Kingdom of Bosporus
Bosporan Kingdom used to be a Greek colony. Under the rule of wise king Hygiainon and his son and co-king Spartocus V, Bosporus became prosperous.
Now it is the time they decide to separate from Greece and proclaim their independence.
The Crimean spokesperson: "We the people of Bosporus declare that we are now independent. No longer we accept the yoke of Hellenes in our shoulders, instead we will have our national made Crimean yoke instead. Long live Bosporus! Long live Crimea!"
King Hygiainon speaks before the People's Kingdom of Bosporus's Congress: "Freedom is not free. We have to take it from other people instead. So now we should go to war with the barbarians living in our North who threatening our independence. I suggest we send my son Spartocus to lead the Liberation Army of Bosporus to liberate the North."
Spartocus is not interested in politics, instead his dream is to be a bondage master. Hygiainon hope this will be an opportunity for his son to prove his worth.
Spartocus has to leave his porns and march North to meet the barbarians in open field.
Before the battle, Bosporans spread propaganda against the enemy. They are described as cruel barbaric savages. Prisoners fallen to their hands will be butt-raped not only by them but also by their horses. "So it is utmost importance that you must not show them your backside. The King's order No. 227: No Retreat, since that will show them your butts." - Sparty finishes his speech. The soldiers are scared. They discuss how to protect their butts while running away.
Sparty orders horse archers forward. Little success since the enemy stubbornly hold the hill.
So a charge order follows.
Bloody combat ensured.
the enemy general is cut down by a Thracian warrior.
The enemy turn their tails and run, not forget to properly cover their butts by shields.
Sparty confidently lead his men chasing.
The corpse of the barbarian leader is found with lot of blood coming from his butt.
Next Sparty sieges the barbary city.
Sparty: "Why there is a "_" in its name, father?"
Hygiainon: "Don't know. Don't care. Just take it."
The people are liberated by the Liberation army. Unemployment is a serious problem in Crimea. So those people will be transfer to Bosporus to take new jobs and have a better life.
A Victory parade is held to celebrate the great victory.
[AAR]Crimean Crisis
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Originally Posted by Spartan999
no, who has the time to open all of them? Just leave them there, IMO. Skantarios' AAR (which is the easiest one to read that I've seen so far) only uses spoilers for the entire battles and leaves the pictures there.
