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    All are welcome to The Drunken Squire, take a seat while our wenches serve you till you can neither eat nor drink any longer. Our tavern is perfect for getting away from the nagging wife or just have a beer in good company after a long day in the fields. Thank you for choosing The Drunken Squire

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    The crew of east europeans roll up into the place and the biggest one says

    Can we get a round of ale for the guys, and you have anything stronger in this place?
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    Welcome to our establishment, I do but do you think you can handle it?
    He said with a chuckle
    I don't mean to be rude but gold upfront. I'm sure you understand

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    Feargusson stumbles into the bar and drunkenly orders a pint before passing out on a man's lap. The man yells something about bloody Irishmen and pushes Feargusson off him, to which Feargusson replies by punching him in the face and drawing an axe, then realizing the entire room is staring at him and putting the axe away, then mumbling an apology and going off into the corner with his pint to cry away his sorrows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agamemnon View Post
    Feargusson stumbles into the bar and drunkenly orders a pint before passing out on a man's lap. The man yells something about bloody Irishmen and pushes Feargusson off him, to which Feargusson replies by punching him in the face and drawing an axe, then realizing the entire room is staring at him and putting the axe away, then mumbling an apology and going off into the corner with his pint to cry away his sorrows.
    The biggest russian walks over to the Irishman and says

    Tough day eh? What's your name and where you from?
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    The doors swung open as Daniel entered the tavern looking for his older brother amongst the crowd of patrons, he yelled thrice with no answer yet he continued to search. Daniel always knew where to find his brother either with 2 drinks in hand or ladies in bed, all this sin couldn't be good for his eternal soul

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    A tall, burly wild eyed preist with a outlandish hat and an equally wild beard walks up and says

    Ya lookin for another tall redhead fellow, he's over in the corner with this rather stoutly built redhead, and so drunk its a wonder he's still in the chair in the chair
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    Daniel nodded and thanked his brother of the church
    Thank you Brother, now I must tend my own brother who's vices are many and remorse is none.
    Daniel found his brother face down passed out over a loaf of crusty bread, he wasted no time in lifting his head and smacking him hard in his face.
    Wake up you damned fool, or i shall leave you to thieves
    William rubbed his check in pain than fell right back to sleep

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    OOC: Lol I had to drag one of my drunk friends to a car this weekend

    Welshie walks up and says to Daniel

    He ain't gonna make it to where your gonna take him mate, I say you leave him here and he goes home tomorrow

    The mercenary takes a schilling out of the coin purse and tosses it to the innkeeper

    That outa cover a bed and breakfast tomorrow.

    He then goes over and shakes the drunken man up and whispers

    Hey, its your mate, welshie, you tried to drink wodka with us. Remember that saxon girl with the gigantic bossoms, she's upstairs, lets go mate.
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    Before he could protest, he begins to help william up and motions for his brother to help him

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    Daniel is thankful for the man's help
    I am not sure how to repay you for your kindness
    As they arrived Daniel opened the door and pointed towards the furniture
    let's place him there, he can rest here for now
    Daniels hand slipped and William banged his head on the arm of the couch, Daniel laughed
    that should keep him out for the rest of the night

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