Ask me, President Vladimir Putin, a Question

[Roma_Victrix]

Mr. Putin, in your opinion, which USSR leader was best?

Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev made USSR great influencing around world and very powerful, less harsh than Stalin, and more level-headed than Khrushchev. He best Sovietsky leaders to emulating.

Mr. Putin, is it true you let out your dog into your conference room whenever Chancellor Angela Merkel is around as she is afraid of dogs and you're trying to intimidate her?

Nyet! Is untruthful. Koni come into conference room on own accord, without my knowledges. Merkel is close friend and Putin not make pranking. Koni friendly dog, good with the peoples. She one of few in Russia who challenge me openly but I never send my Koni to take vacation in Siberia. Koni loyal pet and know when people are not be trusted, especially of the journalist.

If reincarnation was true could I or should I be legally able to reclaim what I owned in a past life. I mean technically it's mine.

Russian Orthodox Church tell only of heaven with a Jesus; reincarnation is Buddhist thingk given some attentions in documentary by scholars (for examples, Amerikanski professor Ian Stevenson). If reincarnation was a real thingk, then possessions in previous life not yours anymore. Russia have very clear, strict protocols of the property and who it belonging. If your name not on receipt, then is not yours, no matter if spirit own it in a previous lives.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I'll get a spirit receipt.

[Roma_Victrix]

Ah, I missingk glory day of Soviet, when Russia so powerful. Now the NATO expand to east and I not happiness. In good ole day Russia have solution to making NATO thinks better:



The glory of Russia in mushroom cloud form...I remembers on Soviet TV of watchingk Tsar Bomba explodes shortly after celebrate 9th birthday...it best birthday present Putin could havingk ask for!

[Soothsayer]

If you don't mind me asking exalted one, how is your sex life?

[Roma_Victrix]

Mr. Mexican (or New-Mexican?) Bear Face,

Is most private thingks. Respectable Russian peoples don't talk about the sex so openly. It none of your business. That said, since divorce with ex-wife, perhaps Putin need get back in dating pools. However, no times for this, too busy with Ukraine...too busy with...business. I must focusing my effort on the national security.

[Roma_Victrix]

Putin havingk new rings. It very nice, ochen klassna eta! Perhaps I get more of similar ring; perhaps I have head of Amerkanski football team Patriot come and have another visit to Rossiya, to Moskva, in presidential palace. Putin like idea of two ring, da!

[Maximinus Thrax]

Is it true that you can bend heavy duty frying pans with your bare hands? Was that a real pan or a fake one?

[Roma_Victrix]

I can assuring you, it is of real. Frying pan no match for my strongk. In facts, everythingk I does is the real, except for silly picture on Internet that make a mock at Putin with a photo-shopper. Those not real and Putin will see to it that those picture are a taken down. Is not the funny. Perhaps appropriately pressure applied to those who make and showing the silly picture.

Respect Putin, and I will respects you.

[Candy_Licker]

Mr. Putin, can we be Facebook Friends?

[Diglytron]

How do you like your wodka? Shaked or stirred.

[Roma_Victrix]

Mr. Putin, can we be Facebook Friends?

Only inner circle of a Kremlin are allow to friend Putin on the Facebook. Sorry, but I must declines request of you.

However, you most welcome to following me, Vladimir Putin, on a Twitter Bird site. We not friend, I and you, but you may be Putin's loyal follower. I like followers...especially amassing the more of them!

How do you like your wodka? Shaked or stirred.

Famous Americanski spy of a fiction James Bond like the vodka martini shaken, not in stirring. However, Putin disagree strongly with method, stirring much more preferable with many martini. Is not only for aesthetic reason, but also a tasting. In general, I does opposite of Bond...is my general philosophy in a life.

[Nesimî]

In general, I does opposite of Bond...is my general philosophy in a life.

Good philosophy, I was was very offended by James Bond movie from Russia With Love. Shameless propoganda, we are used as scenery.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Mr. Putin do you have WMDs do I have to invade you?

[Roma_Victrix]

Mr. Putin do you have WMDs do I have to invade you?

Of course Russia have a nuclear bombs, is very well-known facts. It have them left over even from Soviet day, this no surprise to other nation. Perhaps you not take history lesson on subject?

And how you propose to invade the Russia, Prime Minister Abe? Your Japan Self-Defense Forces is no real army. Putin not afraid.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Give me a WMD or I will execute the Gorbachev hostage.

[Knight of Heaven]

Famous Americanski spy of a fiction James Bond

He is a Brit... Putin should know better...
btw President Putin why are you outlawing "Islam" on Russia?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Give me a WMD or I will execute the Gorbachev hostage.

Don't thinkingk hurt Mikhail. I will go Siberia if left alones!!!

[Roma_Victrix]

Give me a WMD or I will execute the Gorbachev hostage.

Oh noes! Pleases, don't do that. Anything but that, I begs you. I cannot give WMD to Japan, so I guess poor old friend Gorby on his own.

However, Gorbachev stay in Siberia...we make arrangement.

He is a Brit... Putin should know better...

Amerikanski...Britanski...same difference...especially after Putin have many vodka shot. My head hurting...was good vodka!

Foreign policy of US and UK so similar it sometimes hard to telling them apart! Plus language is same. UK might as well be 51st State of US.

btw President Putin why are you outlawing Islan on Russia?

Islan, or Islam? Is these two different thingk? I cannot telling...probably difference between UK and USA.

No, I not outlawing the Islam, although it great partisan threat in a Chechnya. Plus, Tatars in a Crimea ungrateful. However, many worker from Central Asia, like Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan, are Muslim. Putin cannot affording to ban them...we need construction worker after all.

Don't thinkingk hurt Mikhail. I will go Siberia if left alones!!!

Don't worry, my old friend Mishka, you safe with Putin...you safe...in Siberia.

[Sir Adrian]

Privet, what is this I hear? Vladimir Vladimirovich take Gorby hostage?

[The_King]

Amerikanski...Britanski...same difference...especially after Putin have many vodka shot. My head hurting...was good vodka!

Foreign policy of US and UK so similar it sometimes hard to telling them apart! Plus language is same. US might as well be 87th County of UK.

Sorry but I had to correct you there.