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    If anyone has soft baked cookies, I'm sold. I hate those over-polluted crap they sell in convenience stores.

    EDIT: I want cookies, dammit! If I wanted to eat preservatives and sugar baked into an unrecognizable mush, I would find a meth lab! (Just sayin...)
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    I want cookies, dammit! If I wanted to eat preservatives and sugar baked into an unrecognizable mush, I would find a meth lab! (Just sayin...)


    @Last Spartan



    The Caliph is busy eating soft baked cookies which are not over polluted crap they sell in convenience stores.



    Yours Fishfully,

    Fish Face (PBUH),

    Last edited by Cyrene; September 12, 2014 at 11:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Last Spartan View Post
    YES. I am strong in the Force. The Dark Side is power.

    Also, do you have cookies?
    There are many cookies in the Death Star!, and you can bring them to your mouth just with your power of the Dark Side!
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    @Last Spartan, dont join them join the triumvirate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    Perhaps, once putin and assad surrender to the Third Triumvirative, we may have peace, whose side are you on Caliph, The Triumvirative (Mauryan Empire(ME), Oda Nobunaga and 'Muricans democracy machines nation) or evil Russia

    Assad not surrendering to ghosts. Assad being entertained by Little Indian probably hallucinating from a drug who saying bad things. You're lucking you're not living in Russia or Syria or you would suffer punishment for your insolent words
    Assad not worrying over treats from a man who thinks he leads a Mauryan army,perhaps man stuck in past and he does not know Mauryan empire dissolved in 185 BC?

    As long as official Indian Prime Minister is not harming Syria, India is not concerning us. Assad is urging the caliph to join the Putin-Assad alliance as it would both benefit our powers. Surely Caliph would not listen to ghosts but rather to an official president?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aspasia View Post

    Assad not surrendering to ghosts. Assad being entertained by Little Indian probably hallucinating from a drug who saying bad things. You're lucking you're not living in Russia or Syria or you would suffer punishment for your insolent words
    Assad not worrying over treats from a man who thinks he leads a Mauryan army,perhaps man stuck in past and he does not know Mauryan empire dissolved in 185 BC?

    As long as official Indian Prime Minister is not harming Syria, India is not concerning us. Assad is urging the caliph to join the Putin-Assad alliance as it would both benefit our powers. Surely Caliph would not listen to ghosts but rather to an official president?

    Good, I can see the Dark Side is strong with this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stavros_Kalmpou View Post
    Good, I can see the Dark Side is strong with this one.
    -The Dark Lord of the Sith
    You are clearly an imposter.


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    Stop being a Dick, Cheney.

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    @Bashar Al-Assad and his Vodka friend



    I invite you to Fishdad for a cup of Mahallabiyyah, we might even sort things out.



    Yours Fishfully,

    Abu Al-Hut himself,


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    If you can't keep your finger straight and off the trigger you are clearly not qualified to be the Dark Lord.

    Just sayin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrene View Post


    To all Fish Haters,

    May the Wrath of fish be upon you, expect a response from the mighty Caliph Abu Al-Hut ( meaning Father of Fish ) and his Mercenary Captain, Fish face ( PBUH )

    soon


    Yours Fishfully,

    Abu Al-Hut's Scribe,

    You say you caliph, but something of tell me you someone who envy self-proclaim IS caliph Abu Bark al-Baghdadi...could it be...could you being...Nouri al-Maliki!



    Oh, if such thingk true, Putin have greatly laugh. I mean, clearly, big letters for "Baghdad" on map behind you big giveaway your location, Mr. Caliph of Fishes. So, Nouri, this how you pretend in spare time to having the fun? At least you not possessed by 16th-century Japanese warlord Oda Nobunaga, like Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, who come here most schizophrenic when ask Putin the question now and then. Then it get most of confusing for Putin!

    How life in retirement now, Nouri? You know, like Yanukovych who no longer leader of Ukraine, you always of welcome to come stay in Russia instead of the Iraq. If you actually in Bosnia, it vacation for you this time of years?

    Yours without fish smell,
    Putin

    Quote Originally Posted by Stavros_Kalmpou View Post
    Good,your hatred makes you powerful. Continue like this, let the Dark Side flow through your veins!

