Rome II Humour thread

**Rijul.J.Ballal** · April 30, 2014, 03:00 AM

Can't see it alQamar

**Flavius Julius Nepos Augustus** · April 30, 2014, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by baptistus

The historical moment that Julius Caesar 'cries' when he saw the head of Pompeius (well done!)

+ a repost from La♔De♔Da♔Brigadier Graham

**alQamar** · May 02, 2014, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by Rijul.J.Ballal

Can't see it alQamar

Fixed it. The linked picture was removed from the source.

**rafmc1989** · May 02, 2014, 06:30 AM

Many TW players have encountered the problems besetting the launch of Rome II...
While Hitler's reaction is of course taken to the extreme there is a grain of truth in his words.

**rafmc1989** · May 02, 2014, 01:08 PM

**johan_d** · May 02, 2014, 01:56 PM

Hahaha, Die Krieg ist verlorn, the battle is lost. Did we lose the CA battle ??

**perifanosEllinas** · May 02, 2014, 02:58 PM

Check out the new feature of the game: Sea-camps

So I guess we'll also get a "Roman divers" DLC,right? YEAH!!!

**|Sith|Galvanized Iron** · May 02, 2014, 05:55 PM

Honestly those Hitler spam videos stopped being funny even before they were made. If you got fluence in any Germanic language (including English) the illusion is immediately broken. Fake subtitle videos where alien languages like French, Arabic or Chinese are spoken are much funnier.

**KNyte** · May 03, 2014, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by |Sith|Galvanized Iron

Honestly those Hitler spam videos stopped being funny even before they were made. If you got fluence in any Germanic language (including English) the illusion is immediately broken. Fake subtitle videos where alien languages like French, Arabic or Chinese are spoken are much funnier.

German's pretty Alien to a lot of people. Duh. That's why its even remotely comical.

**Flavius Julius Nepos Augustus** · May 03, 2014, 05:38 AM

That SEAG give me abck my legions comes from my brother video I believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAkHRLDcMvw
graphics were already R2 style :p
FUN FACT R2 was anounced days after this video xD

**Knight of Heaven** · May 03, 2014, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by |Sith|Galvanized Iron

Honestly those Hitler spam videos stopped being funny even before they were made. If you got fluence in any Germanic language (including English) the illusion is immediately broken. Fake subtitle videos where alien languages like French, Arabic or Chinese are spoken are much funnier.

You know i actualy watched the movie long ago, and i kinda understand what he is saying, and i can tell it aint funny at all.
When i begin to watcth this videos i close them soon after,because it is just silly.
It wouldnt do with French either. At least for me.

Also the Fall its a great movie.

**rafmc1989** · May 03, 2014, 08:00 AM

**alQamar** · May 03, 2014, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by perifanosEllinas

Check out the new feature of the game: Sea-camps

^^
Only if I get a Beasts of Sea Unit DLC, including "Cetus" who can sink fleets of enemy transport ships

Well perifanos, you really forgot about the big flood in Dover when the Romans besieged the port from a channel island 43 AD?
Seems like CA has lost control over the fluid part of their game

source / credits: TheROJ

> DayZ mod sold 2 million times in only 6 months even though it is Alpha.
> Rome 2 sold 1 million times in more than 7 months even though it is Beta.

Just LOL, I wonder how many sales Rome 2 would have seen if it would have been released in alpha state, while it looked graphically and technically more promising

Originally Posted by rafmc1989

While Hitler's reaction is of course taken to the extreme there is a grain of truth in his words.

If Mr. Hitler have had a proper graphics card.... he would not blame himself for having low FPS counts @rafmc1989

**rafmc1989** · May 03, 2014, 08:40 AM

If Mr. Hitler have had a proper graphics card.... he would not blame himself for having low FPS counts

YEAH! I want this Nazi video card too!

**rafmc1989** · May 09, 2014, 12:46 PM

Inept AI: "Come on guys! Today is the day! Patch 12 has come out. We will show them we are smart, not idiots as Rome II haterz think. Victory is at hand, no one can stop us. Let's do this. Death to HATERZ. Chaaaaaaaaaaaaarge !!!"

Siege AI process

Phase 1:
- The enemy attacks the gates with the battering ram.
- Haterz kill off the units pushing the ram, but the ram has managed to reach the gate.
- Inept AI sends the rest of his units to... throw torches instead of manning the ram!

BUT! Ends up throwing the torches at his own damn ram because it is in the torches path to the gate!

And ends up destroying his own ram!

Phase 2:
- The ram ends up blocking the path of the torches.
- Inept AI continues throwing his torches at the broken ram.

Whilest hardly any of the torches reach the actual target - the gate.

Inept AI: "It's the torches! Why is the gate still intact? CA said it would have worked! Now haterz will make fun of us." :-(((((((((