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    Default What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    We all know and love Sean Bean, but what we can't get enough of is Sean Bean dying. Deep down, we're all a bunch of sadists, aren't we?

    Sean Bean has performed remarkably in the many roles where he was shot, stabbed, decapitated, crushed, etc. to death. Yet what else could this renowned Shakespearean actor achieve in his still very active career? Give us all your suggestions! As well as ideas of how best he should die in them.

    For instance he could play the father of either Romeo or Juliet, and poison himself after them...totally disobeying the original playwright's script because, as we all know, Sean Bean must die.

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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    We all know and love Sean Bean, but what we can't get enough of is Sean Bean dying. Deep down, we're all a bunch of sadists, aren't we?

    Sean Bean has performed remarkably in the many roles where he was shot, stabbed, decapitated, crushed, etc. to death. Yet what else could this renowned Shakespearean actor achieve in his still very active career? Give us all your suggestions! As well as ideas of how best he should die in them.

    For instance he could play the father of either Romeo or Juliet, and poison himself after them...totally disobeying the original playwright's script because, as we all know, Sean Bean must die.
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    JJ Abrahms being confused with Star Wars and Star Trek and loving to recycle plots decides that the Federation needs to concentrate education of Star Fleet cadets into science, engineering and command. Security can be handled by a new clone army. Sean Bean from now on is EVERY NO NAME RED SHIRTED CREWMAN.



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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    I read somewhere that he is playing as Julius Caesar in something soon. So I think we can all predict what will happen in that.

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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Quote Originally Posted by gaunty14 View Post
    I read somewhere that he is playing as Julius Caesar in something soon. So I think we can all predict what will happen in that.
    He'll be the most badass Julius Caesar since Julius Caesar.

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    He should be in Star Wars dressed up as a women and date Yoda who kills him in a fit of raging jealousy ''be mine you are'' then he chops his head off.

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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Megas-Doux View Post
    Sean Bean from now on is EVERY NO NAME RED SHIRTED CREWMAN.
    This suggestion for the win! Imagine it, all the various ways that Sean Bean could die in a single movie, from being sucked out of a giant hole torn in the hull of the ship and flung into outer space to accidentally slipping and falling into the ship's grinding turbines. Oh the possibilities!

    I might invite a little controversy by saying this, but I don't think Sean Bean should ever be cast as Julius Caesar. Sean Bean, despite his ruthless and ambitious role as the rogue agent in James Bond's Goldeneye, exudes an air of humility that is better fit for such roles. Julius Caesar would be better played by someone who is typecast as a sharp, middle-aged alpha male type like Mark Strong.

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    Tosca would be fun, but since its Sean Bean noone would really think the trick would work.
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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Sean Bean is the magicians assistant in the Sawn in half person in a box trick.



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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Archduke Franz Ferdinand in a movie called 1914 or Vienna (baiscally movie dealing with Austrian political backstabbing and the events leading to war). Jack Nicholson could play Count Tisza, the guy who wanted him dead.

    He could be Lionheart, Guy Fawkes, Blackbeard, Marius
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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Sean Bean is Jesus Christ.

    Sean Bean is the Egyptian God Osiris

    Sean Bean is Lazarus

    Sean Bean is Doctor Who

    Sean Bean is the Mummy

    Sean Bean is Dr Daniel Jackson

    Sean Bean is Kenny McCormack



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    Sean Bean doesn't seem to mind that his characters are dying very often.

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    About the topic...

    1. Sean Bean as T-1000 from the second Terminator movie, the guy made of liquid metal who obstinately refuses to die.

    2. Sean Bean as Tony Montana from Scarface. The henchmen sent after him had to fire about 4 millions rounds before they were able to bring him down for good.

    3. Sean Bean as one of the two remaining Immortals in the world (Highlander).
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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Sean Bean as an Imperial/Sith Lord in the next Star Wars.

    Sean Bean as Horatio Nelson in a biopic or movie about Trafalgar.

    Sean Bean as Harold Godwinson at Hastings.

    Sean Bean as Duncan I of Scotland.

    Sean Bean as Richard III.
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    Sean Bean as Doomsday in Superman.



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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Admiral Horatia Nelson! Now that I could see. He would die masterfully.

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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Sean Bean as Macbeth

    Sean Bean as Prometheus (He doesn't die but might as well )

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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Sean Bean is that Polish guy defending his town from Mongol invaders

    Sean Bean is that guy who tried to walk across Death Valley in the Summer

    Sean Bean is that astronaut in the beginning of a Scifi-horror

    Sean Bean is Joan of Arc

    Sean Bean is Stonewall Jackson

    Sean Bean is Shaka Zulu

    Sean Bean is Montezuma

    Sean Bean is Mithridates

    Sean Bean is Sean Bean

    Is there any movie where Sean Bean is the main hero and lives?
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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soothsayer View Post
    Sean Bean is that Polish guy defending his town from Mongol invaders

    Sean Bean is that guy who tried to walk across Death Valley in the Summer

    Sean Bean is that astronaut in the beginning of a Scifi-horror

    Sean Bean is Joan of Arc

    Sean Bean is Stonewall Jackson

    Sean Bean is Shaka Zulu

    Sean Bean is Montezuma

    Sean Bean is Mithridates

    Sean Bean is Sean Bean

    Is there any movie where Sean Bean is the main hero and lives?
    Goddamn, dude, stop making me laugh my ass off.

    As for your question, I can't think of a single movie where that transpires. Sean Bean basically just dies in everything, and does so fabulously.

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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Sean Bean is Oedipus.

    Sean Bean is Edward Braddock.

    Sean Bean is Jesus.

    Sean Bean is Charles MacCarthy.

    Sean Bean is William George Keith Elphinstone.

    Sean Bean is George Custer.
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    The only thing's I haven't seen Sean Bean die in. When Saturday comes and of course the mini series Sharpe.



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    Default Re: What are some other movie roles Sean Bean should die in?

    Sean Bean is King Louis XVI of France.

    Sean Bean is Mary Antoinette.

    Sean Bean is Jesse James.

    Sean Bean is a rabbi in the Spanish Inquisition.

    Sean Bean is Gaddafi.

    Sean Bean is Mussolini.

    Sean Bean is Guy Fawkes.

    Sean Bean is bystander #2 in the next natural disaster movie.

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