Stop the presses, everyone! Kim Jong-un's little feelings are hurt.

[Roma_Victrix]

I think everyone should drop everything and stop whatever it is they're doing, no matter how important, and consider the very grave and serious matter that Kim Jong-un's feelings might have been hurt.

North Korea Furious Over Kim Jong Un Parody Dance Video

By Lakshmi Gandhi

North Korean officials are learning that nothing can stop the spread of a viral video - especially one that features a fake Kim Jong Un dancing and fighting his way through a series of absurd situations.

The latest parody video starring North Korea's leader features him being kicked to the ground by President Obama after pirouetting through a ballet studio, dancing with Russian President Vladimir Putin, and acting as a member of the grounds crew at a baseball game, all to the tune of a Chinese pop song by the group the Chopstick Brothers.

According to the Chosun Ilbo, a South Korean newspaper, officials in Pyongyang are reportedly furious about the 3 and a half minute video because it “seriously compromises Kim's dignity and authority."

The North Korean government has reportedly requested that China stop the spread of the video, which was allegedly made by a Chinese college student who studied in South Korea. The Chinese government, says the paper, was “was unable to oblige.”

Disgraceful! Have they no shame? Poor Kim. Seriously, you guys, we should all get together and write him a "feel better" card from Hallmark, and put it inside a fruit basket for him. What was done to him was intolerable!

Oh, and he's also apparently really heated up about that Seth Rogan movie making light of the comical idea of assassinating him. Seriously? Has no one ever considered his feelings? Everyone better just stop and say they're sorry, or he might execute another family member in a drunken rage.

I'd say the worst offender is that guy in Hong Kong who impersonates Kim Jong-un as a professional. I mean, talk about disrespectful! Does he not care about Kim's feelings at all?

[Sir Adrian]

Let's hope Fat bastard....ummmmm.....I mean Dear Leader hasn't yet played Homefront and if he has let's hope he doesn't get any funny ideas.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Truly the Generalissimo of the age. His strategies have touched my heart, why if only Napoleon had tried this. Okay Kim, you won this round.

[Roma_Victrix]

His strategies have touched my heart

...as he has truly touched us all. What a fearless, inspiring leader of our times. Truly, the greatest leaders in history were only as successful as they were because their dignity was preserved and their feelings were never hurt like this. This is an outrage. China should be held accountable for the actions of this random college student who studied in South Korea. For that matter, South Korea is just one big nation that could care less for Kim Jong-un's feelings. Shame on them!

[Mayer]

Why is he upset? The video perfectly demonstrates his qualities as leader.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Oh no you di'ent! Of all the chubby Koreans he is the first that comes to mind. Psy is only second.

[Col. Tartleton]

Average American would not know which is which.

[Roma_Victrix]

Average American would not know which is which.

Charlie! Turn the TV to channel 4 and grab me a Budweiser! That chubby Asian dictator is doing his pony dance again!

[Sir Winston Churchill]

Let's hope Fat bastard....ummmmm.....I mean Dear Leader hasn't yet played Homefront and if he has let's hope he doesn't get any funny ideas.

Remember how in trailers before we knew what he looked like, he was portrayed all young and hip and skinny? Then they changed them to his fat self? LOL

[The Bold Burgundian]

Welcome to Earth, Kim-Jong Un.

[Condottiere 40K]

His secret identity is Bouncing Boy.

[the man, the myth, the legend]

Ahhh, the internet, it's all fun and games 'til someone launches a nuclear warhead.

[Condottiere 40K]

Which one is more descriptive, Fat Man or Little Boy.

[Roma_Victrix]

Ahhh, the internet, it's all fun and games 'til someone launches a nuclear warhead.

It's all fun and games until Kim Jong-un's feelings get hurt. Then we should all feel sorry for him and apologize. He deserves an apology, because he's a very sensitive dictator! You have no idea how hard it is for him to run his country into the ground and keep hundreds of thousands in a state of constant labor. It's exhausting! To have some inconsiderate Chinese college kid make this abhorrent video...it's just too much. Poor Kim! He just needs an ice cream, doesn't he?

[athanaric]

Charlie! Turn the TV to channel 4 and grab me a Budweiser! That chubby Asian dictator is doing his pony dance again!

Yep.

[Roma_Victrix]

Yep.

I know it's incredibly belated, but you definitely deserve some rep for sharing this.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Korean girl that keeps showing up on the right, ftw.

[Comrade_Rory]

Korean girl that keeps showing up on the right, ftw.

Korean girls in general

[Ybbon]

OK folks, I deleted a number of posts, mostly just for continuation and originally for starting to discuss concentration camps. The conversation is going towards torture and that is not going to happen. Please stay on-topic.

Just to be clear, further conversation would have strayed close to breaking obscene content: "Providing images, videos, or verbal descriptions of an unreasonably disgusting nature. This includes, but is not limited to: excrement, real-world violence, and extreme virtual or imagined violence." Images of torture and discussion of concentration camps is definitely getting close to that so stopped before it goes too far.

[Roma_Victrix]

These guys are really hurting Kim's feelings, you guys. Feelings.



Little Hitler moustaches...for eyebrows. I'm dying.

Don't these people know that Kim is not to be made fun of? He has feelings like anyone else, you guys. I'm so seriously.