry. Was moving back up to uni today so I've only just seen this.

[Nelon]

[Ynen]

Don't worry, we got you a sub.

Slavs took more land from the HRE and Asia Minor. We have the largest army, a decent economy and a stable country, which can't be said for all of us...

[Pat89]

Glorious session for De Compagnie. Israël was conquered, Northern Arabia was conquered (just a few more provinces to unite the entire home trade node), Iraq was conquered and we've started nibbling at Persia. Where York saw it fit to claim the tiny island of St. Helena to the West of Africa, De Compagnie decided something equally representative of our power, wealth and wisdom should be colonised to the East of Africa: the huge island of Madagascar. The thousands of inhabitants will be pushed into submission and converted to the one true faith. That Madagascar may serve as a gateway to Asia from any other (European) power. A gateway made of strong iron bars that will be mostly locked down tight. De Compagnie doesn't like unwelcome guests, or any guests at all for that matter, in our Asia. Especially not if they're British.

We also pray for the lives of our Northern Islamic Brethren, currently in rebellion to some strange Gothic country (of which the ruler is said to be always dressed in black, with wild green hair; and listens to the nickname "Heavy Metal Musty"). We have yet to lay contact with these new purple people before we can give an official declaration about their acceptance as human species. Our intentions are not per definition hostile, that will depend on before mentioned declaration. To be continued.

[Keelos Penguinos]

Swag City rolled into northern Germany and the Dutch area on our heelys and took a large chunk of land there, as our expansion in the south has been cut off by cunning fruit we are forced to expand westwards into champagne as soon as weve murdered roughly two billion rebels for Battletoads to gain more land and factory floor space to produce gold chainz and snapbacks. Also got our first colonies going in Canada which have started to produce Wine and silk to fuel the fires of industry and massive piss ups on Swag Isle.

#IslandParty #PartyBoat #SwagCity #BaccardiBreezersn'Bass

[Nelon]

De Compagnie doesn't like unwelcome guests, or any guests at all for that matter, in our Asia. Especially not if they're British.

We identify as Yorkish, so we're welcome in India. We have a policy called the doctrine of lapse that we think they'll really like.

Also, according to my records, your navy is pathetic, so good luck keeping India :3

[Musthavename]

Session started well and generally went well...

...until the end when I took a 108% OE peacedeal accidentally (assumed it was far less, but no...) and lots of rebels appeared. Currently trying to deal with them.

[Pat89]

We identify as Yorkish, so we're welcome in India. We have a policy called the doctrine of lapse that we think they'll really like.

No, you're not.



Where is this so called "Yorkish" on the map? It's not in Yorkshire anyway...

Also, according to my records, your navy is pathetic, so good luck keeping India :3

According to my records you have no naval ideas. So I think my +10% galley combat ability, +10% naval morale and +15% heavy ship combat ability fleet will be able to hold on to India just fine. I simply haven't bothered building a proper fleet yet because I don't need it to conquer Persia. And if you somehow do manage to land an army, my +10% infantry combat ability, +5% discipline, +5% morale armies wish your +5% discipline army good luck holding ground. You might have forcelimit and manpower ideas/traditions, but you still have to get your armies to India with transports, fighting against me in my homelands.

Session started well and generally went well...

...until the end when I took a 108% OE peacedeal accidentally (assumed it was far less, but no...) and lots of rebels appeared. Currently trying to deal with them.

Yeah, that doesn't look good mate

[Kaiser Leonidas]

Any chance I could get a copy of the save to have a look round?

Seems as though my sub did pretty well from the map, probably better than I would've anyway...