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    A lot of you folks might have seen a lot of threads here talking about 'Murica and posing like they were the be-all-end-all threads about 'Murica at TWC, but I guarantee you, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Because this is the big one, the balls out most Murican thread you will encounter at TWC. So for starters, it's time to inject you with some 'Murica, a nice hefty dose:










    What's that boy? ...You say you've had enough? Shut up, commie! Take your American-made medicine!










    So, what's the point of this thread, you may be asking yourself in your commie bunker?

    MURICA! That's why.

    That and you should share more things American, so that we shall promulgate this thread (and hence the honor of Murica) into infinity, to Hell and back. Don't question my logic and/or metaphysics, recruits!

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    Long Live Mother Russia! Russia Stronk!

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    Well, Ishan, to that I say this:










    I love you Russia, but don't you tempt us. You know what America is capable of unleashing.



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    mericuh

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    Bison skull piles...now that IS 'MURICAN!






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    ;( nobody????
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    Yep. That's pretty Dutch. That and this:




    'Murica approves.

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    More 'Murica for 'Muricans.

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    I would suggest that all of you visit this website if you call yourselves patriotic 'Mericans.

    http://merica-for-mericans.tumblr.com/

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    Under the patronage of Pie the Inkster Click here to find a hidden gem on the forum!


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    YEAH MURICA!!!!!





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    A bunch of pictures deleted.

    Please refrain from posting anything relating to drugs or I will have to take action.
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    Russia is the clear winner:



    Plus, do you even Kinder?

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    'Muricah
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    "[L]iberty must at all hazards be supported. We have a right to it, derived from our Maker. But if we had not, our fathers have earned and bought it for us, at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasure, and their blood." -- John Adams

    "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." -- Benjamin Franklin at the signing of the Declaration of Independence

    "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." -- Nathan Hale's last words before being hanged by British

    "Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God. I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" -- Patrick Henry

    "Three millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Beside, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of Nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us." -- Patrick Henry

    "There! His Majesty can now read my name without glasses. And he can double the reward on my head!" -- John Hancock after signing his name in large letters on the Declaration of Independence
    "One of the most essential branches of English liberty is the freedom of one's house. A man's house is his castle." -- James Otis

    "I have not yet begun to fight!" -- John Paul Jones
    "I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." -- John Paul Jones, 1778

    "Yonder are the Hessians. They were bought for seven pounds and tenpence a man. Are you worth more? Prove it. Tonight the American flag floats from yonder hill or Molly Stark sleeps a widow!" -- John Stark at the Battle of Bennington in 1777

    “A primary object should be the education of our youth in the science of government. In a republic, what species of knowledge can be equally important? And what duty more pressing than communicating it to those who are to be the future guardians of the liberties of the country?” - Geroge Washington

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    Well this has to be the most Dutch thing that I ever saw

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    Sounds delicious. Open up wide, America's coming inside!

    I fear that if you eat too many of those, however, you might turn into this dude:

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    Or this dude:

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    In American football's defense, the ball is kicked whenever making a field goal or when the ball is given to the other team in the turn over. Otherwise, yes, it is handled like an egg. You know why we still call it football?

    BECAUSE MURICA! That's why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximinus Thrax View Post
    LOL Europeans can't even tell a hand from an elbow
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