    -The Dark Lord of the Sith
    I most unawares that supposedly Darkly Sith Lord live in a Cyclades. This news to Putin, news that intelligence service should have of briefing me on in cabinet meeting. Putin see to it that certain people no longer have the job in a Moscow for fail to inform.

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    We are Sith. We are legion.

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    You say you caliph, but something of tell me you someone who envy self-proclaim IS caliph Abu Bark al-Baghdadi...could it be...could you being...Nouri al-Maliki!


    @ Infidel

    pfft, of course i'm not that Shia Heretic! How Dare You!

    you will find out when you shall be my guest in Moscow..






    it's all fun and vodka till you.. smell fish.


    ----------------------------------------------------

    Fish Caliphate Military

    it seems Putin isn't aware of the kind of enemy he is about to face:

    Spoiler for Fish Samurai


    Spoiler for Fish Commandos


    Spoiler for Amphibian Mobs




    Spoiler for Bermuda Missiles


    Spoiler for Fish Submarines


    Spoiler for Rocket Launching sea Monsters


    Spoiler for Heavy Rocket Launching sea Monsters


    Spoiler for Nazi Anti-Carrier Rocket Launchers


    Spoiler for Fishy Nuclear Bomb



    Spoiler for Heliocopters


    Spoiler for Self-hating Human terrorists


    Spoiler for Tank Mines


    and..

    Spoiler for Assasins




    DEATH!

    Yours Fishfully,

    Abu Al-Hut himself,


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    Dude... you have a sick mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrene View Post



    @Bashar Al-Assad and his Vodka friend



    I invite you to Fishdad for a cup of Mahallabiyyah, we might even sort things out.



    Yours Fishfully,

    Abu Al-Hut himself,

    Caliph Abu Al-Hut,
    Protector of the Fish,

    We urge you to turn down your offer! This is an action of Hostility to both the Samaarjya Maurya and The Thrid Triumvirateunless you want your lands seized, your fish raped and your empire ruined, continue on and invite those treacherous scum to your palace.
    We are the protectors of Fish just as you are, we are kinsmen, do not go against your family, stand up to evil and let us start a mutiny where we will rise and unite all under the just domain of the Third Triumvirate.

    We are the truest heirs to the world, we have been granted the Support of the Heavans, Good Friend Caliph Abu Al-Hut, remember our alliances, pledge yourself to the Third Triumvirative and you will be granted riches beyond that you can imagine, you will bring unity to the world, think of the fish... oh Abu, think of the Fish if not humanity... Both Russia and Syria hunt Fish, my thugee's report that Vladmir Putin even tortures Fishes and slips it in his Vodka,

    So at the last i say this,
    Turn down this offer, raise your embassies to ash in Syria and Russia otherwise you will face the wrath of The Third Triumvirative, the wrath of Oda Nobunaga, the Wrath of 'Muricans Democracy machines and most of all, the wrath of the Mighty Mauryan Empire... to which your Fishes will be nothing but an argument...

    Please take our words and consider them,
    For a foolish, sense-gratifying action may leave your empire in ruin,

    Take this as a threat or whatever, the Mauryans fear not...
    This is our simple,humble yet direct message, from the Emperor himself...

    Choose wisely Caliph Abu al-Hut...
    Choose wisely...

    Priya-Darshi Samraat Chakravartin Mahendra Maurya,





    Ich bin Kaiser von mauryan reiches

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    Why are you so awsome.
    Albundy for president 2019 my lets play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9iZV...azsoGel3_b_7rA

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawandorder82 View Post
    Why are you so awsome.
    Lawandorder,
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    Look at my army, its so magnificent,

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    Nobunaga's levies and
    Ich bin Kaiser von mauryan reiches

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    The first two are quite glorious

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    Good, it has come to war I see. Also, I am in a parallel universe where Cyclades are the capital of the Sith Empire. Also I am clearly not an impostor. Whoever said that maybe wants a bit of Death Star to hit him.
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    Cherished Ally, Emperor PooMan,
    Leader of the Poo people,

    I forgot to mention the 'Muricans democracy machines you stole, they're all glorious but, these democracy machines are even more...quite...glorious

    Here is our newly assembled gallery of Democracy Machines, thank you very much for stealing them, they will be of much use when we invade Putin in the next couple of turns...

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    Beware all enemies....
    Beware.....

    Priya-Darshi Samraat Chakravartin Mahendra Maurya



    Ich bin Kaiser von mauryan reiches

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