Time To Make Some Stories, Devians, My Figs Newtons

[Arbitrary Crusader]

In this thread, we are going make a story and record it online.
Rules In Spoiler:

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1: Your post MUST BE IN FOUR WORDS, NO LESS AND NO MORE.

2: Keep it within the TOS (Sadly) for obvious reasons.


3: You are allow to post words in different languages, but you will have to put a translation in a spoiler.

3a: KEEP IT TOS FRIENDLY.
3b: Make sure your languages can be pronounceable at least to the English speakers. For example, don't give me Russian Cyrillic and expect me to pronounce that .

4: Each story will be completed at the end of page 2 or every 40ths posts if you mods your posts view per page.

5: You are allow to be illogical like: Apple Europium Dino Taxi. You are NOT ALLOW to do something this: KLHFSKLHFG ALSHDKSA AKSHD AJDA.

6. You are allow to punctuate your own post

6a.And if the reader/speaker is reading a very long sentence, he or she can stop and take a breather, or can read as it is, or add a period if he or she wishes.

7: Once the story is complete, someone with have to upload it either with their own voice or a computer one like Microsoft Sam; however, it is prefer if you use an actual voice.

8: This is optional. The uploader is allow to personally name the story or leave as "untitled".

9: The uploader HAVE to post the story in this thread (For obvious reasons)

10: Enjoy the story.

Completed Stories In This Spoiler: Unedited And With Links To The Audio Versions

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Story #1: A Goddamn Mess

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In the beginning, I sneezed out commander Boreale while assuaging Liechtenstein mercifully guten tag, je t'aime but not right now my tarts are burning While undressing an alpaca during the moon season we found Jimmy Hoffa drinking commie kool aide K K K K listenin' to Iron Maiden singing one direction songs while performing the Riverdance All dressed in pink the dragons were many and the gypsy leprechauns who left no trace were just as numerous but not fluorescent, alas Enraged, the pope commenced... salivating for roast beef so she summoned the roast beef cardinal to saute with some onions and garlic a child while Hitler was right yogurt's my favourite pastime because green is best but yellow is better I am your father said the sea otter , a magnanimous aquatic weasel. I apply sudocrem efficiently but it's not enough to quell my thirst or the raging spirit who ate sandwiches made By unspoken water spiders that dwells within me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XKz4h2WRma

For our first story, I will upload it. And if this thread is still alive for a second one, someone else could upload that one and so on.

Now, we start our story.

"In the beginning, I...."

[Sir Adrian]

sneezed out commander Boreale

[The Useless Member]

while assuaging Liechtenstein mercifully

[Ybbon]

guten tag, je t'aime

[mishkin]

but not right now

[Ybbon]

my tarts are burning

[The Useless Member]

While undressing an alpaca

[Arbitrary Crusader]

during the moon season

[Sir Adrian]

we found Jimmy Hoffa

[Stavroforos]

drinking commie kool aide

[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

K K K K

[High Fist]

listenin' to Iron Maiden

[Ybbon]

singing one direction songs

[Sir Adrian]

while performing the Riverdance

[mishkin]

All dressed in pink

[High Fist]

the dragons were many

[Turkeys!]

and the gypsy leprechauns

[Cohors_Evocata]

who left no trace

[Sir Adrian]

were just as numerous

[High Fist]

but not fluorescent, alas

(Rule question: does the reader get to insert his own punctuation or must he read all as it is? )