Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
If you stare long and hard enough.
Does staring at a picture of water or rivers make you go pee quicker than usual?
Does staring at a picture of a lion mean I will eventually feel a lion bite?
I'm from the United States. Does that make me an American? Or a United Statesian? What about a Texan? Are they different? Like, nationality wise, because they really seem to want to break away from the United States. If that happened, would we have to rename the country the Disunited States?
if i eat myself will i get as twice as big or disappear completely?
plz help i'm starving to death.
If you disappear from eating yourself, would you still be able to type a response here?
I'm hungry too. Should I eat myself? Which body part do you start with? Can my limbs grow back if I eat them? Or do I have to wait until they are fully digested so I can poop them out and reattach them?
Sorry, that was dumber than usual.
Why Macedonians speak Bulgarian language?
mmm not really
anyway, and i'm serious on this one, Where is Old Zealand ¿?
If the 17th-century Dutch once maintained a Fort Zeelandia in what is now Taiwan, and the Portuguese once called that island Formosa, can we rename the Netherlands as New Formosa? Too late...that's my new word for the Netherlands.
In that case, can the Portuguese and Taiwanese now move wholesale into the Netherlands? Will that make the Taiwanese Chinese anymore? Won't they become immediately Dutch? Will there be a Dutch-Portuguese-Taiwanese ethnic fusion that will conquer the world, beginning with NATO?
What does FIFA stand for? Friends I ing Ate? Football Is ing Awful? And who is Sepp Blatter? Is he some sort of wizard? That sounds like a wizard name. He comes from Switzerland, though. Do the Swiss have wizards? Is Swiss cheese made by wizards? Do wizards eat Swiss cheese? Do Swiss wizards get tired of Swiss cheese? Do Swiss wizards eat Swiss cheese while watching FIFA World Cup?
Would it be dumb if I asked a smart question here?
That's a good question! If your face is the problem, can't you just get plastic surgery, and then face your problems? Surely afterwards you'll have some debt and financial problems, right? What if the plastic surgery creates more problems than it solved? What if your plastic surgeon is problematic to begin with and deliberately causes problems? Won't you just be creating more problems by having to sue him and take him to court for a botched surgery?
SO MANY QUESTIONS! IT'S RACKING MY BRAIN!