The thread for dumb questions

**Hetman Khmelnytsky** · July 20, 2015, 01:39 PM

Who would win in a rap battle, Gustavus Adolphus or Frederick the Great?

**groundpounder11B** · July 20, 2015, 09:18 PM

Is Italy known for quality boots?

**Roma_Victrix** · July 21, 2015, 06:54 PM

Is Texas known for classy Italians and quality Italian restaurants? Does everyone experience collective nationwide amnesia every year or so and forget what happened at the Alamo, leading to a mad scramble to history textbooks and Wikipedia to find out what happened there, to finally remember the Alamo? Does Texas have better rodeos than Switzerland? Where is Texas? Is that a state in Mexico? They keep talking about seceding from the United States of America; don't they realize that they are already part of Mexico?

**groundpounder11B** · July 21, 2015, 09:18 PM

Why did the Imperials name it the 'Death Star' instead of the 'Death Moon'?

**G-Megas-Doux** · July 22, 2015, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Captain357

Why did the Imperials name it the 'Death Star' instead of the 'Death Moon'?

Because, "That's no moon." Am I right?

**groundpounder11B** · July 22, 2015, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by G-Megas-Doux

Because, "That's no moon." Am I right?

Weren't you supposed to ask a dumb question, and not answer one???

**Roma_Victrix** · July 23, 2015, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Captain357

Weren't you supposed to ask a dumb question, and not answer one???

Is this the thread where we provide sensible answers to dumb questions, or dumb answers to sensible questions?

Alternatively, is this the thread where dumb questions get dumb answers, or smart questions get smart answers? Why type of answer do you think this question will receive? A dumb one? A smart one? Or a combination of both? Or neither?

**Hetman Khmelnytsky** · July 24, 2015, 06:21 PM

What's the difference between Russia and Prussia?

Is there such thing as a country that has no capital city at all?

**Roma_Victrix** · July 25, 2015, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Hetman Khmelnytsky

What's the difference between Russia and Prussia?

Is there such thing as a country that has no capital city at all?

Was Russia once called Prussia, but decided to drop the 'P' in order to transform their people instantly from German speakers to Russian speakers?

Can a capital city be a capital city without a country?

Can a country be a capital city without a Prussia? Can Prussia be a capital city without a country? Can Russia be a country without Prussia as its capital?

**Roma_Victrix** · July 29, 2015, 05:26 AM

Was the Spanish hero Zoro a Zoroastrian? Was he a follower of the ancient Iranian prophet Zoroaster, or was Zoroaster a follower of Zoro?! OH MY GOD! Was Zoroaster merely the sidekick of Zoro? Geez, that's a crap gig for someone who's supposed to be a prophet. Poor guy. Should we have sympathy for Zoroaster, for playing second to some chump in a cape and carnival mask?

Is the dynastic history of Imperial China kind of like a penis during intercourse? It rises with great power, enjoying an orgasmic period of great success and pleasure, only to fall and wither away, impotent and destroyed, but ready to rise again? If so, does Cialis and Viagra apply to Chinese history when necessary?

**paleologos** · August 10, 2015, 10:39 PM

More than ten days and no question here, are we getting smarter?

**Roma_Victrix** · August 11, 2015, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by paleologos

More than ten days and no question here, are we getting smarter?

Does this require brain surgery in order to find out? Can a lobotomy be used to check and see if we've become smarter? Is the lack of stupid questions the definitive proof for greater intelligence? Also, could it be that we're not just getting smarter, but also dumber too, simultaneously and in conjunction with the amount of days that have passed divided by the number of minutes used to conduct the aforementioned brain surgery? What type of surgical tools do you have? Can we perform the brain surgery in your garage? Is that sterile enough? Does a brain surgery operating table need to be cleaned of general grime and dirt generally found in your garage? What happens when you get dirt inside your brain before the skin and scalp are stitched back up? Does that result in you thinking about dirt all the time, because it's on your mind?

**Samraat Mahendra Maurya** · August 11, 2015, 04:24 AM

Did Hitler secretly fly to Argentina?

**paleologos** · August 11, 2015, 12:49 PM

Why does RV like to disappoint me?

**Roma_Victrix** · August 11, 2015, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya

Did Hitler secretly fly to Argentina?

Ooh, wow! So if Hitler flew to Argentina, does that mean he changed his citizenship from German to Argentine? Did Hitler speak Spanish? Does Hitler consider himself a Spaniard now? Or better yet, an Argentine? Or rather, since he's dead, does the ghost of Hitler consider himself Hispanic or Latino? Does Hitler want lebensraum only for the white Latinos, though? Does this mean he's going to make death camps for all the Latinos with Amerindian ancestry and blood?

Originally Posted by paleologos

Why does RV like to disappoint me?

Why do I like to disappoint you? Is this a good question or a bad question? How does one define a good question or a bad question? How does one define good or bad? Do we have to define good or bad first before we can judge or decipher if a question is either good or bad? What if good means bad and bad means good?