Putin bans Islam in Chinese air defense zone while Berlusconi Independence Referendum is agreed for 2014

[Roma_Victrix]

BREAKING NEWS!

Putin bans Islam in Chinese air defense zone while Berlusconi Independence Referendum is agreed for 2014.
November 37th, 2015. 25:44 AM.
Reuters. Madrid, Poland.

Today, Russia's President Vladimir Putin has stunned the world by banning the practices and religious institutions of Islam within the newly-formed Chinese air defense zone in the South China Sea. His bill to also ban homosexuality within the defense zone is also seen as highly popular in both Russia and the PRC. Reached for comment, Chinese President Xi Jinping backed the move to ban Islam within the air defense zone, much to the annoyance of Japan and its allies the US and Angola. Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, a longtime personal friend and political ally of Putin's, simultaneously reached an agreement with the Italian parliament to hold a referendum on his independence from Italy, which if passed in the next fiscal year of 2014, would form a new nation of Berlusconia within the Chinese air defense zone. Such a move is hotly contested by Taiwan, which has promised to raise levels of anti-Semitism in Europe and redeploy Iranian uranium centrifuges in response.

Spain has promised to indict former Chinese President Hu Jintao if he does not hand Tibet over to Turkey, which has promised to turn the once proud Buddhist nation into a mosque. Spain along with the US has also strongly criticized the Chinese air defense zone as a breeding ground for super humans and al-Qaeda terrorists who have flooded Syria with anti-Morsi protests. Spain has also indicted former Chinese President Jiang Zemin on charges that he was caught making sexually-suggestive comments aimed at Sweety, the virtual 10-year-old Philippino girl who stands accused by the PLO of poisoning Yasser Arafat.

In other news, Venezuela is one step closer to destroying Taliban leadership by implementing new laws limiting Chinese families in Venezuela to one child per household...

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[Sir Adrian]

#freeberlusconi

[Hazzard]

This is hard to take seriously, it just sounds ridiculous.
You can't ban a religion, if Muslims care that much they'll just go to a toilet for their prayers? And I don't know if this is the case, but is it a thing in Russia where the police are matching two men whenever they are together?

[Roma_Victrix]

This is hard to take seriously, it just sounds ridiculous.

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[Nesimî]

Iran's FM Javad Zarif has wholeheartedly backed the decision, mentioning that it was an opportunity to eradicate the increasing influence of East Coast rap music, which has just arrived in the Islamic Republic.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

THIS JUST IN! It appears that the CCP is questioning its own leadership. They plan on resurrecting Mao Zedong and Chiang Kaishek and having them fight to the death and crowning the winner as the new leader of China. Not only will this decide how the CCP conquers Taiwan but it will also decide the CCP's policy for the next few decades.

[Roma_Victrix]

THIS JUST IN! It appears that the CCP is questioning its own leadership. They plan on resurrecting Mao Zedong and Chiang Kaishek and having them fight to the death and crowning the winner as the new leader of China. Not only will this decide how the CCP conquers Taiwan but it will also decide the CCP's policy for the next few decades.

Details at 11:00 of their selected weapons of choice taken exclusively from an ancient Chinese arsenal.

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[Hazzard]

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I didn't see this was in Thema Devia, I thought this was the Political Mudpit.
Granted, it does fit in with what Putin seems to do sometimes.