Your Favorite Sandwich.
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After recieving a complaint that my posts were not all that long, I figured I'd make a topic that actualy INSISTS that you put length in your responses.
"The Topic", you ask? Read the bloody title. What's you're favorite sandwhich and WHY!
MY ANSWER: I would have to say that my absolute favorite sandwich would be the TURKEY SANDWICH *chorus of angels*
I could just leave it at that, but why should I? There is a world of fun to be had at explaining WHY, I love the Turkey sandwich.
DIVINE EXPLENATIONS To truely understand the Turkey Sandwich, and my resulting love affair with said sandwich, one must look deep into the annals of the past. Yet, to leave my explenation at merely that would be perposterous! What kind of a poster would I be if I did not fully explain myself with many many words? After all, the more words you have, the better poster you are right? This is why I am going to also delve into my OWN past.
Let us go back over 300 years to a certain English nobleman known as the Fourth Earl of Sandwich. Legend, or fact to the beleivers in such things, tells us that the Earl was involved in a card game and he did not want to stop playing. The clever earl demanded that the meat be placed between two slices of bread so his fingers would not be defiled by the stickyness of the meat and he could continue to play. Thus, the sandwich was born. It is interesting to note that America gained it's independence in this century, and that if you take the words "Cards" "Fourth" (as in the "Fourth Earl of Sandwich") and "gingivitis" and shuffle the letters around, you can easily have the word "God" apear in the results.
Coincidence?
Now on to my past. I was born in a rather large town of Greeneville Tennessee. The fact that the towns name is spelled with four E's should be noted, as there is no E in sandwich. It would seem that is also a huge coincidence.....or is it?
After living in Tennessee for a year, my family moved to Atlanta, a city famed for it's Coke Museum. Is it not also fact that Coca-Cola is a compliment OF the turkey sandwich? It is an undeniable fact. Perhaps the cynics out there would say "omg, Coincidence," To them I say...shut up. The rest of my life is irrelevant, as Government Scientists have proven that the early years of developement are more important to a persons tastes and preferences later in life.
On again, to the Turkey Sandwich. The sandwich itself may seem drab, it's only turkey. WRONG! According to my sources "The Turkey Sandwich was voted America's #1 Sandwich in a recent study conducted by the University of Detroit."
"Subway also reported that it is the sandwich most often ordered by patrons, accounting for approximately 11.2% of annual orders."
Add the fact that the Turkey Sandwich is the least fattening non-vegetarian sandwich available on the market and you've sold me that it's the greatest sandwich on earth.
I have therefore explained to you in many word why I love the Turkey Sandwich....something that took me a long while to do, when all I had to say was "Turkey Sandwich is my favorite, how about you?" Many people may find the simplicity of that statement to be ideal....COINCIDENCE?...I think not
SOURCES:
www.google.com
www.ask.com
www.yahooligans.com
http://www.indianajonesrocksyourface...ffyourhead.gov
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