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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterKYA View Post
    Can you fly a kite without any wind?
    Benjamin Franklin might take issue with this idea. Can we ask Benjamin Franklin about this? Even though he's dead? Do seances work?

    How is Peruvian chicken different from regular chicken?

    Is it okay to randomly play peek-a-boo with a Muslim woman in a burka as she walks by?

    Why does Chinese opera sound like cats being strangled?

    Is Poland filled with nothing but smart Pollacks, because all the dumb Pollacks have left?

    Are Americans fat, or are they just big boned?

    If I dated a French chick, could I convince her to shave those armpits?

    Are the words "spaghetti" and "pizza" the most common ones in the Italian language?

    Do Russians enjoy watching Game of Thrones? Surely they aren't fond of the concept of winter coming.

    Do Native Americans come from India? They're called Indians, after all.

    Africa is a country, not a continent, right? And if so, is South Africa a separate country or continent? Is it a country and continent like Australia? If so, where is Egypt? Is Egypt in the middle of Iraq or something?

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    Can a woodchucker chuck wood?
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    Am I european in the toilet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    Can a woodchucker chuck wood?
    I thought I saw a woodchuck chuck wood before...or maybe that was just a giant beaver chucking wood instead. Not sure. And why are woodchucks called groundhogs? Are they related to hogs? Are hogs their best friends? Do they chuck wood together?

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    Is Australia located in Europe?
    I think so! Er...wait. Now I'm not so sure. I think Austria is located in the Pacific near New Zealand and Sri Lanka, whereas Australia is in the Swiss Alps near France, Italy, and Greenland. My question, though, is why they call the discipline of map studies geography? Why not stick with one word like cartography? Or better yet, mapography? I think we should rename geography class to mapography class. Because it has maps.

    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    Am I european in the toilet
    You just might be! Whenever you go to the toilet, you transform yourself from an Indian into a generic European. And whenever I'm taking a shower I transform into an elderly Japanese man. Do you ever transform into an elderly Japanese man? Or do you only transform into Europeans when sitting on the toilet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    You just might be! Whenever you go to the toilet, you transform yourself from an Indian into a generic European. And whenever I'm taking a shower I transform into an elderly Japanese man. Do you ever transform into an elderly Japanese man? Or do you only transform into Europeans when sitting on the toilet?

    Except not really.
    While on the toilet, sometimes I turn into this person

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    If I eat myself, will I grow twice in size or will I vanish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    If I eat myself, will I grow twice in size or will I vanish
    Perhaps both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Perhaps both?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    Who is that little girl? Is she your little sister? Do you have a Hispanic sister? Are you an Indian with a Hispanic sister? Or is that your Indian sister who's learned some Spanish? Why is she speaking Spanish? What is Spanish? Spanish is what? What? Spanish.

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    Does this thread make my ass look big? Does it make your wife's ass look big? How big is your wife? Is she a big girl? Big and fat? Fat, fat, fatty.

    How many iPhones can you eat? How many birds can you befriend? How many dogs are your sworn enemies? In how many countries are you wanted for genocide? Is the International Criminal Court after you? What have you done? You're a monster.

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    Why is nobody else responding to Roma_Victrix? Has the Total war community forsaken us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    Why is nobody else responding to Roma_Victrix? Has the Total war community forsaken us?
    That raises some interesting questions. Has this thread gone on long enough? How long is long enough? Are people not responding because they have some sort of life outside of this thread, let alone the forum? Also, is this a dumb for thread questions? Or a question for dumb threads?

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    When a man goes bald, where do all of his hairs go? Do they go to Heaven? Or do they go to Hell? Or simply down the drain?

    Is the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria a friendly organization for Shia people? Do they get along with Shia Muslims pretty well?

    Is Jihadi John into skiing? He always wears a ski mask. Can people even ski over there in the Middle East? Do any of their mountains have snow? If so, how much snow? A lot of snow? A little bit of snow? How many metric tons of snow?

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    If an avalanche is caused by the mountains killing people, would the mountains be charged with manslaughter?
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    if this forum is named Total-War center, are we at Total-War with each other?

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    Yep, and i suffer crushing defeats all the time
    Then, as throngs of his enemies bore down upon him and one of his followers said, "They are making at thee, O King," "Who else, pray," said Antigonus, "should be their mark? But Demetrius will come to my aid." This was his hope to the last, and to the last he kept watching eagerly for his son; then a whole cloud of javelins were let fly at him and he fell.

    -Plutarch, life of Demetrius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfburk View Post
    Yep, and i suffer crushing defeats all the time
    lol, ally with me and we defeat all together!

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    if weapons killing the ppl, why ppl in jail, instead weapons?

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    HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrene View Post
    HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?
    remove it and then turn it off

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    how do i send a reply by quoting?

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