Total War Attila: Humour Thread

[Hamata]

Hey twc comedians I've decided to continue total war tradition and open up a humour thread for the upcoming game total war atilla

First off the thread rules which I will quote from the other thread

Purpose of this thread: Attila humour thread, originally meme thread, is a thread where members can post Attila criticism or praise in the form of any memes, funny pictures & videos for Attila game here. No text based jokes here, unless accompanied by supporting pictures.

Thread Rules:
1) Be wary that forum rules apply here. This includes but is not limited to:

• No censor bypassing or insulting others.
• Nor disruptive posting or off topic chat.

2) This is not the place to discuss the aspects of the game.
3) No images of CA or SEGA employees! They are considered members of this site and insulting them is not allowed. What's insulting or not can be hard to decide, therefore no pictures of them at all.
4) CA logos and such are okay to have fun with.
5) Posting TWC member quotes will be deemed disruptive or harassing against that member. So no TWC member quotes and mocking commentary on them.
6) If TWC moderation notices that someone has repeatedly broken these rules then it may bar that member from posting in this thread, until he acknowledges his mistakes.

Lastly any commentary on moderation goes in the moderation commentary thread, so don't quote and reply to thread warnings here.

And now attila the bun

[Butan]

[Zipzopdippidybopbop]

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Topkek

[Linke]

Attila the Bun (Baker)

[General Maximus]

These are funny. Keep 'em up!

[kambiz]

Nice posts guys ,Wish I could rep you all :p

[Flavius Julius Nepos Augustus]

Who said that torching the gates didn't exist in the past?

[Altimis]

A little off topic question, what game pic above? Age of Empire?

[Flavius Julius Nepos Augustus]

A little off topic question, what game pic above? Age of Empire?

Age of Empires II The conquerors edition: Atrila the Hun Campaign mission2: The Great Ride
With the forgotten empires mod but that is not too important here but if you have the game i say download it!
here maybe a bitter screenshot

[Humble Warrior]

Now whenever I play Civ 5 and see this guy I'm going think of this! rep!

[alQamar]

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so funny Thanks butan!

[alQamar]

You liked the AI torching down the gates in Rome 2?
So CA developed TW: Attila where you can torch down whole regions!

Please stop complaining they do not listen to their fans

[Butan]

You loved how easy it was to assault walled settlements in Rome 2? Torches burning down metal gates, scorpions bringing down 30-feet thick walls?
Upgrading the "who needs siege engines anyway" most awarded siege mechanism, CA is proud to announce the siege escalation feature!
Destroy fortifications and burn down cities with the end turn button, no Total War has ever been as accessible!


Featuring a close-up shot of what most walled settlements siege battles will look like:

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Totally copy-cated you Al Qamar

[Mr.Freud]

True story. No point in siege equipment now. Just wait 1 turn.

5) Posting TWC member quotes will be deemed disruptive or harassing against that member. So no TWC member quotes and mocking commentary on them.

TWC member quote removed

[Avetis]

Version for ladies:

[Butan]

[monel]

BEHOLD THE SEVEN SEALS

BEHOLD MORE SEVEN SEALS

[Legio Comitatenses!]

Version for ladies:

Liked this one.

I'm not a lady, but definetly buying.

...
When you issue Legio Comitatenses to make an attack they say "for the good lord!" Hopefully we will hear more constructive qutes for different units.

[IGdood]

Someone sent me this a year or two ago.

Still relevant today.

Thank you, friend.

Well, posting a censored version because I got in trouble....

[Hamata]

That pic made me want to play age of empires 2 again