Justin Bieber is in jail after driving off his head on drugs and illegal street racing

[The Last Spartan]

You see... this is why I hate humans...

[Roma_Victrix]

You see... this is why I hate humans...

I agree! We should all live with wolves...



...or not. Still, it probably beats five minutes of being forced to sit in the same room as Justin Bieber. Oh the humanity!

[Biggles]

I heard msnbc even interrupted a live interview with a congresswoman for this breaking news. That is the most saddening thing about this whole affair if you ask me

Wow, being interrupted for something like this on TV is one of those things that might just create a super-villain.

[The Guy With No Imagination]

There's a petition to deport him now. It's gotten over 128,000 signatures, ergo the White House must address it.

[Sir Adrian]

The US should just do a humanitarian gesture and set Bieber loose in Saudi Arabia or North Korea. Oh the wacky news that would come of it (before his inevitable death by stoning or beheading)

[Stavroforos]

I seriously can't understand why people ing care. Seriously, some of these people need to get a life.

[Påsan]

Would not be smart to expel Bieber. Considering the mountains of middle class cash that kid is shuffling about he's an actual boost to the economy.

[Vissewalde rex de Gerzika]

I just hope if he gets deported he wont try to live anywhere in Europe, if that is the case, we will need more petitions.

[AqD]

The US should just do a humanitarian gesture and set Bieber loose in Saudi Arabia or North Korea. Oh the wacky news that would come of it (before his inevitable death by stoning or beheading)

That's so cruel! Why can't US just send it to some afghan warlord for peace? I heard they love boys.

[Stavroforos]

I just hope if he gets deported he wont try to live anywhere in Europe, if that is the case, we will need more petitions.

Think about it this way: at least Bieber earns his money, as opposed to the numerous European royal families.

[Joseph Simonyi de Vitézvár]

I don't know why people like this kid. He can't sing. He's so full of autotune and that's it's not even funny.

[Stavroforos]

I can't say I hold a grudge against a kid who is more rich at whatever age he is than most people.

[Joseph Simonyi de Vitézvár]

True, I still think his music is lousy. I heard better.

[Stavroforos]

Yeah, and I'm not a fan of his music either, but that's not really relevant.

[Vissewalde rex de Gerzika]

I don't know why people like this kid. He can't sing. He's so full of autotune and that's it's not even funny.

He sings inoffensive songs about common themes, looks good, dosen't do bad things(until now). Whats not to like for a 8 - 16 years old girl which thinks not having a boyfriend who is cute/rich enough is the biggest issue in the world?

[Achilleslastand]

Im all for a public caning for this no talent little punk, but then again in only 8 yrs or so he will be eligible for induction into the "27 club".

[Joseph Simonyi de Vitézvár]

Yeah, and I'm not a fan of his music either, but that's not really relevant.

Yeah. Actually it is since this thread is pertaining to him.

[Stavroforos]

So the quality of his music is relevant to his assaulting people?

[Vissewalde rex de Gerzika]

So the quality of his music is relevant to his assaulting people?

Well, if there was no music from him there would be no assaulting or anything, so yes it is relevant.

[Stavroforos]

No, it's not relevant. It's only relevant because some people online have nothing better to do than to act all superior-like simply because they think they have better taste in music and because someone else is more successful than them.

"Tom Hanks is in jail after driving off his head on drugs and illegal street racing."

Oh but Tom Hanks is a great actor!